ZombieFic Presents: A Choose your Adventure story
featuring Poke`Mon
Rules: As with my other Choose your Adventure stories, things will be decided on a vote basis. Unless stated otherwise, it will require three votes to progress. That means, if there are three options and somebody votes option A twice, option B once, and option C three thrice, then option C wins. A vote after an option has already received three votes cannot be counted (out of laziness). That means hurry up and post so your vote will count.
Choose your Adventure Z
"Wake up! Wake up!" A woman's voice echoes through your room.
Your bed begins to shake violently as she pushes and pulls on the headboard. She soon begins nudging and prodding you too. She yanks the blankets back off of you, and you can feel a cold breeze coming from your window almost instantly. Without hesitation you grab your covers and pull them back over yourself while turning onto your side. You then proceed to pull your pillow over your head to block out her voice.
"You disrespectful little brat, I can't believe I squeezed you out. Get up right now and go find a job you worthless scum!" The woman begins screaming at the top of her lungs.
You were almost certain the neighbors could hear her screaming too, which further irritated you. You roll over and sit up in bed, your bare feet feeling plush carpeting beneath. You bring your bawled up fists to rub your blurry eyes, removing the sandy particles that had crusted around your eyelids. Soon the woman comes into focus and you realize she is still screaming at you.
"What about Professor Oak?" You ask trying to get her to shut her mouth.
It seemed to have worked, she began talking in a deescalated tone "Professor Oak posted a bulletin, something about hiring a young person to run some errands for him. You will go and take his job, we need the money. And I'm tired of you laying around the house, mooching off of me and being a relatively worthless little turd."
Now Choose:
1 Votes A) Punch your mother in the face and walk out. Might as well skip town too.
3 Votes B) Ignore your mother and go see this Professor Oak guy.
Your mother continues her incessant tirade, but you pay her no mind as you finally climb to your feet. You stretch out as best you can to shake the fatigue from your bones and proceed to get dressed. Your mother continues to insult and berate you, but you've grown accustomed to her. Sure, she might be a little crazy, but she is your mother. It's not like you can just punch her in the face and be done with her.
You pull on a pair of blue jeans, a white tee shirt and a red vest. Before you can go though, you have to grab your signature baseball cap. You walk down the stairs to the first floor as your mother continues screaming at you from behind. You see she made you breakfast, but you opt out of eating it because she will probably just use it to black mail you later.
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out, you little worthless ..." your mother's voice trails off as you slam the door behind yourself.
Being a professor, you instinctively assume he would be in the large laboratory in town. You had only been in town for about a week and you already hated the place. Pallet town they called it. Might as well call it Pile of crap town. There really was nothing to do there. You thought about smashing every mail box you passed on the way to the laboratory. As you approach the laboratory you see a sign on the door "Help wanted from a young and spirited adventure."
You don't even knock, you barge in and walk straight past a bunch of goofy looking scientists or whatever in their goofy looking robes with their goofy looking protective glasses doing whatever the hell it was that scientists did. A rather old and confused looking man stood before you along with some other twit who struck a remarkable resemblance.
You ignore the other guy and talk directly to the professor, "You're Professor Oak, I presume. What do I need to do, so I can get out of here already."
"Ah, an anxious adventurer I see! Ha, I love your spirit kid. First, tell me your name."
"My name, it's Red."
"Okay, what I need for you to do right now is deliver this parcel to the Poke`Mart in Viridian City."
Without hesitation you grab the parcel from his hands and turn to leave, but somebody steps in front of the door as you're about to go.
"Professor Oak, there are more wild Poke`Mon on the path to Viridian City. It would be wise to let him take one of your Poke`Mon." a strange bespectacled man speaks from the door.
"Oh, I see. Very well then, Red, on this table here are three Poke`Balls. Please, pick one."
Now Choose:
3 Votes A) The far left one, it contains the fire type Poke`Mon Charmander.
0 Votes B) The middle one, it contains the water type Poke`Mon Squirtle.
0 Votes C) The far right one, it contains the grass type Poke`Mon Bulbasaur.
Without hesitation you grab the far left Poke`Ball containing the fire type Poke`Mon Charmander. You think for a moment and then decide to name him BAMF, and acronym for Badass Mofo. As you sit there imagining a future of yourself with BAMF, the other kid takes the middle Poke`Ball.
"Well Gramps, if you're going to give him a Poke`Mon, then I'll take one for myself!" the kid, probably around your age, shouts enthusiastically.
Professor Oak shakes his head with a smile, "I guess it cannot be helped. Just, don't have a battle inside my laboratory please Blue."
The boy now identified as Blue nods, and proceeds to run out of the laboratory, obviously to lay in wait for you. With parcel in hand you give the professor a nod and turn towards the door. You try to come off nonchalant, but deep down inside you know you're eager to battle with this guy Blue and his new Poke`Mon too.
As you walk outside, you see Blue there waiting for you, his Poke`Ball in hand and an eagerness in his eyes that you truly understand. You waste no time in pulling out your Poke`Ball and throwing it.
"Let's go BAMF, and rearrange his crooked face!" you shout at your lizard looking Poke`Mon.
Your Poke`Mon looks back at you, and you seem to make an empathic connection as has a fire in it's eye. It whips it's tail around, a flame dancing ever bright upon it. Sharp claws on it's paws curl as it beats it's pale chest before turning to see a turtle looking Poke'Mon before it. Blue's Squirtle was ready to fight as well.
"Charmander, stab him in the throat!" You shout, as you throw a switchblade to your Poke`Mon.
Charmander looks at the knife on the ground then back at you with a bit of confusion. You can hear Blue shouting to his Squirtle to use tackle or something of the likes. The Squirtle begins to rush your Charmander when you suddenly realize you had instructed your Poke`Mon wrong.
"BAMF, grab that knife and stab that Squirtle!" You shout again, this time using the name you gave him.
BAMF bends over and tries to grab the switchblade but realizes without opposable thumbs it would be unable to lift the peculiar object. It ran out of time, the Squirtle slammed directly into BAMF knocking him back a bit. You quickly run into the chaos and kick the Squirtle in the head. It's knocked back a bit and hardly has time to react to your balled up fist punching it in the eye.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing? Don't you even know how to battle properly?" Blue shouts at you, "Only your Poke`Mon can fight, and it cannot use weapons like that!"
You realize just how silly you must've looked punching and kicking a Squirtle as the inhabitants of pallet town had formed around to watch the battle. Probably the most entertaining thing to ever happen in the miserable town. You back up a bit and decide to resume the battle and properly.
"BAMF, scratch that Squirtle's face off." You shout to your Poke`Mon.
BAMF's muscles swell as he strikes the Squirtle in the face with all it's might. Apparently this was the end of the Squirtle's fighting spirit. It probably didn't help that you had kicked it in the head and punched it in the eye. The Squirtle retreated running off towards it's master, Blue.
Now Choose:
3 Votes A) Show no mercy, order your Charmander to strike that Squirtle down.
1 Votes B) You are merciful, allow the Squirtle to retreat and live another day.
A fiendish smirk appears across your face as the Squirtle retreated to it's master, "BAMF, burn him."
BAMF looks at you momentarily with a confused look, before it's own expression becomes sinister. It turns back towards the Squirtle and inhales a little before blowing out a burst of flames that would strike the fleeing Squirtle in the back. A look of horrified shock appeared on Blue's face as his Squirtle collapsed to the ground in front of him.
"What are you doing? Are you mad?" Blue shouted across the battlefield at you.
"Stomp that stupid turtle, BAMF!" You shout at your Poke`Mon, completely ignoring Blue.
Charmander jumps into the air, as he is about to strike the downed Squirtle a beam of light causes the Squirtle to disappear before your eyes. You smile, lusting for battle as you return BAMF to his Poke`Ball. Blue gives you a look of disappointment as he walks up to you.
"I thought you'd be a good rival, instead you're just a jerk and a sore winner."
"Oh, I'm sorry Blue, could you repeat that as I couldn't hear you over how awesome I am!" You mock blue as you walk past him bumping into his shoulder as though he weren't there.
"I'll get you for this, don't you worry Red. Me and Squirtle are going to train hard and annihilate you and BAMF!"
You walk into the tall grass paying to heed to Blue or his remarks. You continue traveling North in the direction of Viridian City. As it is, you have a job to do and money to make. As you continue to progress pushing your way through the sea of tall grass, you hear a rustling ahead. Eager for more battle you push your way towards the sound and find yourself in a clearing. Ahead of you is a single yellow Poke`Mon that looks kind of like a mouse.
It turns at you, two rosy red cheeks begin sparking, "Piiiii."
Now Choose:
3 Votes A) Battle the Pikachu, try to capture it.
2 Votes B) Battle the Pikachu, gain some experience.
You throw your Poke`Ball containing BAMF a the Pikachu striking it directly in the head, this stuns the Pikachu as your Charmander is released. Before the Pikachu can even react you shout orders at BAMF to attack. BAMF unleashes a full assault slapping the Pikachu around and bloodying up it's face with scratches and bruises.
Within moments, the Pikachu is struggling to stand up, all without returning a single attack. You waste no time reaching into your satchel only to discover that you have no Poke`Balls.
"Well ... shoot." You think about think for a moment staring at the nearly unconscious Pikachu in front of you, BAMF awaiting more instructions.
You decide, why not just capture it the old fashioned way. You walk up to the Pikachu and sink your hands around it's neck and stare it directly in the eye, "You'll come with me, and you'll like it."
The Pikachu attempts to respond, but can only nod. You hoist the Pikachu over your shoulder whilst returning BAMF to it's Poke`Ball. A good days catch indeed. With those matters settled, you continue North towards Viridian City, passing without any more issue. Perhaps you've scared the rest of the wild Poke`Mon in the tall grass off, but it didn't matter as you would annihilate anything that stood before you.
You finally manage to push through the last of the tall grass and emerge in front of Viridian City. In all it's glory, it had about five buildings and was a total dump.
"They call this a city?" You ask yourself a rhetorical question.
Apparently some elderly man overheard you and decided to answer your question, "Of course this is a city! A marvelous one indeed, the last stop before your journey to the Elite four! Ohohohoho, what have you got on your shoulder there?"
"It'll be you in a moment if you don't shut your mouth," you snarl at the old man, "Now where is the nearest Poke`Center?"
The old man points to a simple looking building without uttering a word. You head off in it's directions. The further you got into Viridian city, the more you hated it. The plain glass doors to the Poke`Center opened up, and ahead you saw a Nurse standing around idly and looking quite bored. You approach her and lay the Pikachu on the counter before her.
"Heal this guy."
She stares at you wide eyed momentarily while looking at the Pikachu you flopped down on the counter before her, "Oh, yes, right away!"
A few moments later she came out of the back with a much healthier looking Pikachu. She bends over the Pikachu for one moment making sure it's bandages were okay. You cannot help your eyes as they are drawn to her rather well endowed butt. Apparently your eyes weren't the only thing drawn to it either, as your subconscious transplanted your hand upon it's voluptuous curves as well with a loud crack.
"Dat ass!" you find yourself shouting, unable to control yourself.
The nurse shoots straight up and turns to slap you in your face, but you can't stop yourself from smiling harder than ever. Some things were worth the suffering, and this was one of those. You hoist the Pikachu up onto your shoulder where it sits, much happier than before, "Pika-pikaaaaa!" it says.
"Shut up," you say.
You leave the Poke`Center giving the blushing nurse a wave over your shoulder without even looking back.
As the glass doors slide shut behind you, you pull out your package (not the one you guys are thinking of, pervs) and read the address posted on it. Poke`Mart, Viridian City. "Very well," you think aloud as the Poke`Mart was apparently right next door. You walk the measly five meters and proceed inside. It too had sliding glass doors that automatically opened for you.
Inside a dorky looking clerk greeted you, "Good day, sir! Welcome to the Poke`Mart, could I interest you in ..."
"Shut up," you cut him off, "I have a package to deliver. Pay me and I'll be on my way."
You slam the package on the counter, probably breaking it's contents. The man looks at the package, then back up to you then your Pikachu with sparks flickering from it's rosy red cheeks. Apparently the Pikachu was absorbing your evil karma. The man opens the cash drawer, not even checking the package and pulls out an invoice. He then proceeds to count out the money and pass it over the counter to you.
"Thank you, have a good day, Mr. Clerk." You throw sarcasm in his face as best you can before turning and leaving.
The amount of money he gave you was ... five thousand bucks!
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Head back to Pallet town right away and give Professor Oak the money.
3 Votes B) Sheeeeit, let's go have fun. We've got five grand baby!
"If I'm going to be the very best, I might as well dress like it." You make a snapping turn as you head towards a clothing shop.
The doors slide open like being fashionable is your destiny. Two employees turn to face you and look displeased by your current choice of clothing, but their looks change when they see your wad of cash. They quickly swoop in on you like vultures over a dead carcass. They don't even speak to you, they just start taking your measurements.
Finally, after measurement after measurement, one of them asks "And what style did you want to go for, today?"
"Pimp me out."
They usher you into a changing room and begin handing you clothing. Several minutes later you emerge a new man. The shiniest black shoes that you've ever seen push the curtain out of the way. You wear a velvet red suit, complete with a dark crimson silk button up shirt. A tiger patterned tie holds the collar close to your neck. Your red velvet fedora has a matching tiger patterned ribbon around it as well. The gold rimmed aviators just scream "I mean business." Finally, one of them hands you a cane encrusted with a large ruby on top.
"You look marvelous sir," the first employee claps, "Just marvelous" the second employee chimes in.
"Good, because I'm not paying." You walk past them and leave as their jaws drop at the sound of your admitted robbery.
The sunlight barely phases you with the mirrored lenses of your aviator sunglasses. With your new attire, it wouldn't be appropriate to walk, so as a kid rides by on a bicycle, you let your Pikachu shock him. The kid stumbles and crashes into a row of trash cans. You take his bike and throw a single bill at him.
"Thanks for the ride, kid." And you pedal off on his bike.
With new threads and a bike, might as well make your way back to Pallet Town. As you ride off towards the tall grass, you can hear a siren in your wake. As if you'd get caught that easily! The bike pushes through the tall grass with ease. The journey that took you forever before only took moments on a bike. In fact, you're already in Pallet Town.
You ride up to Professor Oaks laboratory, that shiny leather shoe kicks out that kickstand and you leave the bike sitting upright this time as you climb off of it. You push in the doors and walk inside. Everybody inside stares at you as if you weren't just there a little while ago. You don't care, they don't have anything on you. Professor Oak seems even less impressed by your change in appearance as you walk up to him.
"I'm back, delivered your package, now pay up."
"They should have given you payment for the package I sent, where is it?" Professor Oak looked at you waiting for you to hand him the money.
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Lie to him, the money is yours now!
3 Votes B) Hand him the 4,999 dollars.
Something strange comes over you, and you decide it would be best to hand him the money, you pass him the 4,999 dollars and he takes it. He counts it and seems puzzled for a moment then feeds the money into a mechanical feeder.
"It's strange, that they came up short one dollar." Professor Oak scratches his head.
You scratch your head as well, "Yeah, that does seem a bit strange.
"Oh well, nobody ever lost everything over a dollar!" Professor Oak laughs a bit, "Well, this will be your pay here." Professor Oak counts out twenty dollars and hands it to you.
You take the money and count it. Twenty dollars? You feel a strong urge to punch Professor Oak in the face, but then you realize you also got a Poke`Mon, a bicycle, and a suave suit out of this as well. You simply nod to Professor Oak and turn as though to leave.
"Oh, one more thing" Professor Oak calls out to you real quick, "Do you want a new computer?"
You turn around looking at him with a confused look before he comes back with a small red pocketbook looking device with a lense on it, "What the hell is it?"
"I call it a Poke`Dex. What I want you to do is take it and travel the world with it. Whenever you see a Poke`Mon, scan it with that Poke`Dex and then when you've seen all there is to see return home to me. I want you to go to the Gyms and battle the Gym leaders and eventually take on the Elite Four. In this process, I expect you to also become quite wealthy."
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Take the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
3 Votes B) Smash the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
featuring Poke`Mon
Rules: As with my other Choose your Adventure stories, things will be decided on a vote basis. Unless stated otherwise, it will require three votes to progress. That means, if there are three options and somebody votes option A twice, option B once, and option C three thrice, then option C wins. A vote after an option has already received three votes cannot be counted (out of laziness). That means hurry up and post so your vote will count.
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Choose your Adventure Z
"Wake up! Wake up!" A woman's voice echoes through your room.
Your bed begins to shake violently as she pushes and pulls on the headboard. She soon begins nudging and prodding you too. She yanks the blankets back off of you, and you can feel a cold breeze coming from your window almost instantly. Without hesitation you grab your covers and pull them back over yourself while turning onto your side. You then proceed to pull your pillow over your head to block out her voice.
"You disrespectful little brat, I can't believe I squeezed you out. Get up right now and go find a job you worthless scum!" The woman begins screaming at the top of her lungs.
You were almost certain the neighbors could hear her screaming too, which further irritated you. You roll over and sit up in bed, your bare feet feeling plush carpeting beneath. You bring your bawled up fists to rub your blurry eyes, removing the sandy particles that had crusted around your eyelids. Soon the woman comes into focus and you realize she is still screaming at you.
"What about Professor Oak?" You ask trying to get her to shut her mouth.
It seemed to have worked, she began talking in a deescalated tone "Professor Oak posted a bulletin, something about hiring a young person to run some errands for him. You will go and take his job, we need the money. And I'm tired of you laying around the house, mooching off of me and being a relatively worthless little turd."
Now Choose:
1 Votes A) Punch your mother in the face and walk out. Might as well skip town too.
3 Votes B) Ignore your mother and go see this Professor Oak guy.
Your mother continues her incessant tirade, but you pay her no mind as you finally climb to your feet. You stretch out as best you can to shake the fatigue from your bones and proceed to get dressed. Your mother continues to insult and berate you, but you've grown accustomed to her. Sure, she might be a little crazy, but she is your mother. It's not like you can just punch her in the face and be done with her.
You pull on a pair of blue jeans, a white tee shirt and a red vest. Before you can go though, you have to grab your signature baseball cap. You walk down the stairs to the first floor as your mother continues screaming at you from behind. You see she made you breakfast, but you opt out of eating it because she will probably just use it to black mail you later.
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out, you little worthless ..." your mother's voice trails off as you slam the door behind yourself.
Being a professor, you instinctively assume he would be in the large laboratory in town. You had only been in town for about a week and you already hated the place. Pallet town they called it. Might as well call it Pile of crap town. There really was nothing to do there. You thought about smashing every mail box you passed on the way to the laboratory. As you approach the laboratory you see a sign on the door "Help wanted from a young and spirited adventure."
You don't even knock, you barge in and walk straight past a bunch of goofy looking scientists or whatever in their goofy looking robes with their goofy looking protective glasses doing whatever the hell it was that scientists did. A rather old and confused looking man stood before you along with some other twit who struck a remarkable resemblance.
You ignore the other guy and talk directly to the professor, "You're Professor Oak, I presume. What do I need to do, so I can get out of here already."
"Ah, an anxious adventurer I see! Ha, I love your spirit kid. First, tell me your name."
"My name, it's Red."
"Okay, what I need for you to do right now is deliver this parcel to the Poke`Mart in Viridian City."
Without hesitation you grab the parcel from his hands and turn to leave, but somebody steps in front of the door as you're about to go.
"Professor Oak, there are more wild Poke`Mon on the path to Viridian City. It would be wise to let him take one of your Poke`Mon." a strange bespectacled man speaks from the door.
"Oh, I see. Very well then, Red, on this table here are three Poke`Balls. Please, pick one."
Now Choose:
3 Votes A) The far left one, it contains the fire type Poke`Mon Charmander.
0 Votes B) The middle one, it contains the water type Poke`Mon Squirtle.
0 Votes C) The far right one, it contains the grass type Poke`Mon Bulbasaur.
Without hesitation you grab the far left Poke`Ball containing the fire type Poke`Mon Charmander. You think for a moment and then decide to name him BAMF, and acronym for Badass Mofo. As you sit there imagining a future of yourself with BAMF, the other kid takes the middle Poke`Ball.
"Well Gramps, if you're going to give him a Poke`Mon, then I'll take one for myself!" the kid, probably around your age, shouts enthusiastically.
Professor Oak shakes his head with a smile, "I guess it cannot be helped. Just, don't have a battle inside my laboratory please Blue."
The boy now identified as Blue nods, and proceeds to run out of the laboratory, obviously to lay in wait for you. With parcel in hand you give the professor a nod and turn towards the door. You try to come off nonchalant, but deep down inside you know you're eager to battle with this guy Blue and his new Poke`Mon too.
As you walk outside, you see Blue there waiting for you, his Poke`Ball in hand and an eagerness in his eyes that you truly understand. You waste no time in pulling out your Poke`Ball and throwing it.
"Let's go BAMF, and rearrange his crooked face!" you shout at your lizard looking Poke`Mon.
Your Poke`Mon looks back at you, and you seem to make an empathic connection as has a fire in it's eye. It whips it's tail around, a flame dancing ever bright upon it. Sharp claws on it's paws curl as it beats it's pale chest before turning to see a turtle looking Poke'Mon before it. Blue's Squirtle was ready to fight as well.
"Charmander, stab him in the throat!" You shout, as you throw a switchblade to your Poke`Mon.
Charmander looks at the knife on the ground then back at you with a bit of confusion. You can hear Blue shouting to his Squirtle to use tackle or something of the likes. The Squirtle begins to rush your Charmander when you suddenly realize you had instructed your Poke`Mon wrong.
"BAMF, grab that knife and stab that Squirtle!" You shout again, this time using the name you gave him.
BAMF bends over and tries to grab the switchblade but realizes without opposable thumbs it would be unable to lift the peculiar object. It ran out of time, the Squirtle slammed directly into BAMF knocking him back a bit. You quickly run into the chaos and kick the Squirtle in the head. It's knocked back a bit and hardly has time to react to your balled up fist punching it in the eye.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing? Don't you even know how to battle properly?" Blue shouts at you, "Only your Poke`Mon can fight, and it cannot use weapons like that!"
You realize just how silly you must've looked punching and kicking a Squirtle as the inhabitants of pallet town had formed around to watch the battle. Probably the most entertaining thing to ever happen in the miserable town. You back up a bit and decide to resume the battle and properly.
"BAMF, scratch that Squirtle's face off." You shout to your Poke`Mon.
BAMF's muscles swell as he strikes the Squirtle in the face with all it's might. Apparently this was the end of the Squirtle's fighting spirit. It probably didn't help that you had kicked it in the head and punched it in the eye. The Squirtle retreated running off towards it's master, Blue.
Now Choose:
3 Votes A) Show no mercy, order your Charmander to strike that Squirtle down.
1 Votes B) You are merciful, allow the Squirtle to retreat and live another day.
A fiendish smirk appears across your face as the Squirtle retreated to it's master, "BAMF, burn him."
BAMF looks at you momentarily with a confused look, before it's own expression becomes sinister. It turns back towards the Squirtle and inhales a little before blowing out a burst of flames that would strike the fleeing Squirtle in the back. A look of horrified shock appeared on Blue's face as his Squirtle collapsed to the ground in front of him.
"What are you doing? Are you mad?" Blue shouted across the battlefield at you.
"Stomp that stupid turtle, BAMF!" You shout at your Poke`Mon, completely ignoring Blue.
Charmander jumps into the air, as he is about to strike the downed Squirtle a beam of light causes the Squirtle to disappear before your eyes. You smile, lusting for battle as you return BAMF to his Poke`Ball. Blue gives you a look of disappointment as he walks up to you.
"I thought you'd be a good rival, instead you're just a jerk and a sore winner."
"Oh, I'm sorry Blue, could you repeat that as I couldn't hear you over how awesome I am!" You mock blue as you walk past him bumping into his shoulder as though he weren't there.
"I'll get you for this, don't you worry Red. Me and Squirtle are going to train hard and annihilate you and BAMF!"
You walk into the tall grass paying to heed to Blue or his remarks. You continue traveling North in the direction of Viridian City. As it is, you have a job to do and money to make. As you continue to progress pushing your way through the sea of tall grass, you hear a rustling ahead. Eager for more battle you push your way towards the sound and find yourself in a clearing. Ahead of you is a single yellow Poke`Mon that looks kind of like a mouse.
It turns at you, two rosy red cheeks begin sparking, "Piiiii."
Now Choose:
3 Votes A) Battle the Pikachu, try to capture it.
2 Votes B) Battle the Pikachu, gain some experience.
You throw your Poke`Ball containing BAMF a the Pikachu striking it directly in the head, this stuns the Pikachu as your Charmander is released. Before the Pikachu can even react you shout orders at BAMF to attack. BAMF unleashes a full assault slapping the Pikachu around and bloodying up it's face with scratches and bruises.
Within moments, the Pikachu is struggling to stand up, all without returning a single attack. You waste no time reaching into your satchel only to discover that you have no Poke`Balls.
"Well ... shoot." You think about think for a moment staring at the nearly unconscious Pikachu in front of you, BAMF awaiting more instructions.
You decide, why not just capture it the old fashioned way. You walk up to the Pikachu and sink your hands around it's neck and stare it directly in the eye, "You'll come with me, and you'll like it."
The Pikachu attempts to respond, but can only nod. You hoist the Pikachu over your shoulder whilst returning BAMF to it's Poke`Ball. A good days catch indeed. With those matters settled, you continue North towards Viridian City, passing without any more issue. Perhaps you've scared the rest of the wild Poke`Mon in the tall grass off, but it didn't matter as you would annihilate anything that stood before you.
You finally manage to push through the last of the tall grass and emerge in front of Viridian City. In all it's glory, it had about five buildings and was a total dump.
"They call this a city?" You ask yourself a rhetorical question.
Apparently some elderly man overheard you and decided to answer your question, "Of course this is a city! A marvelous one indeed, the last stop before your journey to the Elite four! Ohohohoho, what have you got on your shoulder there?"
"It'll be you in a moment if you don't shut your mouth," you snarl at the old man, "Now where is the nearest Poke`Center?"
The old man points to a simple looking building without uttering a word. You head off in it's directions. The further you got into Viridian city, the more you hated it. The plain glass doors to the Poke`Center opened up, and ahead you saw a Nurse standing around idly and looking quite bored. You approach her and lay the Pikachu on the counter before her.
"Heal this guy."
She stares at you wide eyed momentarily while looking at the Pikachu you flopped down on the counter before her, "Oh, yes, right away!"
A few moments later she came out of the back with a much healthier looking Pikachu. She bends over the Pikachu for one moment making sure it's bandages were okay. You cannot help your eyes as they are drawn to her rather well endowed butt. Apparently your eyes weren't the only thing drawn to it either, as your subconscious transplanted your hand upon it's voluptuous curves as well with a loud crack.
"Dat ass!" you find yourself shouting, unable to control yourself.
The nurse shoots straight up and turns to slap you in your face, but you can't stop yourself from smiling harder than ever. Some things were worth the suffering, and this was one of those. You hoist the Pikachu up onto your shoulder where it sits, much happier than before, "Pika-pikaaaaa!" it says.
"Shut up," you say.
You leave the Poke`Center giving the blushing nurse a wave over your shoulder without even looking back.
As the glass doors slide shut behind you, you pull out your package (not the one you guys are thinking of, pervs) and read the address posted on it. Poke`Mart, Viridian City. "Very well," you think aloud as the Poke`Mart was apparently right next door. You walk the measly five meters and proceed inside. It too had sliding glass doors that automatically opened for you.
Inside a dorky looking clerk greeted you, "Good day, sir! Welcome to the Poke`Mart, could I interest you in ..."
"Shut up," you cut him off, "I have a package to deliver. Pay me and I'll be on my way."
You slam the package on the counter, probably breaking it's contents. The man looks at the package, then back up to you then your Pikachu with sparks flickering from it's rosy red cheeks. Apparently the Pikachu was absorbing your evil karma. The man opens the cash drawer, not even checking the package and pulls out an invoice. He then proceeds to count out the money and pass it over the counter to you.
"Thank you, have a good day, Mr. Clerk." You throw sarcasm in his face as best you can before turning and leaving.
The amount of money he gave you was ... five thousand bucks!
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Head back to Pallet town right away and give Professor Oak the money.
3 Votes B) Sheeeeit, let's go have fun. We've got five grand baby!
"If I'm going to be the very best, I might as well dress like it." You make a snapping turn as you head towards a clothing shop.
The doors slide open like being fashionable is your destiny. Two employees turn to face you and look displeased by your current choice of clothing, but their looks change when they see your wad of cash. They quickly swoop in on you like vultures over a dead carcass. They don't even speak to you, they just start taking your measurements.
Finally, after measurement after measurement, one of them asks "And what style did you want to go for, today?"
"Pimp me out."
They usher you into a changing room and begin handing you clothing. Several minutes later you emerge a new man. The shiniest black shoes that you've ever seen push the curtain out of the way. You wear a velvet red suit, complete with a dark crimson silk button up shirt. A tiger patterned tie holds the collar close to your neck. Your red velvet fedora has a matching tiger patterned ribbon around it as well. The gold rimmed aviators just scream "I mean business." Finally, one of them hands you a cane encrusted with a large ruby on top.
"You look marvelous sir," the first employee claps, "Just marvelous" the second employee chimes in.
"Good, because I'm not paying." You walk past them and leave as their jaws drop at the sound of your admitted robbery.
The sunlight barely phases you with the mirrored lenses of your aviator sunglasses. With your new attire, it wouldn't be appropriate to walk, so as a kid rides by on a bicycle, you let your Pikachu shock him. The kid stumbles and crashes into a row of trash cans. You take his bike and throw a single bill at him.
"Thanks for the ride, kid." And you pedal off on his bike.
With new threads and a bike, might as well make your way back to Pallet Town. As you ride off towards the tall grass, you can hear a siren in your wake. As if you'd get caught that easily! The bike pushes through the tall grass with ease. The journey that took you forever before only took moments on a bike. In fact, you're already in Pallet Town.
You ride up to Professor Oaks laboratory, that shiny leather shoe kicks out that kickstand and you leave the bike sitting upright this time as you climb off of it. You push in the doors and walk inside. Everybody inside stares at you as if you weren't just there a little while ago. You don't care, they don't have anything on you. Professor Oak seems even less impressed by your change in appearance as you walk up to him.
"I'm back, delivered your package, now pay up."
"They should have given you payment for the package I sent, where is it?" Professor Oak looked at you waiting for you to hand him the money.
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Lie to him, the money is yours now!
3 Votes B) Hand him the 4,999 dollars.
Something strange comes over you, and you decide it would be best to hand him the money, you pass him the 4,999 dollars and he takes it. He counts it and seems puzzled for a moment then feeds the money into a mechanical feeder.
"It's strange, that they came up short one dollar." Professor Oak scratches his head.
You scratch your head as well, "Yeah, that does seem a bit strange.
"Oh well, nobody ever lost everything over a dollar!" Professor Oak laughs a bit, "Well, this will be your pay here." Professor Oak counts out twenty dollars and hands it to you.
You take the money and count it. Twenty dollars? You feel a strong urge to punch Professor Oak in the face, but then you realize you also got a Poke`Mon, a bicycle, and a suave suit out of this as well. You simply nod to Professor Oak and turn as though to leave.
"Oh, one more thing" Professor Oak calls out to you real quick, "Do you want a new computer?"
You turn around looking at him with a confused look before he comes back with a small red pocketbook looking device with a lense on it, "What the hell is it?"
"I call it a Poke`Dex. What I want you to do is take it and travel the world with it. Whenever you see a Poke`Mon, scan it with that Poke`Dex and then when you've seen all there is to see return home to me. I want you to go to the Gyms and battle the Gym leaders and eventually take on the Elite Four. In this process, I expect you to also become quite wealthy."
Now Choose:
0 Votes A) Take the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
3 Votes B) Smash the Poke`Dex, get the hell out of town!
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