Chuck Norris!!
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
in the begining there was nothing and chuck norris
chuck norris then round house kicked that nothing and the universe was created
lightning once struck chuck norris
chuck norris then struck lightning back
lighning never struck chuck norris again.
chuck norris then round house kicked that nothing and the universe was created
lightning once struck chuck norris
chuck norris then struck lightning back
lighning never struck chuck norris again.
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Chuck norris doesnt throws up when he had to many drinks.. Chuck norris throws down!!
Chuck Norris doesnt believe in Germany xD!!!!!!!
The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesnt believe in Germany xD!!!!!!!
The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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lol! i know mah tanks lol
aliens do exsites they are just smart enough not to come to a planet with chuck norris
chuck norris went on a vacation the the virgin islands. when he came back they were
called the islands
Dont you think thats funny??!!!!
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
ROTFL!
chuck norris's calender goes straght from 31 march to 2 april
because no1 fools chuck norris
a camera man once followed chuck norris around for a day when chuck norris
was having a bad day. the camera man was killed but the camera was recomverd with
the footage intact. they took that footage to make a movie call "walker: texas chain saw
massicure(spelling)"
WHAT! you crazy!!
chuck norris will kill you in 5 seconds unless he thinks you may still
have a second chance in life
when you say "no one is perfect" chuck norris takes personal offence in that
.........Liar........
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.