Burial vs Cremation

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So my grandmother has reached 90. She lived a long life and was expected to go any moment. She passed away just a few hours ago.

Her family decided to get her cremated.

When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?
 

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i actually want to be cremated and then pressurized into a precious gem and then put into either a sword hilt or if the gem comes out big put into a shield with a lion design that has the lions mouth open and the gem is inside it and then two other lions on the side with their front paws up. and i want to be hung up above the fireplace:cool:
 

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i actually want to be cremated and then pressurized into a precious gem and then put into either a sword hilt or if the gem comes out big put into a shield with a lion design that has the lions mouth open and the gem is inside it and then two other lions on the side with their front paws up. and i want to be hung up above the fireplace:cool:
What a great imagination you have.
 

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Cremation is a hell of a lot cheaper, and it makes memorial services easier to arrange (unless everyone is hell-bent on seeing a plasticized body that is more haunting than anything).

Funny story - when my grandmother was diagnosed terminal with breast cancer and they were going over her burial wishes - she told my grandfather: "I want to be cremated."

"What? We can't do that."

"Well, it's three thousand dollars just to rent a casket, and it's not like any of us need it."

"... Okay... okay."

(This was the first time anyone in any of our involved families has requested cremation - but it's likely that my grandmother came to the conclusion after she saw how much one of her sisters' funerals cost).

"And then put my ashes in a two foot piece of three inch PVC..."

"What!? No, we can't put you in PVC, for Christ's sake!"

"Think about it! It's not going to rot, will last for hundreds of years..."

So, her ashes were buried in PVC pipe. Every family member, since, has opted for cremation - my uncle's ashes were scattered at his deer stand, my mother's and father's buried in ceramic containers (though PVC was entertained).

It was just hilarious how like my grandma her burial wishes were... the practical girl who grew up during the depression. I was truly blessed and am honored to have been raised under the influence of such a person.
 

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I would want to get cremated and have whoever sprinkle my ashes near mountains. I always though it was silly to trap a body in a box. The atoms of your body split up and go find other atoms to join when you die, why keep them in an expensive box when they could go help other forms of life.

Also that's a kick in the teeth to leave your family with this huge funeral bill just to have you buried. Your dead, wtf.
 
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