Choose Your Adventure 2.0

[Zombie]

You climb to your feet and like any rational man would do, you heave the box onto your shoulder. You arch back and aim at the kid with your other hand, focusing on him as he walks with his head down ignoring his surroundings. You focus your might and chakra into one powerful thrust of the arm. The crate of adult books flies through the air with great momentum.

"Hey kid!" You should just as the box nears him.

"Huh?" The kid barely has time to react, the thin wood of the box explodes in a splintery mess as the kid is also propelled through the air into a vacant market stand.

"Ha!" You laugh once to yourself, then about a second later you erupt into full blown laughter.

You had actually hit the dumb kid and it felt really good. Unfortunately though now, the people in the market were giving you a sinister look as if you were some kind of evil man who enjoyed hitting random children with boxes. At this point, your choices become rather limited.

Choose now:
A) Try to explain the situation to the gathering crowd of people.
B) Scream fire, and run away. They can't catch a ninja.
C) Try to blame the box on somebody/something else. Nobody saw you throw it anyway.

 

[Tsuki]

C) Try to blame the box on somebody/something else. Nobody saw you throw it anyway.

 

[EtherealBoss]

B! If anything, there IS a fire going on >.> Just run like the wiiiiind

Btw this is my last post for tonight, keep the story alive guys! ^^

 

[Zombie]

B! If anything, there IS a fire going on >.> Just run like the wiiiiind

Btw this is my last post for tonight, keep the story alive guys! ^^

Will try! It's getting pretty long too, ;o Hopefully some more people show up to keep it going!
That's none for A, one for B, one for C!

 

[Howard]

C)

 

[SasukeGrowUp]

C!

 

[Sasuke Uchiha Susanoo]

C...

 

[Zombie]

The crowd grows closer pointing at you and mumbling amongst themselves.

"What are you looking at me for? You act like I'm the one that just threw that box full of books at the kid. As if I could, or had a reason to."

The crowd thought about what he had said, looking at each other and mumbling some more, finally one man stepped forward "Then where the hell did the box come from? And you're a ninja, of course you could have done that!"

"You mean you didn't see it? I guess my eyes are trained better than yours, but some really large man just got his pockets picked by that kid while he was carrying the box. He must have realized it and threw the box at the kid. I didn't see where he ran off to, but he was headed in that direction!" You finish off your well crafted lie as the townsfolk look in the direction you pointed in before running off.

Which worked for you, as you found your way over to the books, picking them up and putting them one by one neatly into your backpack. You then search the kid and find a rather large collection of money, which you take as a payment for your hard work in catching the kid. You take one last opportunity to laugh at the kid before running off towards the edge of town.

As you find your way into the outskirts, you pass the charred remains of a former bar, it's occupants and workers crying in the street. The luxuries of life, you take them all in as you walk by. Though, at this point you find yourself tired, and decide it would be best to find an inn before returning to the village. You look around your surroundings and spot several possible target locations.

Choose now:
A) The poor slummy looking inn. Sure, you have a wad of cash now, but why broadcast it by going someplace fancy?
B) The brothel. Beautiful women and booze. Duh.
C) Leave town and set up a camp in some woods, you probably already caused enough trouble.

 

[Howard]

C) Leave town and set up a camp in some woods, you probably already caused enough trouble.

I feel like no matter what he's going to get robbed >.>

 

[SasukeGrowUp]

yeah C again.

 

[Zombie]

Two for C, keep voting people. I'm not going anywhere soon. If you keep voting, I keep writing. ;D

 

[kmrasengan]

B) is that even a question? beautiful women and booze is all a man needs

 

[Howard]

B) is that even a question? beautiful women and booze is all a man needs

Then the girls turn on you and kill you in your sleep because you have a huge amount of cash in your back pocket. I know a bad ending when I see one.

 

[Zombie]

Then the girls turn on you and kill you in your sleep because you have a huge amount of cash in your back pocket. I know a bad ending when I see one.

;p

Looks like I'll have to resume this in the morning. Getting tired myself, and activity is dying down anyway.

 

[EtherealBoss]

I'm baaaack

C! Yeah, as much as I'd love to pick the brothel, no way that would have ended well...

But even in the woods you never know, maybe some huge bat will scoop down upon him, grab his backpack and fly in the distance... >.>

 

[Misana]

I'm baaaack

C! Yeah, as much as I'd love to pick the brothel, no way that would have ended well...

But even in the woods you never know, maybe some huge bat will scoop down upon him, grab his backpack and fly in the distance... >.>

A bat ? C'mon lets try to make the character a bit more badass

Seems i'm too late to answer vote anyway

 

[EtherealBoss]

A bat ? C'mon lets try to make the character a bit more badass

Seems i'm too late to answer vote anyway

But we 've tried so many times >.> we send him to a village and he leaves his bride, we send him to a pub and he is made to wash the dishes, he wants to burn the pub and he doesn't have any fire jutsu.....

Oh well, we could make it a fire-breathing bat sounds slightly more menacing

 

[Misana]

But we 've tried so many times >.> we send him to a village and he leaves his bride, we send him to a pub and he is made to wash the dishes, he wants to burn the pub and he doesn't have any fire jutsu.....

Oh well, we could make it a fire-breathing bat sounds slightly more menacing

Good point, the dishes that was kinda embarassing

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[Tsuki]

Okay C) for me aswell

 

[Zombie]

You've decided enough was enough, and to get the hell out of town. You just keep a brisk pace towards the edge of town. Before long you seem to be in the clear and you're finally out of town. The sounds of bustling activity and angry people slowly dwindle and eventually dissipate into nothing. The sound of nature replaces them. The bushes rustled, owls hooted, and the insects were clicking and buzzing.

It was all rather peaceful and relaxing, and you decided here was a better place than any to set up camp. Though as you move into the woods, you can't help but notice the signs of recent activity. You decide against setting up a fully fledged camp, and instead climb into a tree where you could conceal your presence with it's height.

It doesn't take you long to drift off into a deep slumber under the star filled night. For several hours you sleep peacefully, in a dream like state. In this dream, you find yourself on an island with nothing but women. For some reason these women have come to believe you to be their God. You can do anything you want with them.

Choose now:
A) Have them build a giant statue in your honor!
B) Make them fight in a pit of petroleum jelly in their skivvies for your hand in marriage!
C) Your dream turns into a nightmare and they're all really men.