Catching a Road Runner (Taijutsu Training)

[Negative Knight]

*Waits for Coyote to begin*

 

[Coyote]

DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!

STUDENT! STAND STRAIGHT!! BACK STERN!!
COME WITH ME!!!

*sprints to a nearby log*

LET'S KICK IT 1000 TIMES!!!

*Sensei begins to kick it* ​

 

[Negative Knight]

Alright Sensei!

*I run over to the the same log and begin kicking it, hoping to reach 1000*

 

[Coyote]

500 more to go!!
Keep kicking!​

 

[Negative Knight]

Only 500 ?! WTH

I say another 1000 for the sake of it!

 

[Coyote]

Alright.
Now that we worked up a sweat, explain what Taijutsu is.

 

[Negative Knight]

Taijutsu is the art of hand to hand combat, it usually doesn't require chakra and is highly versatile since much can be done with free form Tai. Brave men fight with swords, real men use Taijutsu. All other doctrines of combat don't directly engage the opponent but in Taijutsu the user uses their own physical prowess to their advantage.

 

[Coyote]

Name me some notable taijutsu users.

 

[Negative Knight]

Might Guy, Rock Lee, 3rd Raikage, 4th Raikage, Tsunade (to an extent), Itachi, Kakashi, Kakuzu

 

[Coyote]

Okay good.

Now.
1000 PUSH UPS!
GO!!

 

[Negative Knight]

*Looks at Sensei to work out if he's trolling or not*

Begins on 1000 Pushups, this is going to kill me xd

 

[Coyote]

Now!
500 SQUATS! GO!

 

[Negative Knight]

*Definitely trolling xd*

*Begins doing 500 squats with an exhausted body*

 

[Coyote]

You look tired..
Show me your best freeform!

*clone charges you and delivers a powerful punch to the face*

 

[Negative Knight]

*I stretch out my left arm (using my dark threads woven body) and catch the punch from your clone. After that i pivot myself over his arm, doing a flip over his entire body. While airborne i deliver a drop kick on the clone's left shoulder, causing him to fall onto one knee and disperse.*

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Bring on 2/3 clones, i have something in mind xd

 

[Coyote]

Do it again with no dark threads >.>

 

[Negative Knight]

The best shinobi use all the tools available to them >.>

*I run towards the clone sent to me by Coyote, jump into the air and deliver a powerful by spinning 360 degrees and launching a kick on your clone's right cheek, causing him crash onto the ground and disperse*

 

[Coyote]

Okay good enough.

Let's move on.
Go over to the log and preform multiple elbow strikes until it's destroyed.

 

[Negative Knight]

*I move over to the log that Coyote motioned to and begin hitting it with my elbow until it breaks*

 

[Coyote]

Do 500 more!!