Chuck norris!

[gscabana]

everything and everything chuck : the only rule is: one CN JOKE AT A TIME!@!


#1)

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

 

[Devlin]

Chuck norris isn't getting old his hair line is just scared of him

 

[gscabana]

the universe isnt expanding, just running away from chuck norris

 

[Rei]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

[gscabana]

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle@!

 

[Rei]

~Moved

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

 

[Devlin]

Kishi based naruto off of chuck norris...... lol

 

[gscabana]

When you search Chuck Norris on Google and spell his name wrong, it doesn't say "did you mean Chuck Norris", it says " RUN!!!!"

 

[Rei]

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

 

[gscabana]

Kishi based naruto off of chuck norris...... lol

blasphemy!!!!!!!

hahahahaah

 

[Devlin]

Kishi is just a false name chuck norris wrote naruto as an biography of himself!

 

[Rei]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

 

[gscabana]

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

 

[Mello-Kun]

EVRYONE is taking these off chucknorrisfacts.com xD

 

[Mello-Kun]

Ok maybe some related to kishi xD

 

[gscabana]

You must be registered for see links

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[Rei]

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

 

[gscabana]

by uppercut punching a horse chuck norris created the giraffe

 

[Mello-Kun]

You must be registered for see links

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Those are off cnfacts to xD

Chuck norris never gets 404's, if a site takes to long to load he reaches in all the way to the internet to smack it and make it appear

 

[Devlin]

In certain parts of the magical world the name chuck norris may not be uttered.........