[CJ Lesson with Kiritsugu] McRazor

[McRazor]

Barney waits recumbent on a ledge, smoking a cigarette and looking into the distance. He's annoyed in general, with the stupidity of the community and is trying to relax himself and find a way to keep himself calm when around the unfortunate fraction that causes his troubles. He didn't yet find a way, but he's hoping that somewhere out there, some kind of God does actually exist and that he will send a messenger to enlighten him.

You better be somewhere out there.

He throws the cigarette butt and blows out the smoke as he says that, simultaneously dropping his forehead into the space between his thumb and the pointer finger of his left hand.

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[Adachi]

Arriving upon the spot, Kiritsugu snatched the cigarette from Barney, putting it onto his own lips to take a good drag. He sighed, leaning against the ledge with Barney.

"That's right, mate," he said. "That's all you need to do. Pain, pain, it makes it go away." He copied Barney's facepalm simultaneously, however, he sighed heavily as he did so.

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[McRazor]

Arriving upon the spot, Kiritsugu snatched the cigarette from Barney, putting it onto his own lips to take a good drag. He sighed, leaning against the ledge with Barney.

"That's right, mate," he said. "That's all you need to do. Pain, pain, it makes it go away." He copied Barney's facepalm simultaneously, however, he sighed heavily as he did so.

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As the mysterious guy appeared and copied his action Barney was completely out of his mind. He asked himself:

"Did this just happen?"
"Is this real?"
"Who is this guy?"
"Can it be?"
"Is he THE messenger?"

Barney sighed, after a moment, and looked into the other direction awaiting a response from the guy that stole his cigarette. People would say it's weird, but Barney wasn't actually annoyed that the guy stole his cigarette. He found it cool. He liked the guy. He turned his head towards the guy and asked him:

Who are you?

 

[Adachi]

Was so tempted to put something preposterous in my answer, xD.

"Who am I?" With a frown, Kiritsugu pondered the question. "Oh, well, I suppose I happened to spot you standing up here." A phlegmatic shrug accommodated his words as he handed the cigarette back to Barney. "The way you were slouched, the irritated gaze upon your face."

Something like a frown passed over Kiritsugu's features. "Yes, it reminded me very much like myself," he mumbled quietly. "And in those times, a simple facepalm can solve it all." He emphasized on the gesture they were performing earlier.

"Pain is the strongest emotion," he continued. "Pain can override any other hectic feelings you happen to have bothering you. So now, perform for me the ultimate facepalm!"

 

[McRazor]

Was so tempted to put something preposterous in my answer, xD.

"Who am I?" With a frown, Kiritsugu pondered the question. "Oh, well, I suppose I happened to spot you standing up here." A phlegmatic shrug accommodated his words as he handed the cigarette back to Barney. "The way you were slouched, the irritated gaze upon your face."

Something like a frown passed over Kiritsugu's features. "Yes, it reminded me very much like myself," he mumbled quietly. "And in those times, a simple facepalm can solve it all." He emphasized on the gesture they were performing earlier.

"Pain is the strongest emotion," he continued. "Pain can override any other hectic feelings you happen to have bothering you. So now, perform for me the ultimate facepalm!"

Barney listens to the man carefully and concentrates on his words. "Pain". "Facepalm". "Emotion". He figured that there must be something behind those words that the guy spit out mumbling quietly. Barney brought his hand in front of his face, a few inches away and shared a careful look with it, examining it and flowing his chakra into it. A sudden urge made him slam his chakra infused hand onto his forehead. As the slam happened Barney felt the pain on his forehead and couldn't concentrate on anything else at that moment. It appeared to be as everything around him just blurred for a moment and in the next second every painful and troublesome thought vanished.

He felt purified. Purified from the stupidity that is so mercilessly surrounding him. That guy. That guy was right. He showed him the way how to override other feelings like fear, stress and anxiety. He felt the blood rushing through his body. He felt like a new person.

You sir, are awesome! High 5!

 

[Adachi]

Kiritsugu smiled softly, high fiving the suddenly very enthusiastic Barney. "Use the facepalm well, my dear friend," he said. "For there are quite the troubles in our world today."

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Facepalm (Men-Hirate)
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 5
Damage: 10 (to self)
Description: "Dear Lord, I can't stand it anymore!" There are so many absurdities and absolutely preposterous happenings in the Ninja World every day and all the frustration and sighing must go somewhere. Thus, as a result, the user of this jutsu slaps his forehead with one hand (probably with dominant for more effect), resulting in something like a "wake-up" call. The quick, yet effective pain will allow much of the grievances to go away as blood would rush quickly to the affected area and the user would be forced to focus upon it, forgetting all of his worries for just a slight moment. Of course, this can happen in a fraction of a second, or a long facepalm can do as well. And on a more battle-related note, most fights cause much anxiety and stress because we often struggle for our lives on a daily basis, so this would help relieve such psychological impacts and clear the user's mind in combat in order to make improved rational decisions.

 

[McRazor]

Kiritsugu smiled softly, high fiving the suddenly very enthusiastic Barney. "Use the facepalm well, my dear friend," he said. "For there are quite the troubles in our world today."

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Facepalm (Men-Hirate)
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 5
Damage: 10 (to self)
Description: "Dear Lord, I can't stand it anymore!" There are so many absurdities and absolutely preposterous happenings in the Ninja World every day and all the frustration and sighing must go somewhere. Thus, as a result, the user of this jutsu slaps his forehead with one hand (probably with dominant for more effect), resulting in something like a "wake-up" call. The quick, yet effective pain will allow much of the grievances to go away as blood would rush quickly to the affected area and the user would be forced to focus upon it, forgetting all of his worries for just a slight moment. Of course, this can happen in a fraction of a second, or a long facepalm can do as well. And on a more battle-related note, most fights cause much anxiety and stress because we often struggle for our lives on a daily basis, so this would help relieve such psychological impacts and clear the user's mind in combat in order to make improved rational decisions.

Barney kept looking at his hand after the guy turned around and vanished into distance. He threw a smirk and lit a new cigarette while slowly walking home, enjoying the sunset.