Ashalita Phoenix
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Thanks for the comments for the first chapter... I didn't know if I should continue on but a story must be told. I hope you all like it.
“What have you done with our Hokage?” Sakura snapped.
“Nothing much… Just ate her…” Alexia teased. Our eyes widened by her response. How can they possibly eat Granny?
Please… I hope it’s not true.
He walked out the building and found Sakura with Kakashi. Sakura was wearing only long pants. He was shirtless. “Sakura, where did you find that?”
“Around…” He replied. Naruto turned and found a fellow Jonin in his boxers.
I feel sorry for that guy… Naruto thought, scratching his head. Then he turned to Kakashi. He was still crying and afraid. He walked over to the weeping child. “Kakashi, are you okay?”
“No, I am still scared. That lady was so scary.” Kakashi cried. Sakura carried Kakashi into his arms and rocked him back and forth.
“Aww… Don’t worry sweetie, we are here.” Sakura said, comforting the child. “She is gone now so there is no need to cry.” He wiped Kakashi’s tears away. “Any sign of Tsunade???”
“No, she is not there.” Naruto said sadly, looking away from him.
“Oh…” Sakura said lowly. This can’t be happening.
“NARUTO…” Rock Lee screamed, racing towards them with Kiba, Ino, Tenten, and Neji.
“Lee…” Naruto said. “What took you guys so long?”
“We were fighting a huge bat.” Kiba snapped. “Don’t blame us.” Then he caught Sakura. “Naruto, who is the dude? And why he is shirtless?”
“Well…he is…” Naruto mumbled. Then Ino and Tenten appeared in front of Sakura.
“YOU ARE SO CUTE…” They screamed. He is cuter than Sasuke!!!!
“My name is Ino.” Ino said. OMG!!! He is so damn hot without his shirt…
“And I am Tenten…” Tenten said. I thought pink hair only works on girls but I was wrong. He looks sexy.
“Ino…Tenten…” Sakura said, looking at them awkwardly. This is so weird… My friends having a crush on me… So weird... Kakashi clinched him tightly. “Hmmm…”
“They’re scary.” Kakashi said.
You got to be kidding me… Kakashi, afraid of women… I wonder why he doesn’t have a wife right now. Sakura thought. “Ahh…” Kakashi might freak if he knew I was a girl. I guess I should pretend to be a guy. “My name is Saku…Saku Haruno…”
“WHAT…” Tenten and Ino screamed. “YOU ARE RELATED TO SAKURA…”
“No he is…” Naruto stopped when he received a hit. “What was that for?”
“Just play along…” Sakura whispered. “Or I will end you.”
“Okay…” Naruto said, looking at him with fear. Scary…
“So where is Sakura?” Rock Lee asked. “She is usually with you Naruto.”
“Well…” Naruto said, scratching his head. Man, I suck at lying. What to say? I don’t want to get pulverize by Sakura… What to say? What to do? “She is…”
“She is on a mission… I am here to fill her in.” Sakura lied, smiling. “I am her older cousin.”
“My cherry blossom Princess… Why did you have to leave me?” Rock Lee cried, kneeling on the ground and pounding his fist. “I didn’t even say goodbye.” Everyone ignored his pleaded.
“I didn’t know Sakura had a cousin.” Kiba said, staring at him. Well, they do have the same color hair and eyes.
“My family travels a lot. I am just visiting and filling in for her while she is on her big mission.” Sakura lied.
“Well, welcome…” Rock Lee said, shaking his hand. “A family of Sakura’s is a friend of mine. My name is Rock Lee.”
“Thanks… Lee…” Sakura said.
“My name is Kiba and this is Neji.” Kiba introduced. “Also, my partner Akamaru…” He barked friendly to the newcomer. He smells like Sakura… The same scent... “It is nice to meet you Saku.”
“Likewise…” Sakura said, smiling. They believe it… “Sakura told me all about her friends.”
“So who is the kid?” Neji asked. “He looks familiar.”
“It’s Kakashi sensei.” Naruto said.
“WHAT….” They screamed. Kakashi clinched ever more tightly on Sakura.
“I am afraid, Saku…” Kakashi mumbled.
“Don’t worry, they are friends.” Sakura said, hugging him. “They are not going to hurt you.”
“Okay…” Kakashi said.
“So what the hell happened?” Kiba asked. That’s Kakashi alright.
“We encountered two women with weird powers and a girl that is around our age. They had weird powers…like magic.” Sakura explained. “But they all escaped and Kakashi turned into a four year old.”
“Wow that is something.” Tenten said, staring at Kakashi. He is still adorable than Guy sensei… “Where is Lady Tsunade?” Naruto and Sakura had sorrowful faces.
“She is gone.” Naruto said. “We were too late.”
“Well, you two have to report to the Council.” Neji said. “They are going to freak out about this but they need to know the situation.”
“I will explain everything.” Sakura said, giving Kakashi to Naruto. “Naruto, watch over Kakashi while I am gone.”
“WHAT!!!!” Naruto screamed, holding Kakashi. No…No…. No… I am not good at babysitting… “Why me?”
“Because you suck explaining things…” Sakura snapped, hitting him on the head.
“Sakur….I mean Saku, be gentle next time.” Naruto said, rubbing his head. I wonder how far I will fly now since she is a He… He thought of the painful punch and the distance he will fly until he harshly hits the ground. Just thinking about makes my body shivers…
“Don’t worry… We will help Saku.” Rock Lee said. “It is not that hard to watch a kid.”
“Thanks Lee…” Sakura said, smiling. She patted Kakashi on the head. “Kakashi, I am going to leave you with Uncle Naruto.”
“Uncle???” Naruto said, looking dumbfounded. Kiba was laughing.
“You…Uncle…” Kiba said, laughing so hard. Naruto gritted his teeth and gave him a hit on the head. “WHAT WAS THAT FOR JACKASS?!”
“FOR BEING AN *******…” Naruto snapped back. Then Sakura punched both of them on the face.
“Not in front of the kid you idiots.” Sakura snapped. They were collapsed to the ground, rubbing their faces.
“I want to go with you Saku.” Kakashi said, gripping Sakura’s hand.
“I want you to stay here okay. I will come back.” Sakura said, smiling. “I will bring some ice cream when I return.”
“Really…” Kakashi said, smiling. “And you will read to me also.”
“Yes I will…” Sakura said, smiling. At least his reading addiction is still intact. I hope we will return everyone to normal. Naruto took of his coat and gave it to him. “Hmmm…”
“You can’t see the Council looking like that.” Naruto said.
“Thanks…” Sakura said, putting it on. “Well, I am off… Kakashi be good while I am gone okay.”
“Okay Saku…”
“I will go with Saku to explain about the bat creature.” Ino said, hugging his arm.
“No, I want to go with Saku…” Tenten said, holding his other arm.
“BACK OFF TENTEN… SAKU IS MINE.” Ino screamed, pulling Sakura closer to her.
“NO, YOU BACK OFF INO…” Tenten screamed.
“This is going to be a long day.” Sakura said.
Meanwhile…
The three girls walked into a throne room and kneeled in front of a dark figure. “Father, we attained the Hokage.” Aleria said. “Our mission is complete.”
“Good work…” Kabuto said, emerging from the shadows. “I am proud of all of you…” Alexia blew a green light and Tsunade appeared in chains. “Tsunade, it has been awhile.”
“Kabuto, I should have known.” Tsunade snapped, struggling to break free. “When I get out of these chains, you will pay.”
“Give it a rest milady.” Aleria said. “Those chains are sucking your chakra. The more it absorbs, the more powerful it becomes.”
“So give up already.” Alexia added.
Is this right? Ashley thought, staring at Tsunade. Master said it was alright… It is father’s wishes.
“You will all pay for this.” Tsunade snapped weakly. My chakra is fading… The seal on her forehead disappeared. Damn it… This can’t be good…
“Aleria…Alexia… Take her to the dungeon. We will deal with her later.” Kabuto said, watching them carry the Hokage away. He then turned to Ashley. “Ashley, is there something wrong?”
“Father, I feel uncertain about this…” Ashley said. “You said that in order to attain peace, we must use a positive approach. I don’t see what we are doing is positive. I don’t want to kill anyone…”
“Are you saying that you want to leave me?” Kabuto said, walking around her. “You want to leave your father.”
“No, I just…”
“I know it is a lot to ask from you Ashley. I know that I taught you that violence isn’t the answer but this world we live in does not abide to those standards. Violence is the only option and I know you feel uncomfortable about it.” Kabuto said, grabbing her shoulder and giving her a smile. “But I need you. A father’s love to his daughters is eternity. If we achieved our goal, you will never fight again.”
“Yes father…” Ashley said, bowing down. Why does this seem so wrong to me?
“Go tend to your sisters…” Kabuto said.
“Yes father…” Ashley said, walking out the room. When will I be free? He was alone in the throne room once more.
“Since when you were a Family Man…” A voice said. He turned and found Madara sitting on the throne. “Three girls…Must be a handful…”
“They are very useful…” Kabuto said, smiling. “Useful than your Zetsu…”
“Well, I can’t say they’re pushovers.” Madara said. “But I can’t say I am impressed.”
“Really, so what can they do to impress you?” Kabuto asked.
“I have something in mind.”
Naruto brought Kakashi into his home. The little boy sat on his bed while Naruto sat on a wooden chair on the opposite side. “So… “Naruto said. Man, this sucks… The last time I watched kids, they almost died of hunger.
“When is Saku getting back?” Kakashi asked.
“Soon… He is just going to report to the Council. He will be back.” Naruto said, smiling. “So do you want to do something?”
“Like what?”
“Well, you want to walk around the village.” Naruto asked. “We might find something to do.”
“Okay…” Kakashi cheered, racing towards the door.
“I think this babysitting thing is going to turn out alright.” Naruto said, following behind him. They walked through the streets and Kakashi spotted a fluffy pink thing.
“Uncle Naruto, what is that?” Kakashi asked, pointing at it.
“It is called Cotton Candy…” Naruto answered. Then a growling sound came from the little kid’s stomach. “Do you want one?”
“Okay….” He said, smiling. Naruto pulled out his frog wallet and bought one Cotton Candy for Kakashi. “Try it… It sinks into your mouth.” Kakashi took a bite and soon after he quickly took everything in. “Slow down…”
“THAT WAS GREAT…” Kakashi screamed, running around him.
“What the hell….” Naruto said. Shit, I gave him sugar… Not good. Then Kakashi was running away from him. “HEY, KAKASHI GET BACK HERE.” He was heading towards the Training Field. There he found Guy sensei with Lee. “Oh no…”
“DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!” Guy screamed, doing a diving kick towards Kakashi. Kakashi dodged it and his Sharigan was activated. “You are still good even as a four year old boy. What I expect from my rival…”
“DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!” Kakashi said, kicking Guy on the face. He collapsed to the ground. “I did it…” He started laughing. “Man, he flew…”
“Guy sensei, are you okay?” Rock Lee said, racing by his side. Kakashi sensei still got it.
“Mommy, I don’t want to go to school.” Guy said.
“Wow, Kakashi knocked him down to the second grade.” Rock Lee said.
“KAKASHI, GET BACK HERE NOW…” Naruto screamed.
“Sorry, got to run…” Kakashi said, dashing away. “Catch you later fuzzy brows…”
“Sorry Lee… Guy…” Naruto said, running pass them. “KAKASHI, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE…” Then he bumped into Konohamaru. “KONOHAMARU, STOP HIM FOR ME.”
“Boss… Transform…” Konohamaru said, transforming into a girl. “Darling, can you stop for me?”
“Hmmm…” Kakashi said, stopping.
“Finally, I have you cornered. Thanks Konohamaru.” Naruto said, taking deep breathes. Kakashi put his hands together.
“Transform…” Kakashi said, transforming into a hot women with long silver hair. “Do you want to play Uncle?”
“AHHH….”Naruto and Konohamaru screamed, squirting out blood and blushing. They collapsed to the ground.
“This is so much fun…” Kakashi said, transforming back. He raced away.
“Shit, his Sharigan is making a mess of things.” Naruto said, wiping his nosebleed. “Konohamaru, want to help me get him.”
“Sure thing boss…” Konohamaru said, wiping his nosebleed also. They raced to capture the crazy kid.
“Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu…” Naruto said, summoning dozen of clones. “Let’s find him…” They dashed through the village, searching for him. Then one of the clones found him walking up the roof of the academy. “Kakashi, get down from here.”
“Hmmm… Uncle…” Kakashi said, staring at below. “I don’t want to.”
“You better…”
“I want to play…” Kakashi said, doing a hand sign. “Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu…” Ten clones raced away. “CATCH ME IF YOU CAN…”
“Damn it…” Konohamaru said. They chased the clones, one by one. I took them an hour to get all the clones. “This is so hard.”
“I am never going to babysit again.” Naruto added. “Where is that kid?” He climbed the roof of his house, getting a better view. “Where are you Kakashi?”
“Mommy…” A voice said. He turned and found Kakashi sleeping on the rooftop.
“Kakashi…” Konohamaru said.
“He probably got exhausted using a lot of chakra.” Naruto said, lifting him up. “Thank God he is sleeping.” Naruto carried him into his house and placed him on the bed. “I never thought watching a four year old was tough. Then there was a knock on the door. It opened and it was Sakura. He was wearing a fishnet shirt and long black pants. His headband was on his right shoulder.
“So how was it?” Sakura asked.
“It was nothing.” Naruto lied.
“I didn’t know what flavor ice cream he liked so I bought some Cotton Candy.” Sakura said.
“THROW THAT AWAY NOW…”
Chapter Two: Babysitting
Naruto searched the Hokage’s office and there was no one to be found. Damn it, we were too late… Did they really mean what they said?
“What have you done with our Hokage?” Sakura snapped.
“Nothing much… Just ate her…” Alexia teased. Our eyes widened by her response. How can they possibly eat Granny?
Please… I hope it’s not true.
He walked out the building and found Sakura with Kakashi. Sakura was wearing only long pants. He was shirtless. “Sakura, where did you find that?”
“Around…” He replied. Naruto turned and found a fellow Jonin in his boxers.
I feel sorry for that guy… Naruto thought, scratching his head. Then he turned to Kakashi. He was still crying and afraid. He walked over to the weeping child. “Kakashi, are you okay?”
“No, I am still scared. That lady was so scary.” Kakashi cried. Sakura carried Kakashi into his arms and rocked him back and forth.
“Aww… Don’t worry sweetie, we are here.” Sakura said, comforting the child. “She is gone now so there is no need to cry.” He wiped Kakashi’s tears away. “Any sign of Tsunade???”
“No, she is not there.” Naruto said sadly, looking away from him.
“Oh…” Sakura said lowly. This can’t be happening.
“NARUTO…” Rock Lee screamed, racing towards them with Kiba, Ino, Tenten, and Neji.
“Lee…” Naruto said. “What took you guys so long?”
“We were fighting a huge bat.” Kiba snapped. “Don’t blame us.” Then he caught Sakura. “Naruto, who is the dude? And why he is shirtless?”
“Well…he is…” Naruto mumbled. Then Ino and Tenten appeared in front of Sakura.
“YOU ARE SO CUTE…” They screamed. He is cuter than Sasuke!!!!
“My name is Ino.” Ino said. OMG!!! He is so damn hot without his shirt…
“And I am Tenten…” Tenten said. I thought pink hair only works on girls but I was wrong. He looks sexy.
“Ino…Tenten…” Sakura said, looking at them awkwardly. This is so weird… My friends having a crush on me… So weird... Kakashi clinched him tightly. “Hmmm…”
“They’re scary.” Kakashi said.
You got to be kidding me… Kakashi, afraid of women… I wonder why he doesn’t have a wife right now. Sakura thought. “Ahh…” Kakashi might freak if he knew I was a girl. I guess I should pretend to be a guy. “My name is Saku…Saku Haruno…”
“WHAT…” Tenten and Ino screamed. “YOU ARE RELATED TO SAKURA…”
“No he is…” Naruto stopped when he received a hit. “What was that for?”
“Just play along…” Sakura whispered. “Or I will end you.”
“Okay…” Naruto said, looking at him with fear. Scary…
“So where is Sakura?” Rock Lee asked. “She is usually with you Naruto.”
“Well…” Naruto said, scratching his head. Man, I suck at lying. What to say? I don’t want to get pulverize by Sakura… What to say? What to do? “She is…”
“She is on a mission… I am here to fill her in.” Sakura lied, smiling. “I am her older cousin.”
“My cherry blossom Princess… Why did you have to leave me?” Rock Lee cried, kneeling on the ground and pounding his fist. “I didn’t even say goodbye.” Everyone ignored his pleaded.
“I didn’t know Sakura had a cousin.” Kiba said, staring at him. Well, they do have the same color hair and eyes.
“My family travels a lot. I am just visiting and filling in for her while she is on her big mission.” Sakura lied.
“Well, welcome…” Rock Lee said, shaking his hand. “A family of Sakura’s is a friend of mine. My name is Rock Lee.”
“Thanks… Lee…” Sakura said.
“My name is Kiba and this is Neji.” Kiba introduced. “Also, my partner Akamaru…” He barked friendly to the newcomer. He smells like Sakura… The same scent... “It is nice to meet you Saku.”
“Likewise…” Sakura said, smiling. They believe it… “Sakura told me all about her friends.”
“So who is the kid?” Neji asked. “He looks familiar.”
“It’s Kakashi sensei.” Naruto said.
“WHAT….” They screamed. Kakashi clinched ever more tightly on Sakura.
“I am afraid, Saku…” Kakashi mumbled.
“Don’t worry, they are friends.” Sakura said, hugging him. “They are not going to hurt you.”
“Okay…” Kakashi said.
“So what the hell happened?” Kiba asked. That’s Kakashi alright.
“We encountered two women with weird powers and a girl that is around our age. They had weird powers…like magic.” Sakura explained. “But they all escaped and Kakashi turned into a four year old.”
“Wow that is something.” Tenten said, staring at Kakashi. He is still adorable than Guy sensei… “Where is Lady Tsunade?” Naruto and Sakura had sorrowful faces.
“She is gone.” Naruto said. “We were too late.”
“Well, you two have to report to the Council.” Neji said. “They are going to freak out about this but they need to know the situation.”
“I will explain everything.” Sakura said, giving Kakashi to Naruto. “Naruto, watch over Kakashi while I am gone.”
“WHAT!!!!” Naruto screamed, holding Kakashi. No…No…. No… I am not good at babysitting… “Why me?”
“Because you suck explaining things…” Sakura snapped, hitting him on the head.
“Sakur….I mean Saku, be gentle next time.” Naruto said, rubbing his head. I wonder how far I will fly now since she is a He… He thought of the painful punch and the distance he will fly until he harshly hits the ground. Just thinking about makes my body shivers…
“Don’t worry… We will help Saku.” Rock Lee said. “It is not that hard to watch a kid.”
“Thanks Lee…” Sakura said, smiling. She patted Kakashi on the head. “Kakashi, I am going to leave you with Uncle Naruto.”
“Uncle???” Naruto said, looking dumbfounded. Kiba was laughing.
“You…Uncle…” Kiba said, laughing so hard. Naruto gritted his teeth and gave him a hit on the head. “WHAT WAS THAT FOR JACKASS?!”
“FOR BEING AN *******…” Naruto snapped back. Then Sakura punched both of them on the face.
“Not in front of the kid you idiots.” Sakura snapped. They were collapsed to the ground, rubbing their faces.
“I want to go with you Saku.” Kakashi said, gripping Sakura’s hand.
“I want you to stay here okay. I will come back.” Sakura said, smiling. “I will bring some ice cream when I return.”
“Really…” Kakashi said, smiling. “And you will read to me also.”
“Yes I will…” Sakura said, smiling. At least his reading addiction is still intact. I hope we will return everyone to normal. Naruto took of his coat and gave it to him. “Hmmm…”
“You can’t see the Council looking like that.” Naruto said.
“Thanks…” Sakura said, putting it on. “Well, I am off… Kakashi be good while I am gone okay.”
“Okay Saku…”
“I will go with Saku to explain about the bat creature.” Ino said, hugging his arm.
“No, I want to go with Saku…” Tenten said, holding his other arm.
“BACK OFF TENTEN… SAKU IS MINE.” Ino screamed, pulling Sakura closer to her.
“NO, YOU BACK OFF INO…” Tenten screamed.
“This is going to be a long day.” Sakura said.
Meanwhile…
The three girls walked into a throne room and kneeled in front of a dark figure. “Father, we attained the Hokage.” Aleria said. “Our mission is complete.”
“Good work…” Kabuto said, emerging from the shadows. “I am proud of all of you…” Alexia blew a green light and Tsunade appeared in chains. “Tsunade, it has been awhile.”
“Kabuto, I should have known.” Tsunade snapped, struggling to break free. “When I get out of these chains, you will pay.”
“Give it a rest milady.” Aleria said. “Those chains are sucking your chakra. The more it absorbs, the more powerful it becomes.”
“So give up already.” Alexia added.
Is this right? Ashley thought, staring at Tsunade. Master said it was alright… It is father’s wishes.
“You will all pay for this.” Tsunade snapped weakly. My chakra is fading… The seal on her forehead disappeared. Damn it… This can’t be good…
“Aleria…Alexia… Take her to the dungeon. We will deal with her later.” Kabuto said, watching them carry the Hokage away. He then turned to Ashley. “Ashley, is there something wrong?”
“Father, I feel uncertain about this…” Ashley said. “You said that in order to attain peace, we must use a positive approach. I don’t see what we are doing is positive. I don’t want to kill anyone…”
“Are you saying that you want to leave me?” Kabuto said, walking around her. “You want to leave your father.”
“No, I just…”
“I know it is a lot to ask from you Ashley. I know that I taught you that violence isn’t the answer but this world we live in does not abide to those standards. Violence is the only option and I know you feel uncomfortable about it.” Kabuto said, grabbing her shoulder and giving her a smile. “But I need you. A father’s love to his daughters is eternity. If we achieved our goal, you will never fight again.”
“Yes father…” Ashley said, bowing down. Why does this seem so wrong to me?
“Go tend to your sisters…” Kabuto said.
“Yes father…” Ashley said, walking out the room. When will I be free? He was alone in the throne room once more.
“Since when you were a Family Man…” A voice said. He turned and found Madara sitting on the throne. “Three girls…Must be a handful…”
“They are very useful…” Kabuto said, smiling. “Useful than your Zetsu…”
“Well, I can’t say they’re pushovers.” Madara said. “But I can’t say I am impressed.”
“Really, so what can they do to impress you?” Kabuto asked.
“I have something in mind.”
Naruto brought Kakashi into his home. The little boy sat on his bed while Naruto sat on a wooden chair on the opposite side. “So… “Naruto said. Man, this sucks… The last time I watched kids, they almost died of hunger.
“When is Saku getting back?” Kakashi asked.
“Soon… He is just going to report to the Council. He will be back.” Naruto said, smiling. “So do you want to do something?”
“Like what?”
“Well, you want to walk around the village.” Naruto asked. “We might find something to do.”
“Okay…” Kakashi cheered, racing towards the door.
“I think this babysitting thing is going to turn out alright.” Naruto said, following behind him. They walked through the streets and Kakashi spotted a fluffy pink thing.
“Uncle Naruto, what is that?” Kakashi asked, pointing at it.
“It is called Cotton Candy…” Naruto answered. Then a growling sound came from the little kid’s stomach. “Do you want one?”
“Okay….” He said, smiling. Naruto pulled out his frog wallet and bought one Cotton Candy for Kakashi. “Try it… It sinks into your mouth.” Kakashi took a bite and soon after he quickly took everything in. “Slow down…”
“THAT WAS GREAT…” Kakashi screamed, running around him.
“What the hell….” Naruto said. Shit, I gave him sugar… Not good. Then Kakashi was running away from him. “HEY, KAKASHI GET BACK HERE.” He was heading towards the Training Field. There he found Guy sensei with Lee. “Oh no…”
“DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!” Guy screamed, doing a diving kick towards Kakashi. Kakashi dodged it and his Sharigan was activated. “You are still good even as a four year old boy. What I expect from my rival…”
“DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!” Kakashi said, kicking Guy on the face. He collapsed to the ground. “I did it…” He started laughing. “Man, he flew…”
“Guy sensei, are you okay?” Rock Lee said, racing by his side. Kakashi sensei still got it.
“Mommy, I don’t want to go to school.” Guy said.
“Wow, Kakashi knocked him down to the second grade.” Rock Lee said.
“KAKASHI, GET BACK HERE NOW…” Naruto screamed.
“Sorry, got to run…” Kakashi said, dashing away. “Catch you later fuzzy brows…”
“Sorry Lee… Guy…” Naruto said, running pass them. “KAKASHI, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE…” Then he bumped into Konohamaru. “KONOHAMARU, STOP HIM FOR ME.”
“Boss… Transform…” Konohamaru said, transforming into a girl. “Darling, can you stop for me?”
“Hmmm…” Kakashi said, stopping.
“Finally, I have you cornered. Thanks Konohamaru.” Naruto said, taking deep breathes. Kakashi put his hands together.
“Transform…” Kakashi said, transforming into a hot women with long silver hair. “Do you want to play Uncle?”
“AHHH….”Naruto and Konohamaru screamed, squirting out blood and blushing. They collapsed to the ground.
“This is so much fun…” Kakashi said, transforming back. He raced away.
“Shit, his Sharigan is making a mess of things.” Naruto said, wiping his nosebleed. “Konohamaru, want to help me get him.”
“Sure thing boss…” Konohamaru said, wiping his nosebleed also. They raced to capture the crazy kid.
“Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu…” Naruto said, summoning dozen of clones. “Let’s find him…” They dashed through the village, searching for him. Then one of the clones found him walking up the roof of the academy. “Kakashi, get down from here.”
“Hmmm… Uncle…” Kakashi said, staring at below. “I don’t want to.”
“You better…”
“I want to play…” Kakashi said, doing a hand sign. “Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu…” Ten clones raced away. “CATCH ME IF YOU CAN…”
“Damn it…” Konohamaru said. They chased the clones, one by one. I took them an hour to get all the clones. “This is so hard.”
“I am never going to babysit again.” Naruto added. “Where is that kid?” He climbed the roof of his house, getting a better view. “Where are you Kakashi?”
“Mommy…” A voice said. He turned and found Kakashi sleeping on the rooftop.
“Kakashi…” Konohamaru said.
“He probably got exhausted using a lot of chakra.” Naruto said, lifting him up. “Thank God he is sleeping.” Naruto carried him into his house and placed him on the bed. “I never thought watching a four year old was tough. Then there was a knock on the door. It opened and it was Sakura. He was wearing a fishnet shirt and long black pants. His headband was on his right shoulder.
“So how was it?” Sakura asked.
“It was nothing.” Naruto lied.
“I didn’t know what flavor ice cream he liked so I bought some Cotton Candy.” Sakura said.
“THROW THAT AWAY NOW…”
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