[CJ] Coffee break - Mc, Scorps and Souji get served by Adachi

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Barely keeping his head up and staying awake, Barney waits for the waiter to bring him the coffee already. In the next moment he drifts away into a dream; a trip to the coffeeland. Wherever he looked there were full cups of coffee. All and every kind of coffee, Café au lait, Caffé Latte, Caffé macchiato, Café mélange, Espresso, Iced Coffee, Frappuccino and even cups of coffee with national flags on them; Irish coffee, Indian filter coffee, Greek frappé coffee, Cuban espresso and Turkish coffee. It was a dream come true and he never wanted to wake up again.
 

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*enters the hipster bar filled with RP legends*

I hear this is where all the non-filthy casuals have their drinks.

(It's 5am where I am and coffee sounds pretty damn good right now :skorm: :coffee: )
 

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As Adachi walked into the coffee shop that had been conveniently built somewhere in between the Akatsuki hideout and Konohagakure, it became apparent that it had been a long day for the visiting customers. The closest one had his face implanted into the wooden table, his eyes shut tight as his open mouth slowly leaked drool from it. Of course. Only the filthy casual Barney would have completely knocked out by now. Who knew what other rigging methods the man was creating for his "awesome rating system".

"Dam it, Barney!" Adachi slammed a white scroll in front of the man whilst shaking the table madly. "You're going to get robbed if you keep falling asleep like that..."

He was interrupted mid-way by yet another customer bursting through the door. Wait a moment. Not just one customer, but two. As they were both rather prominent infamous figures in the Ninja World, Adachi recognized them immediately, but frowned at the second individual. "Those are not coffees." Liliana was standing around the cozy store, looking at the wooden walls and bookshelves with something akin to distaste. "Those are sissy juices."

Adachi shook his fist angrily. "Well then, I'd prefer if you take those sissy juices of yours' out of here then." Deciding to ignore the infuriating comment, he turned his attention on the other shinobi, who was glancing around almost frantically in the place.

"Did someone say COFFEE?!" Hokage Galen seemed to almost shake with a clear desperation in need of the substance that would make his stressful days better. Adachi sympathized with the man. Being the Hokage was no easy task and he didn't even want to begin imagining all the drama and emotions that people couldn't contain, which were then shoved onto him. "Coming right up, sir," Adachi responded, also taking out a white scroll and handing it to the Hokage. "Now, I'd like you to-"

He was interrupted once again as a familiar face followed in behind the Hokage. The grey hair was all too familiar and Adachi could only speculate that he had followed his Hokage here. "I hear this is where all the non-filthy casuals have their drinks," Souji commented as he took in his surroundings.

"Unfortunately, the presence of a single filthy casual..." Adachi glared at Barney, who had seemingly stirred from his short nap. "Voids your statement. " Souji, too, was then tossed a bundled up scroll. "So, these are your classic ninja scrolls and works exactly that way. Channel your chakra into it to release the seal for an object to replace the scroll. Now, the trick here is that since it summons coffee, you must hold it tightly so that it doesn't spill because while I designed it so that the coffee's handle should be in your grasp, you might let slip the precious substance."
 

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"Well fine, then. It's not like I don't have thousands of people to kill. Because I do, definitely do!."

Liliana storms off through the wall next to the door, leaving behind an outline of a person, with strange fissures stretching out of the breached silhouette, resembling two horns and a arrow-pointed tail.
She then pops a hand through the silhouette, stealing a nearby cup of Caffè Macchiato, with a foam drawing of a butterfly and a tiny cocktail umbrella, before finally heading off.

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Have fun without me, losers!
i kid i kid
 

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The loud slam woke up Barney from his dreamland nap. Who the fuc... Oh Adachi, do YOU have my coffee? Barney asked with blood red eyes. Quickly, more people started bursting into the tavern and every time the door opened, a big ass sunshine slapped Barney across the face. As Adachi was talking to the other individuals Barney examined the scroll and listened for the instructions although still clearly in a delirium. Lili? What is she doing here? With a frowned facial expression, Lili left the tavern. He also recognized the other two, Grand Master Scorps and his former student Souji. What the hell are all these familiar people doing in the middle of nowhere? All that Barney wanted was a nice and warm cup of coffee and not this swarm. Anyway... "So, these are your classic ninja scrolls and works exactly that way. Channel your chakra into it to release the seal for an object to replace the scroll. Now, the trick here is that since it summons coffee, you must hold it tightly so that it doesn't spill because while I designed it so that the coffee's handle should be in your grasp, you might let slip the precious substance."

Alright, whatever this is... Barney thinks while channeling tiny and careful amounts of chakra into the magic scroll simultaneously as Adachi was talking. I wonder if coffee is going to... "it summons coffee," And there it happened, Barney spilled the whole cup of coffee all over the table and over his lap. Great, why did you say anything sooner...
 

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Galen takes the scroll off of Adachi's hand in desperation I don't want lectures... I want COFFEEEEEEE!!!!!! GIMMMMMEEEE!!!! and he channeled 150 chakra points into the scroll in desperation. An explosion-like sea of coffee overflowed into the surrounding area, leaving everyone drenched in it Adachi... so close. Covered in coffee. Precious, sour coffee. He licked Adachi. And he couldn't stop. So good... oh... so good... glaring at the others he quickly threw a warning all mine... ALL of IT!
 

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(oh crap, we're actually RPing? Anyway, sorry for the late reply.)

Channeling his chakra through the scroll his sensei gave him, Souji allowed a simple cup of coffee to appear in his hands, with the handle of the cup quickly being grasped by his fingers, wrapping around it to prevent the cup from suddenly dropping to the ground and messing with his impeccable shoes. On the cup, there was a simple statement: "World's #1 Protagonist". Whether it was simple flattery or sheer arrogance, it was clear that this self-declaration was emblazoned on HIS cup. He smirked as he swirled the Black Nectar of the Gods, allowing its aromatic fumes to waft around his nose.

"I'm more of a tea person myself, but thank you, sensei. I'll cherish this jutsu and protect it with my life."

"To posterity. Kanpai!"


He sipped.
 
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