Continued Training with Bishamon Sensei

[Shisui Uchiha]

I am here and ready to train Sensei.

 

[BishamonSama]

Ok. Now, I'm going to kill you.

Then, you will yourself back to life using what I taught you about earth being life.

Readddy?

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

I guess

 

[BishamonSama]

Ok

You're gonna have to make sure you will yourself back, otherwise i'll have to kill zabuza to bring you back.

wait....
How do you want to die

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

The quickest way possible so I can begin willing myself to life.

 

[BishamonSama]

Right, then. We're going to have you OD on weed.

Is Kumar online?

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

I said quick not enjoyable

 

[BishamonSama]

How old is your character?

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

Actually Shisui is like 24 if Itachi is 21

 

[BishamonSama]

Shouldn't take you long to OD, but Kumar isnt showing up, so just take one of these.

*takes a package out of my bag*

Cyanide pills

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

Yes Sensei. (Swallows nine capsules and collapses)

I awake in a daze as I look down to see my lifeless body on the ground. "YAY it worked, now I must begin." I take deep breathes and begin drawing in mass amounts of energy....

 

[BishamonSama]

*back in the real world*
*shin's lifeless corpse is on the ground*

HOLY SHIT!!!!

He took NINE!?!?!

He was only supposed to take one!!

9 is enough to wipe out a small army!

Well, better bury him.

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

Slowly I feel a tingling sensation as I draw energy up from the life-giving earth. My spirit slowly begins to fade back into darkness.

Soon I awake to see Bishamon Sensei's feet through blurred eyes.

Did it work?

 

[BishamonSama]

*shisui's in the bottom of a hole*

*shoveling dirt back down on him*
*whistling, happily*

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

"WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING I'M NOT DEAD"

 

[BishamonSama]

O_O
*continues*

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

Why Sensei, Why?

 

[BishamonSama]

Being underground with the earth will help you.... maybe

 

[Shisui Uchiha]

*Sits back down feeling betrayed*

 

[BishamonSama]

Feel the earth around you!

*finishes filling up the hole*
*sits back down on the ground, whistling, reading a gossip magazine*