Breaking news: Hello Kitty is not a cat.

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Your childhood has been torn asunder by the Gods that once gifted you. In preparing a Hello Kitty retrospective for the Japanese American National Museum, University of Hawaii Anthropologist Christine R. Yano was given one major correction by Hello Kitty owners Sanrio (via LA Times):

"Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty."
Indeed, after rigorously applying a variation of the "Duck test," it all became clear: she only kind of looks like a cat, she doesn't walk like a cat, and she doesn't talk like a cat (although I can't recall her ever making a noise). She's also, according to Yano, British. Huh.

Fear not, though! We did the research, and Keroppi is still a frog.


I can't even fathom life right now.
 

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And here I thought she was a dog or something. :| thanks I guess.
 

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If it walks like a human looks like a cat its and has a pet cat its clearly a crazy cat women
 

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Would've never guessed.
 

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Right in the childhood?

Right in the childhood.
 

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Well that's a surprise :|
 

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Oh no....... my whole life is a lie.... what do i do now...? Okami....... tell me....
 

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Oh no....... my whole life is a lie.... what do i do now...? Okami....... tell me....

Here just....come here and I'll....I'll hold you for right now....OK?
 

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So this means that I wasn't doing bestiality and instead just normal ***? Well that's a bummer.
 

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So this means that I wasn't doing bestiality and instead just normal ***? Well that's a bummer.

Ya know that killed my stiffy too until I realized she was still a child. Back in the game.
 

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Holy shit the Japanese are at it again.. manipulating my entire life like this.. why did you have to reveal the truth Okami, ignorance was bliss ;_______; Pls kill me nao
 

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You have a point good sir, thanks for cheering me up. I shall continue the shagging.

Shag away my friend, shag away.

Holy shit the Japanese are at it again.. manipulating my entire life like this.. why did you have to reveal the truth Okami, ignorance was bliss ;_______; Pls kill me nao

It had to be known!
 

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Wait, so....she's a person....? What is life.....?
 
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