Bishamon vs. Blondie

[BlondieGirl]

i edited my post for it to make sense

I know, Im outside the barrier when I use it, and then I come in by using the seal Kanji.

 

[BishamonSama]

*smiles*

Before you come inside of the barrier, Monkey King enma comes out of seemingly nowhere and transforms !

Into his adamantine prison form, preventing you from moving ! It's an unbreakable prison made of superstrong bars

 

[BlondieGirl]

Ok just for you trying to be all sly like that, you caught the wrong bird and clone, so too bad. I continue with the real me kissing you zappin chakra [[if you use it]] and killing.

 

[BishamonSama]

*starts focussing chakra, drawing earth chakra from the ground*
*starts kissing blondie back intensly*
*vomits up mud into blondie's mouth*

 

[BlondieGirl]

. . .Ok you dont know how nastylicious that would be if you actually could do it.
Once you fell under the curse you were focused only on me and my wants. So if you know what I want it isnt throwing up on me. Even if that did work, youd still be immobilized by love...But now ive completed the kiss, so you have no chakra, and btw the land is paper not earth >.< So now that ive almost got you i disperse into 1000 multicolored paper sheets that circle around you. Now Bishamon, your immobilized by love and these papers abilities, Ill give you the choice, to forfeit or get blown up. your choice, but you cant use any jutsu remember, and you cant move, so you cant try anything. So what will it be? ^.^

 

[BishamonSama]

1. I don't love you >.<

2. When you kissed me, you'd be overwhelmed by my nastylicious chakra, especially because it tastes as sucky as mud >.<

3. I don't need to move to defeat you

 

[Mello-Kun]

1. I don't love you >.<

2. When you kissed me, you'd be overwhelmed by my nastylicious chakra, especially because it tastes as sucky as mud >.<

3. I don't need to move to defeat you

Umm.. sure..

 

[BishamonSama]

Umm.. sure..

And, not to mention that your sheer jutsus are ridiculous lol.

Paper that absorbs all elements!? I don't think so.

A giant barrier that no one can get into or out of!? I don't think so.

Paper birds doing invincible genjutsu that makes me helpless!? I don't think so.

 

[BlondieGirl]

Nastylicious chakra! Boyfriend I dont think so. You see fuuka goin for a 2nd kiss w/ naruto in episode 66 even after what happened to her the first time. Im prepared, and its all gone. Plus. You do love me, and if you dont? *blue bird flies in bishamons line of sight*
Now your asleep for eternity >.< So...give up or die?

 

[BishamonSama]

Oh wow, now I'm asleep for eternity?

 

[BlondieGirl]

Bishamon 5 point barrier is real actually. The birds, theres a way to get out, no one has done it yet, but i figured you would have known. Paper absorbing, it only absorbs water. My one weakness. Thats it, it can still be set on fire etc. And plus if you look at all of Konans downsides you see the customs are only something that makes me a level character with the rest of you >.<

Not eternity, it just sounded cool, wouldnt you agree?

 

[BishamonSama]

O_O
You said that paper absorbed all the elements, though.

If it only absorbs water, this would be a whole different battle rofl.

 

[Kalpen Suresh Modi]

*neil rides by on an unicorn*
neil: i am sorry i fell on u.....u r too ugly for me

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>_<
neil get away from her!!!
u got me into enough trouble

 

[BlondieGirl]

Well Bishamon basically all you use is earth. I mean and the paper covers the ground so it wouldnt work either way. Plus im sorry i didnt say only water, I forgot >.< Or I thought it would be clear since thats my primary focus

 

[BishamonSama]

I know wind, water, fire, and earth O_O

 

[BlondieGirl]

Dont you only get like 3 per battle?

 

[BishamonSama]

No O_O

Well, not as far as I know. .

 

[BlondieGirl]

Oh. I thought it was three per round! Dang... gotta go find someone and ask them lol.
I thought only peins got the other ones.

 

[Mello-Kun]

And, not to mention that your sheer jutsus are ridiculous lol.

Paper that absorbs all elements!? I don't think so.

A giant barrier that no one can get into or out of!? I don't think so.

Paper birds doing invincible genjutsu that makes me helpless!? I don't think so.

Damn it..
Thats why... Pein87 is gonna add them all soon..
You have some stuff too..
But im not gonna start
Youre not perfect..
Nobody is..

 

[BishamonSama]

Thats why... Pein87 is gonna add them all soon..

Rofl, I don't care about Pein87

Who gave him any power over the battle arena rules anyway xD