Geezus
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chuck norris cant be beating silly...*walks in, kicks chuck norris's ass* guess he can't handle a vamp*walks out*
*chuck norris throws you outta the roof into the sun*
You've been Chuck'd outta the building. Lmao. U_U
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*chuck norris throws you outta the roof into the sun*
You've been Chuck'd outta the building. Lmao. U_U
aTastyCookie
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HakuxHavok
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O_O What is it with you guys and Chuck Norris? And Bruce Lee for that matter.
Do you all not know that I am the most awesome and fearsome creature to walk the planet EVER!
Do you all not know that I am the most awesome and fearsome creature to walk the planet EVER!
aTastyCookie
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Never That LOL. Dude You just called yourself a Horrifying beast.By Saying Your A Fearsome creature.
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Crutch Kaguya
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Chuck Norris used a stunt double only once in his life and it was in this scene at 2:40....
For if it had been the real Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee would have died.
Blasphemy! Chuck Norris used a stunt double because he was too much of a pansy to fight Bruce Lee...after the Scene, Bruce Lee's wounds healed because it was just paint, not real bruises.
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HakuxHavok
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Silence noobs. You have no say in the matter.
Yesh...obviously U_U
You pwn all.
Yes. For I am Haku, Pwner of Noobs everywhere. U_U
aTastyCookie
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Chuck Norris Facts answer
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick at the same time as Bruce Lee would dragon fist, so they would both lose.
Chuck Norris never really gave an Answer
Although he won the US Championship, Norris admitted in an interview that Bruce Lee was "an incredibly talented fighter". Since Lee did not compete in "non-contact" Karate tournaments, it can never be known for certain if he would win one. But Bruce Lee was a fast, powerful, and superbly capable master of the martial arts, and Chuck Norris actually studied Kung Fu (Gung Fu) under him.
An opinion - Norris Wins as Competitive Karate Champion
The thing people over look and will argue infamously about is that Bruce Lee was an amazing martial artist who created his own style. His body was conditioned to the extreme, and he was a fantastic actor. However, asking who would win between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? It's not even a question, Chuck Norris would win. Bruce Lee with all his accomplishments NEVER in his life fought professionally. He was an actor, Chuck Norris was the world champion in martial arts. Does anyone know what that title holds? He was the best IN THE WORLD, compared to an actor? That's like taking an Ultimate Fighter from UFC and saying "Who would win between Kimbo Slice and Jet Li?"
Also people argue that Bruce Lee could fight multiple enemies. But it was just a movie where you are watching him fight these people. Bruce Lee was so abnormally strong and fit, he was truly an amazing man. Just not Chuck Norris, World-Martial-Arts-Champion amazing.
Bruce Lee as an Expert
Bruce Lee without a doubt. Chuck Norris is good but not as good as Bruce Lee : he wasn't just an actor, but a martial arts champion just like Chuck Norris. In my own opinion, Bruce Lee hands down.
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick at the same time as Bruce Lee would dragon fist, so they would both lose.
Chuck Norris never really gave an Answer
Although he won the US Championship, Norris admitted in an interview that Bruce Lee was "an incredibly talented fighter". Since Lee did not compete in "non-contact" Karate tournaments, it can never be known for certain if he would win one. But Bruce Lee was a fast, powerful, and superbly capable master of the martial arts, and Chuck Norris actually studied Kung Fu (Gung Fu) under him.
An opinion - Norris Wins as Competitive Karate Champion
The thing people over look and will argue infamously about is that Bruce Lee was an amazing martial artist who created his own style. His body was conditioned to the extreme, and he was a fantastic actor. However, asking who would win between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? It's not even a question, Chuck Norris would win. Bruce Lee with all his accomplishments NEVER in his life fought professionally. He was an actor, Chuck Norris was the world champion in martial arts. Does anyone know what that title holds? He was the best IN THE WORLD, compared to an actor? That's like taking an Ultimate Fighter from UFC and saying "Who would win between Kimbo Slice and Jet Li?"
Also people argue that Bruce Lee could fight multiple enemies. But it was just a movie where you are watching him fight these people. Bruce Lee was so abnormally strong and fit, he was truly an amazing man. Just not Chuck Norris, World-Martial-Arts-Champion amazing.
Bruce Lee as an Expert
Bruce Lee without a doubt. Chuck Norris is good but not as good as Bruce Lee : he wasn't just an actor, but a martial arts champion just like Chuck Norris. In my own opinion, Bruce Lee hands down.
aTastyCookie
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Also, One Other Thing Bruce was light years ahead for his time. Besides, Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's student.
Oh And POLL this Who Would win in a fight Bruce Lee Or Chuck Norris?
Oh And POLL this Who Would win in a fight Bruce Lee Or Chuck Norris?
aTastyCookie
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No See LOL thats what i don't like who cares if hes dead... I Mean If They Were Alive Still And They Were In great shape and everything and they still had same moves who would win.
