Criminal calls 911 on self

[Darthlawsuit]

A Portland, Oregon, woman arrived home on Saturday, April 6th, to find an intruder in the shower!
The Portland homeowner called out “Why are you in my house taking a shower?”
The uninvited shower guest replied, “I’m sorry…my name’s Timothy James Chapek.”
Timothy Chapek, 25, then dialed 911 and told the emergency operator, “I just broke in to a house and the owners came home…I think they might have guns.”
The homeowner also called 911 to report the intruder.
I don’t know about you, but it’s a good day when lawbreakers are fearful, rather than the law-abiding! And guns, or even the threat of the good guys possibly having guns, can make that scenario the norm.

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Whelp, this is a new one. Intruder calls cops on self fearing house owner has a gun. Methinks this intruder has good instincts.

 

[Jellal Fernandes]

Lol Why are you in my shower? Wanna Join? Rape face.

 

[S A G E]

And the intruder is the "idiot of the day"

 

[Sasukenumberonelover]

Lol I guess that good BR0?

 

[-Punk-]

OH America !

 

[P3ĮÑ]

The intruder was obviously on crack

 

[giopadilla]

if only you knew that Portland has one of the highest count of meth labs and users in the west coast competing with california

 

[Wukong]

Why do people break into houses to shower then rob it? But this shows that protecting your home is safer than not having any firepower to protect yourself.
I think the outcome may have changed if firearms were banned, maybe he would have forced homeowner to join and rape them.

But he is the Idiot of the day!

 

[Ldude]

Haha, wow. He was taking a shower.

 

[Jin Hayami]

I still probably would have shot him.
Just saying. If I come home to a naked dude in my house its open season. God help him if my girl finds that seat left up.

 

[GenKiDama]

If this was Australia than the house owners would be charged with attempted murder.

 

[Strawberry]

what was he doing robbing 20 gallons of water?

 

[Hunty]

I love how all the "funny," interesting members commute on these types of threads. Lol... I guess I can help.
This is not a idiot. He's just a fantastic troll, you sir, have won the troll contest...

 

[Aim64C]

You know... You hear about this stuff relatively often... where people break into homes, make themselves dinner, take showers....

I mean... really... what the hell?

In these cases, it's not better to ask forgiveness than permission.

 

[Virus..]

Homeless dued try to get clean then leave haha.