Bishamon Trains Ttime

[BishamonSama]

All right, ttime. Let's get down to business.

Sign your name in blood heerrre

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[*Black*]

(bites thumb)
shikamaru nara

 

[BishamonSama]

You forgot the 7.... lol, anywaaay.

Call forth your chakra, bight your thumb, and do these hand seals:
Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep
Then hit your palm on the ground like so.

 

[*Black*]

bites thumb
Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep
then hits ground

 

[BishamonSama]

*a baby monkey pops out*
Yaaaayy!!!! MONKEY!!!!

Keep trying, you got a golden marmoset!

 

[*Black*]

ugh what'd i do wrong ?

 

[BishamonSama]

You just need more practice with it is all

Keep trying!!
*golden marmoset hisses!*

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[*Black*]

BITES THUMB
Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep
SLAMS his hand down on the ground

 

[BishamonSama]

Sweeet!!!
A LEMUR!

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Do it again!! After this I'm gonna make a fiiiine monkey stew
I meaan..... you're getting there

 

[*Black*]

grrrrrrrr
ok....3rd times a charm
"focusing chakra"
Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep
slams hand down on ground

 

[BishamonSama]

That's weird.... a rooster came out that time.

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Ok, I can see this is getting nowhere fast
Looks like I'm gonna have to try something a bit more rash...

*pushes shikamaru off a cliff*
REMEMBER!! MONKEYS HIT THE GROUND WHEN THEY FALL!!!!
That's a hint!

 

[*Black*]

ugh..........i dont kno wat to do i dont kno wat to do . . .
Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep
summoning jutsu

 

[BishamonSama]

POOOOFF!!!!
You're saved by a giant monkey king.... ENMA!!

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They swing by their tails
With the greatest of ease
Those hairy lower life forms
We call monkeys
They have so much fun
When they play in the trees
Oh how I love to be one of these
Sooooooo
I'm gonna be a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?
When one monkey's itchy
Another is nice
He'll pick from his back
All the vermine and lice
And if he gets hungry
He'll shake on some spice
And eat the bug without thinking twice
Mmmmmm delicious
Sooooooo
I'm gonna be a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?
YAAAAAYYY!!!!!!

 

[*Black*]

WHOO HOOO thats what im talkion bout
whats up mighty ENMA!

 

[BishamonSama]

And who wants chicken?!?!?!?!?!

You should stilll learn how to use a staff, however

 

[Madara Uchiha]

POOOOFF!!!!
You're saved by a giant monkey king.... ENMA!!

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They swing by their tails
With the greatest of ease
Those hairy lower life forms
We call monkeys
They have so much fun
When they play in the trees
Oh how I love to be one of these
Sooooooo
I'm gonna be a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?
When one monkey's itchy
Another is nice
He'll pick from his back
All the vermine and lice
And if he gets hungry
He'll shake on some spice
And eat the bug without thinking twice
Mmmmmm delicious
Sooooooo
I'm gonna be a monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?
YAAAAAYYY!!!!!!

WOOT! I WANNA BE A MoNKEY!!!!

Spoiler

Not really.

 

[*Black*]

well okay lets learn im ready . . . .and actually how big is this monkey and tell me all the faccts and stuff i can do wit him and etc

 

[BishamonSama]

He's a pretty big guy
Bigger than a normal person, maybe 10 feet tall.

And unfortunately, I gots to go, I need to sleep

 

[*Black*]

dang so i cant use him in battle now . . gotta wait till ive perfected it

 

[BishamonSama]

You can use him, you should just practice first... might I suggest Tobi as a target?