Chuck Norris!!

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please 5 seconds i'm a black belt so he wouldnt suceed that easily

chuck norris has the worlds fastest kick
no-joke its in the world record

 

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Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

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chuck norris doesn't sleep he waits