Baron Chronicles
Small note: Next chapter is a special, not chapter four.
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New Characters:
Pervy Sage
Faust
Zexis
Ruler Michael
Lawliet
Emperor
Caliburn
Jamal
Daemon
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Narrator - After the Baron being defeated by Pauly the Penis, he was brought to the local hospital.
Hospital
8:23 PM
Baron - *Slowly opens eyes* Boobies..?
Schro - Shut up boi *Slaps*
Baron - OW! What the **** was that for O_O
Schro - Only I get boobies. *Hands him a fake boob* You do know what happened before right?
Baron - I only remember that a giant penis stabbed me :|
Schro - You have problems mah boi U_U
Baron - So... What happened..?
Schro - I have no idea U_U
Baron - Well what were you doing in the meantime? :|
Schro - WATCHING HENTAI!
Baron - *Awkward face*
Schro -
Baron - Stop smiling D:
Schro - *Slaps* Why
Baron - -.-
Schro - =D
Baron - so.. Can we train after Im out of here?
Schro - No, we go watch hentai
Baron - ._. ...
Schro - Hentai + Training U_U
Baron - Yay ;D
Schro - Now rest up boi U_U *Slaps*
Baron - Stop it Dx
Schro - So you like it ;D *Slaps*
Baron - Stoppppppppppppppppppppp Dx
Schro - *Walks out of the room*
~In the meantime~
Pervkatsuki Hideout
8:23 PM
Pervy Sage - No, we cant go rape mice Faust. :|
Faust - But why :|
Pervy Sage - Cause our penises are bigger than their body? :| Isnt that kind of obvious?
Faust - (Has never seen a mouse before) Um yes U_U
Pervy Sage - Any who, our goal is to kill Baron's penis.
Zexis - But hes already taken down by another penis
Pervy Sage - But the penis didnt eat his penis :|
Zexis - Oh.. U_U
Faust - *Slaps Pervy Sage*
Pervy Sage - How dare you slap my nuts *Slaps Faust's penis*
Faust - *BiggestMoanEver*
Pervy Sage - So any ideas before we head out to kill him?
Jamal - No
Daemon - We can broadcast hentai
Pervy Sage - I've had enough hentai for today. And no we cant.
Faust - Can we just go in the hospital and kill him?
Zexis - Can we just kill Schro first?!
Pervy Sage - Faust, what Zexis said actually makes some sense.
Zexis - =D
Jamal - so when are we going?
Pervy Sage - After we wake every member up. Daemon, go wake the pee-poles up U_U
Daemon - Yes sir o_o
Narrator - The other members of Pervkatsuki head to the main room after being woken up.
Emperor - What do you want Perv :|
Pervy Sage - We're going to assassin Schro, then following up by killing some villagers.
Emperor - Sounds good to me
Ruler Michael - Hmm... Sounds good aswell ;D
Pervy Sage - How about you Caliburn?
Caliburn - Oh, well I wanted to poison some people but its alright.
Pervy Sage - Sounds good to everyone?
Jamal,Faust,Daemon - Yup! =D
Lawliet - ....
Pervy Sage - Lawly? o_o
Lawliet - Schro would probably rape me..
Pervy Sage - Who cares, rape is good. I think. I've never been raped before so I don't know =3=
Lawliet - Ok..
Pervy Sage - So everyone agrees. Even the silent people.
Zexis - Yes
Pervy Sage - Ok good. So the teams are :
Team 1 - Faust , Zexis , Ruler Michael
Team 2 - Emperor , Daemon , Jamal
Team 3 - Pervy Sage , Lawliet , Caliburn
Zexis - Oh, Im with Faust..
Faust - IM WITH A PENIS!
Pervy Sage - Shush.
Lawliet - So when do we leave?
Pervy Sage - Right now U_U
Caliburn - *Grips on sword* Im ready
Barrage Mountain
9:12 PM
Pervy Sage - Team 1, go destroy the mountain. Team 2, surround him. After everyone's done we'll all try to kill him ok?
Zexis - Yes sir :3
-Team 1's View-
Faust - How the **** do we destroy a mountain. If we do it'll kill us
Zexis - I think he meant to climb up and destroy the top :|
Faust - What ever ._.
Ruler Michael - *Does some hand seals, then preforming*
(Raiton: Gian Yari) - Lightning Style: False Darkness Spear
*Stabbing the mountain and breaking off large pieces*
Faust - *Does some handseals*
(Raiton: Ikazuchi Hakai) – Lightning Release: Lightning Destruction
*Ripping half of the mountain in half* =D!
Zexis - *Preforms*
(Raiton: Rairyu no Tatsumaki) - Lightning Release: Thunder Dragon Tornado
*Striking the mountain with it, making it collapse*
Ruler Michael - *Laughs* Its tilted sideways now! *Laughs harder*
Faust - Be quiet before Schro spots us =3=
-Team 2's view-
Daemon - How do we surround him without him spotting us?
Emperor - We'll just not let him leave.
Narrator - Team 1 gets us the crooked mountain quickly
Jamal - Oh hey guys, do you know that you made the mountain slanted?
Zexis - Yes we do.
Faust - Well we have to get Pervy now.
Narrator - Team 3 appears also
Faust - Nevermind :|
Pervy Sage - Well, lets just use teamwork now.
Daemon - Yes sir o_o
Schro - I know you're there guys. *Does*
(Raiton: Chidori Eiso) - Lightning Release Chidori Sharp Spear
*As the blade extends to 10 meters trying to stab Ruler Michael*
Ruler Michael - *Does*
Fuuton: Juuha Reppou Shou (Wind Style: Beast Wave Violent Wind Strike)
*Hitting Schro in the stomach*
Schro - *Jumps backwards doing a backflip into the water, then standing on it*
Pervy Sage - He's got some skills, come down with me guys.
Narrator - Pervkatsuki members jump onto the water standing on it.
Daemon - I'll do this one *Preforms*
(Suiton: Suirou No Jutsu) - Water Style: Water Prison
Pervy Sage - Clone!
Schro - Heh, you killed my clone, not me. *Preforms*
(Mizu Kamikiri) - Rising Water Slicer
*Heading it towards Pervy Sage*
Pervy Sage - *Clone disappears* Oh wow xd
Cmon guys, lets get back up.
Narrator - The members quickly reappear at the top of the mountain
Schro - *Jumps up, then using*
(Katon: Gouryuuka No Jutsu) - Fire Style: Great Dragon Fire
*Striking the side of the mountain, making it tumble down*
Narrator - Strangely, Schro lost sight of the Pervkatsuki.
Schro - F*ck... Where did they go.. *Looks around*
Pervy Sage - I'm back here you noob
*Does*
(Suiton: Teppoudama) - Water Style: Water Bullet
*Blasting Schro into the mountain* Lets head back guys, before we stumble into any trouble.
Faust - Ok.
Pervkatsuki Hideout
2:57 AM
Emperor - Geez, you guys didn't let me do anything.
Zexis - I didnt do anything at all!
Pervy Sage - Look, I was waiting for you guys to, but you guys just stood there :|
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Author's Note: Hmm... I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I know some parts didnt really make alot of sense or anything like that, so I apologize.
And also, if you're reading this the next chapter is a special. Which dosn't count as chapter four.
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Next Chapter : Hell's Blood
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