Chuck Norris Tavern

[Geezus]

Come or Face The Wrath Of Chuck Norris. U_U

 

[Yagura]

*walks in*

strange...

*walks out...*

 

[Geezus]

*walks in*

strange...

*walks out...*

*A Chuck Norris Clone Runs and Roundhouse Kicks You into Oblivion Erasing You From Existence*
"Today My Tavern is Serving. a Double Helping Of Pain." U_U.

 

[Musashibo]

Walks in looking out for flying chuck fist airplanes and grappling chairs.

I'm pretty much afraid of this place... lol.

Orders a chuck norris fav beer.

 

[Chiryoku]

Chuck.. o-o
*walks in* *gets roundhouse kicked* Oh noes *clone poofs*
Phew. o-o

 

[Geezus]

Walks in looking out for flying chuck fist airplanes and grappling chairs.

I'm pretty much afraid of this place... lol.

Orders a chuck norris fav beer.

A Chuck Bartender Stares At You and Chuck's Fav Beer Bottle Appears In Your Hand.*

He Smiles And Blinds You*

 

[Geezus]

Chuck.. o-o
*walks in* *gets roundhouse kicked* Oh noes *clone poofs*
Phew. o-o

Chuck Clone Stares At The Dust And Makes You Appear*

"Chuck Norris Cant Be Fooled By Ninja. I Eat Ninja For Breakfast"

*Chuck Swallows You Whole, Burps You Out And RoundHouse Kicks Your Bones Back Into Your Skeletal Form To Where he Then RoundHouse Kicks It Into Dust Particles. *

O_O

 

[Chiryoku]

*Chuck Norris counts to infinity and I revive*
Thank you, lord Norris.

 

[Musashibo]

Passes out from the blinding smile. Takes a swig of the beer beforehand and then feels metal in his mouth in the form of nails.

Ouch~

@_@ Passed Out.

 

[HakuxHavok]

wtf?

 

[Kawagiri]

Come or Face The Wrath Of Chuck Norris. U_U

... *comes* O_O

xd

 

[squiremarcus]

I would like a drink.
*hands you a dollar*
keep the change

 

[MattxMello]

... *comes* O_O

xd

O_O
rofl!!!! XD



Mello approves U_U

 

[Geezus]

Passes out from the blinding smile. Takes a swig of the beer beforehand and then feels metal in his mouth in the form of nails.

Ouch~

@_@ Passed Out.

Chuck Pees His Name On Your Forehead.

 

[Xxmiku_loves_gaaraxX]

*walks in, kicks chuck norris's ass* guess he can't handle a vamp *walks out*

 

[Musashibo]

wakes up covered in gold...

WTF?! <.<

 

[Xxmiku_loves_gaaraxX]

O___O

 

[Chiryoku]

O^O
Chuck Norris can't be beaten. o-o

 

[Nadare]

You cannot find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can only find you O_O

xd

 

[Musashibo]

Only chuck norris can kill chuck norris, but if it happens then the universe will be sucked into a chuck norris exposion!