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Goes hand in hand.

Theory: if human beings were to voyage to a new planet, they would create a being similar to ours, probably a clone, that can inhabit that planet.

Gene splicing to make em similar to us but splice it so that they can survive the atmosphere.

Give em a task of catagorizing the species in that planet. Have someone under your command, mostly liberal, give more freedom to said cloned human(s) and they make babies. Their kids sacrifice stuff to us. One of our supervisor, mainlyPETA member, was glad that one of the kids sacrificed crops instead of meat. He would then kill his brother and we would curse him for that.

We human beings would then be dieties and wed have people like zeus and his bros then the ice giants etc...


While our gene spliced humans live their lives and evolve further
 

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Incorrect: Some take it literally, and some disbelieve it entirely. So, where's the obvious fiction?

Perhaps the part where the magical, invisible ghost impregnated a virgin with himself so he could be sacrificed to himself by his enemies so he can save everyone from the thing he created and let happen.

God was the original Obito when you think about it.
 

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Evolution, but I don't think things happened just because
I believe it was a process controlled(or guided sounds better) by a higher power
 

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One is a myth that was written more than 2,000 years ago by primitive people that barely know a fraction of the information we know today, yer claimed to know everything. (these same people though the starts was just small lights in the sky, that the earth was flat, that the moon had it's own light source and that the sun goes around the earth and that the earth was the center of everything)

however almost every single claim in the bible have been proven to be false.

the other Is a Proven fact about reality, creatures evolve, everything biological does so, how else can you explain the fact that we share 23% of our DNA with a banana? (yes the fruit)
 

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While i'm a conservative, evolution fits my view of natural racial differences better
 

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Perhaps the part where the magical, invisible ghost impregnated a virgin with himself so he could be sacrificed to himself by his enemies so he can save everyone from the thing he created and let happen.

God was the original Obito when you think about it.
That has different meaning. That had many other meanings. First, Mary was not a virgin. The bible actually indirectly says Jesus is the son of Joseph. It said "Jesus is the seed of David" meaning he in David's lineage. The Mary being a virgin thing is supposed to be prophetic meaning a propel who have never had a prophet or messenger from God will get one
 

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That has different meaning. That had many other meanings. First, Mary was not a virgin. The bible actually indirectly says Jesus is the son of Joseph. It said "Jesus is the seed of David" meaning he in David's lineage. The Mary being a virgin thing is supposed to be prophetic meaning a propel who have never had a prophet or messenger from God will get one

This that BS I be talking about. The virgin thing was the least ridiculous part of the whole post.
 

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That has different meaning. That had many other meanings. First, Mary was not a virgin. The bible actually indirectly says Jesus is the son of Joseph. It said "Jesus is the seed of David" meaning he in David's lineage. The Mary being a virgin thing is supposed to be prophetic meaning a propel who have never had a prophet or messenger from God will get one

This is quite possibly the most convoluted spider web of an interpretation I've seen yet, and I'm older than over half this community.
 

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This is quite possibly the most convoluted spider web of an interpretation I've seen yet, and I'm older than over half this community.

Right? I just don't see how the word that means a person who has never have *** can be interpreted to mean the person has never met a prophet.
 

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Right? I just don't see how the word that means a person who has never have *** can be interpreted to mean the person has never met a prophet.

This is why I like science. There are no interpretations. You have Observations, Experiments, Results, and Conclusions Based off Results. And you can replicate the experimental process from someone in another country to get results within 7 deviations of pure accuracy! We cannot replicate.....this.
 

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This is why I like science. There are no interpretations. You have Observations, Experiments, Results, and Conclusions Based off Results. And you can replicate the experimental process from someone in another country to get results within 7 deviations of pure accuracy! We cannot replicate.....this.

There are thousands of instances where we interpreted scientific data incorrectly and had to change verdicts
 

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This is why I like science. There are no interpretations. You have Observations, Experiments, Results, and Conclusions Based off Results. And you can replicate the experimental process from someone in another country to get results within 7 deviations of pure accuracy! We cannot replicate.....this.

Because people cal Jesus the physical son of God yet they say Mary is a Virgin. So this can be seen as the people of God being touched by God for the first time with a messenger or prophet. Mary gave birth to a prophet so it can mean God will send a prophet
 

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This is why I like science. There are no interpretations. You have Observations, Experiments, Results, and Conclusions Based off Results. And you can replicate the experimental process from someone in another country to get results within 7 deviations of pure accuracy! We cannot replicate.....this.

Science will also tell you if your behavior is about to lead to cancer and let you know what cancer is, as opposed to giving you no knowledge of sin, not telling you you're on the path to sin, then going "What the **** guys" when you wind up at sin.
 

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Because people cal Jesus the physical son of God yet they say Mary is a Virgin. So this can be seen as the people of God being touched by God for the first time with a messenger or prophet. Mary gave birth to a prophet so it can mean God will send a prophet

So, the entire world is the virgin Mary who has never seen a prophet? Why is seeing a prophet equivalent enough to *** for it to be a metaphor? Why did Moses smoke so much burning bush?
 

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Science will also tell you if your behavior is about to lead to cancer and let you know what cancer is, as opposed to giving you no knowledge of sin, not telling you you're on the path to sin, then going "What the **** guys" when you wind up at sin.

Science will also tell you that all groups of people are un-equal yet you choose to ignore that and be a liberal. I love a good hypocrite
 

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Science will also tell you that all groups of people are un-equal yet you choose to ignore that and be a liberal. I love a good hypocrite
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Pretty much sums up my response.
 

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Evolution, obviously. Creation is Adumb theory that was probably concocted by someone drunk on Christmas Eve.
 

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Pretty much sums up my response.

Dawinism and evolution go hand in hand, yet based on that you want to go completely away from that. You want to reward the underachiever to compensate for his ineptitude. That's a sick unrealistic mindset

What you really want is equality of outcome, but assume that not getting that is evidence of lack of equality of opportunity ( which is equally a fallacy)
 
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So, the entire world is the virgin Mary who has never seen a prophet? Why is seeing a prophet equivalent enough to *** for it to be a metaphor? Why did Moses smoke so much burning bush?

*** never happen that's why it's virgin. When you're new to soenthing your a virgin to it, no? I'll explain the burning ash to you in a minute
I'm not Christian by the way
Edit: I thought Moses was talking to a burning bush? No?
 
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