[CJ Lesson with Bloo]McRazor

[McRazor]

Barney, lying on his back under a tree, examines his new shades carefully. Looking at them from every angle like he's trying to find a hidden switch or something. He puts the shades on his face, sits up and keeps looking around, wondering the colors that the shades threw at his face. He grabbed his shades and kept taking them off and putting them back quickly, trying to see the difference.

This is amazing. No wonder that Shino guy has no problems with the Sun. Well, he's not that awesome as I am, so I have the awesomest glasses in konoha.

 

[Bloo]

*Kyuzo sitting on a limb watches you play with your glasses. He hears what you say and cracks a slight smile. He then hangs upside down from the branch and lets some of his bugs rain down onto you*

 

[McRazor]

*Kyuzo sitting on a limb watches you play with your glasses. He hears what you say and cracks a slight smile. He then hangs upside down from the branch and lets some of his bugs rain down onto you*

Barney throws his new glasses away as you scare the living hell out of him.

Look what you just did! I can't enjoy the colors and the life around me. And get those bugs off me.

He swipes the bugs from his clothes and stands up, looking at the Aburame.

 

[Bloo]

*Kyuzo smilies even bigger at the reaction he got out of you. He then releases the hold on the tree and drops to the ground, the smile gone from his face. As the bugs return to him.*

So why have we meet here

 

[McRazor]

*Kyuzo smilies even bigger at the reaction he got out of you. He then releases the hold on the tree and drops to the ground, the smile gone from his face. As the bugs return to him.*

So why have we meet here

You tell me, you creepy dude. You've been following me all day now. I saw you peeking from behind the shop, in the back alley, and from the monument at the graveyard. Do you have anything from the Hokage for me, or do you simply like the awesomeness I wield?

 

[Bloo]

You tell me, you creepy dude. You've been following me all day now. I saw you peeking from behind the shop, in the back alley, and from the monument at the graveyard. Do you have anything from the Hokage for me, or do you simply like the awesomeness I wield?

Following isn't quite the right word, testing you would be more accurate.

 

[McRazor]

Following isn't quite the right word, testing you would be more accurate.

Testing for what exactly?

 

[Bloo]

Testing for what exactly?

I don't just give my knowledge to just anyone. You seemed to be a good candidate so i had to make sure i was right.

 

[McRazor]

I don't just give my knowledge to just anyone. You seemed to be a good candidate so i had to make sure i was right.

Hmm. Knowledge you say? I cherish knowledge over anything. What is it that you could en-knowledge me in?

 

[Bloo]

Hmm. Knowledge you say? I cherish knowledge over anything. What is it that you could en-knowledge me in?

A very unique, helpful genjutsu.

 

[McRazor]

A very unique, helpful genjutsu.

I'm all ears and eyes. xd

 

[Bloo]

occ: Oh Haha xd

I'm all ears and eyes. xd

Good... good


*As i say this i perform one handseal and send my chakra into your chakra system. I use the chakra to to take over your eyesight. I then cause your eyes to be split into six hexagons causing you to see me in each hexagon.*

 

[McRazor]

occ: Oh Haha xd



Good... good


*As i say this i perform one handseal and send my chakra into your chakra system. I use the chakra to to take over your eyesight. I then cause your eyes to be split into six hexagons causing you to see me in each hexagon.*

What the ****? Blasphemy!!1

Barney feels unbelievably uncomfortable as the eyes appear. He finds it very hard to concentrate while looking at you and he tries hard to perceive your motions with the new eyes.

 

[Bloo]

What the ****? Blasphemy!!1

Barney feels unbelievably uncomfortable as the eyes appear. He finds it very hard to concentrate while looking at you and he tries hard to perceive your motions with the new eyes.

*Kyuzo then starts walking from left to right.*

Now for the next part you need to get accustomed to being in this state. Try to strike me.

 

[McRazor]

*Kyuzo then starts walking from left to right.*

Now for the next part you need to get accustomed to being in this state. Try and try to strike me.

This is madnes!11!!! I would if I could! >_>

Barney looks at you as you swing from left to right and he tries to strike you like a pinata, without success. He keeps focusing on two hexagons and each of your feet in it. Then he keeps focusing on your hands in the 3rd and 4th hexagon and finally your head and torso in the last two hexagons. As he finally becomes aware of your actions and becomes able to synchronize all the hexagons and different points of focus of your body, something strikes him in the nose and he falls on his back with his nose bleeding and his vision back to normal.

Now that was entertaining. I demand more.

 

[Bloo]

*Kyuzo watches as you fall to the ground*

Good have you grown accustomed or should we try again.

 

[McRazor]

*Kyuzo watches as you fall to the ground*

Good have you grown accustomed or should we try again.

Let me try it on myself once more.

I focus on my chakra and make it irregular in a way that will make me see 6 hexagons as my eyes. In each hexagon I see the same picture thus I'm able to concentrate on different points in each hexagon and by that perceive my surroundings better than with normal vision. I keep watching around and becoming accustomed to the new vision until I become perfectly able to track everything with the new vision. In the midst of the most interesting part the vision vanishes.

Bugger. Seems like it has a time limit. Thank you for this. I'll put it to good use, mister.

 

[Bloo]

Let me try it on myself once more.

I focus on my chakra and make it irregular in a way that will make me see 6 hexagons as my eyes. In each hexagon I see the same picture thus I'm able to concentrate on different points in each hexagon and by that perceive my surroundings better than with normal vision. I keep watching around and becoming accustomed to the new vision until I become perfectly able to track everything with the new vision. In the midst of the most interesting part the vision vanishes.

Bugger. Seems like it has a time limit. Thank you for this. I'll put it to good use, mister.

Our time was short but was enjoyable. I have taught you all i can teach.

*Kyuzo walks towards the setting sun*