Cookie Jar War the History XD

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WARNING!READ THIS ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE TIME TO KILL
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"In a world where the sacred cookies have been unearthed, an epic tale of heroics, pain, and woe insues....this is that tale..."-HiddenShadowNinja

XD I found this cookie jar,WOW lotsa cookies!!Its mine!!FIGHT FOR THE COOKIE JAR!!
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My cookie ~
hands off my cookie!!
*Is eating out of the cookie jar* O_O
Cookie chocolate ?amm xD
why you!!*flying kick to his head*he went off flying in slow mo with a nosebleed*get your own cookie!!
*Dead* X_x
oops 0_o...I didnt mean to kick that hard..Rest in peace XIII...
Stay alive...

U murderer poseidon xD
*Is secretly walking away with the cookies*
*Uses awesome jutsu to save XIII from the jaws of death itself*

(To XIII) I brought you a cookie.....but i eated it...:(

(To Poseidon) Plz sir...may i have some more?
Liar x) my cookie
HAHAHAHA*evil laugh* nobody can have my cookie jar!! NOBODY!!A-hahahahahaaa!!*choke*..Ahem..
i kill you for that!But i need my sleep first,so you guys can have it.Ill take it later.AND LEAVE SOME FOR ME!!
scared me xDD
Fear not, I will take the cookie jar, protect us all, and pass out the cookies equally.
Awww ur so sweet :hug:
It's who I am, it's what I do:cool::D
-_-*during that cool moment i kill you with a punch and took back my cookie jar*...*get back to sleep lol*
_________________________________________________________________suddenly....

*there is a flash then everyone's heads falls off*

mah cookise >:\

Oh no!Tobi's here!!*protect cookie with my life*i love chocolate cookie with hazelnut btw.XD
*blocks your punch with no effort*

Chill out, I've saved you some as well.

*Hands you the left over 20 cookies*
*steals the cookies and runs*
20 cookies!!?You pig!!(lol)put my arm in your mouth and took back the cookies you ate*argh i cant sleep because of these cookies.Lol.
people there is no keeping cookies from tobi if he says the cookie is his it is his that is a fact
*catches up with you, takes the jar back, and hands you 5 random cookies out of it*

Sorry Damsc0,
Most of the cookies have already been passed around and eaten, but your welcome to 5 of the 20 left.:cool:
*the cookie jar starts to shake*

COME TO MEH COOKIESSSSSZZZZZZZZ

*the jar shatters and the cookies fly into mah mask and get asrobed*

MOAR COOKIESESESESE

*foaming from mask*
no!This isnt my way of ninja.I have to fight for cookies sake!!I'll kill tobi!
You may sleep in peace, I've not eaten many. I merely passed them around so everyone gets some.
u speak the impossible tobi's bio is the unbeatable bob
*Sigh*

If he is hoarding all the cookies for himself i suppose i have no other choice. I shall fight alongside you to defeat Tobi.
tobi can i be on ur team
*bob comes wheelcharing out*

dont make me hurt you >:\
*gets down on my knees* im sorry oh great master may i help u beat the (beep) out of these (beep)
To:HSN:hi5!!*feeds you cookie*lol
I apologize for what i am about to do, but i must ensure that all the cookies get spread out equally for all those who wish to taste their goodness.

*I summon all the power of the internet to subdue you into sharing the cookies equally*:eek::D:p:cool:*Bluffing*
yea now GO AND KILL!
*leaps up and bites the head off of HSN*
*leaps on u and bites u to bits and takes the cookies back to tobi*
flying to your face*sends you off flying then hit tobi*heh two pest with one smash!

Flying kick* lol
*sigh* didn't wanna go all badass on u

*summons chuck norris jaki chan and jet lee and they kill u and hand me the cookies i give them to tobi*
Hey guys :D... i find this cookie jar in the basement? who want some of the cookies ;)
Dissapates into the shadows leaving only a whisper

"Fine, should you fools wish to destroy yourselves in a battle for the remaining cookies, I will no longer interfere. May you find peace in the paths you've chosen."
those are all guys!*kick their balls so hard*and runs away with the cookie jar!A-ha!!
*summons Arnold swartzenegar and Sylvester Sylone and Bruce Lee, and they all kill you and hand me the cookies*
O_O"
*telepathically communicates with Crystal* Hurry crystal, summon the only power capable of defeating Chuck Norris......Bruce Lee!:eek::cool:
nope chuck norris has steel balls so he gets the cookies and brings them to me me to tobi
again.Those are all guys!Kick em in the nuts!Runs away with cookies!!
*bob comes and takes the jar of cookies*

MINE NOW (beep)
can i have one bob
I went to dinner one second... and OMG.

3 pages! xDD
bob: yes you can my dear aquantance

*hands you acookie*
ok one sec....

BRUCE LEE & CHUCK NORRIS!!
Rank:S_Rank
Type: AWESOME!!
Charkra Coast: Idk... ask Chuck
Damage Points: dont really care.. >.>
Description: awesome.. painful because ur goin get ur butt kick by Chuck and Bruce
*summons bruce and chuck* i would run if i was u :p

okay here u go :D *hands cookies*


*Kick Bob out of his wheel chair* MY COOKIES!!! Dont mess with my cookies :mad:

*eats cookies happily* :p
TO BE CONTINUED~




LOL SORRY TO HAVE WASTE YOUR TIME,There are some more actually.Hope you like it anyway XD

Credit goes to everybody who was involved in the scene,Thank you all :D
 
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*Gasp* You edited my post. I wasn't bluffing about summoning all the power of the internet:(

But wow, now that I'm reading it, not just posting to it....it makes a pretty cool story lol, reps for you.:D:cool:
 
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*Gasp* You edited my post. I wasn't bluffing about summoning all the power of the internet:(

But wow, now that I'm reading it, not just posting to it....it makes a pretty cool story lol, reps for you.:D:cool:
lol sorry for that XD the passage is just all messed up so i have to edit some so it can make sense :p,no this is thanks to you all,rep for you too XD
 
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