Curtains Issue

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Under the collapsed ceiling , Between the Boulders


Versuvio: Dude, u dead ?
Nexus:No…I can’t feel my c*ck
Versuvio:Good *punches nexus in the neck*Hope that does it … This is for that ****ing cat
V*thinks*:How do I get away from 20 ft of boulders ? And wtf am I doing in the manga section … wait ...*yells at rei*



The playground


BiBi:Sounds like he needs u again
Rei:I thought he was dead >_> I swear to god im gonna retire >_<*goes to the manga section*
Versuvio:Oh here you are
Rei: What do u need ?
Versuvio : Clean the manga section
Rei:Im not doing that again >____<
Versuvio:It’s an order ?_?
Rei:It’s for the last time *turns into a vaccum and starts absorbing boulders, together with lame theories*
The boulders are gone and the only ones remaining are V and Nexus
Rei turns into a 2 tones fatter Rei
Rei:You are gonna pay for this
V:Really ? Then what about this ? *takes a needle out*
Rei: Don’t u DARE!
V:U dare dare me , woman ? *gets closer*
Rei: D-Don’t
V: >:]
Rei:No ._.
V:pOW!!!!!
Rei:T______T
V:Hehehe…just kidding
Rei:starts ritating toward V
V:W-Wait…I’m sorry *starts running*
Rei:That won’t do >:] *catches V and he turns into a 2d figure*
V:-_-
Rei:WOOHOO ! *continues to go down the hill*

The new Admin Office 5 months later

Versuvio opens the door , still looking like a drawing , and looks on the window
Versuvio: This is so awkward...Wait..WTF is this curtain…I thought I told BiBi I wanted Blue ones -_-
Curtain : You dare disgrace me and my kind, little man ?
Versuvio: Who said that ?
Curtain : It’s Mighty Curtain Messiah talking to you
Versuvio: Ok, I must be going nuts…
MCM : -_-# *grabs versuvio and wraps him like a garlic kebab*
Versuvio: Damn…NOOO…HELP!!!
MCM *opens mouth and swallows versuvio, then turns purple*
MCM:*burps* Yummy

*Nexus gets into the office*

Nexus : This is so awkward… Wait ..WTF is this curtain ? I thought I Told BiBi I want Red ones -_-
MCM: You dare disgrace me and my kind, little man ?
Nexus: Who said that ?
MCM: Oh, screw it … *grabs Nexus and wraps him like a chili kebab*
Nexus: Damn…NOOO…HELP!!!
MCM swallows Nexus and turns Black…

BiBi gets into the office

BiBi: This is so awkward…Wait..WTF is this curtain ? I thought I put a white one
MCM: You dare disg…ah wtf *attempts to grab BiBi
The Bunch of slaves jumps in front if BiBi like a shield , led by Roku
Roku: o.o… a living curtain … I Always wanted one of those …What’s the meaning of this ? *turns to BiBi*
The spot where BiBi sat before the scene is now empty
Roku: o.o
MCM: U LOST ME MY PRAY !!!
Roku: No…NOOOO


Sandbox

BiBi: Rei…REI !!
Rei: BiBi ….BIBI!!
BiBi: No , we’re not playing …
Rei: Hell yes we are-_0
BiBi: Simon says stop playing and be serious
Rei: OK .. What happened ?
BiBi; There’s a living curtain …In the admin’s office
Rei: Living curtains…I thought it was just a legend
BiBi: Legend ???
Rei: Yes, there was once a fearsome messiah that used to dominate the entire vBulletin…But it was turned into a curtain by the NF admins and banished on a broken forum , with 0 members, which was then closed…Seems like it somehow managed to come here
BiBi: How do we deal with it …
Well there is only one race that can stand against living curtains…living tables
BiBi: Living tables ? I thought it was just a legend
Rei: Legend ?
BiBi: Nvm … The table race is long gone
Rei: All but one … It is said she is right here on NB
BiBi: Really .. who ?
Rei: kakashithunder
 
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