Baron Chronicles
Forest
9:34 PM
*A very warm feel approaches Schro's face*
Schro - *Mumbles* Huh what..
Baron - Wake up o.o Im getting scared now.
Schro - :|
Baron - What?!
Schro - How did you get that fire :|
Baron - I just used a lighter? o.o
Schro - :|
Baron - Anyways, can we go now Dx
Schro - Fine U_U *Swings both bags ontop of his shoulders*
Baron - :3
*The two head over to a nearby hotel*
Purple Peanut Hotel > Room 123
9:52 PM
Schro - Finally, something that has an AC
Baron - It wasn't that hot out there was it? o.o
Schro - Shush my boi U_U *Sits down*
Baron - Well I'm gonna head to bed for tomorrow's training :3
Schro - I lied :|
Baron - About what?!
Schro - You know enough U_U
Baron - Aw come on sensei Dx
Schro - How about visiting some sexy ladies.
Baron -
Schro - Or... Go to the public training grounds U_U
Baron - So you'll train me! :3
Schro - No boy... No.. Just no
Baron - Than what?! Dx
Schro - DO YOU HAVE EARS?! I SAID IM NOT GOING TO TRAIN YOU TOMORROW! YOU'LL BE IN A WARM UP FIGHT!
Baron - Ok o.o But can you tell me who my team mate is going to be?!
Schro - Find out tomorrow. Maybe U_U *Closes eyes and starts meditating*
Baron - Bish >.> *Falls asleep*
-Hours pass with Baron sleeps and Schro meditating-
Schro - *Eyes open quickly* SQUIRREL O_O
Baron - *Insert scared face here* WHERE
Schro - Oh sorry I was just talking to myself
Baron - e..e
Schro - Goodmorning by the way ^^
Baron - yeah.. Good morning to you too sensei..
Schro - ^^
Baron - So can we do some fighting?
Schro - But I wanted to look at the sexy girls first :|
Baron - Look at them later?
Schro - *Rolls eyes* Fine
Baron - *Gets up and swings a bag onto his back* We're comming back later right?
Schro - No U_U *Gets the bag on and steals some stuff* Now we leave
Baron - You sure theres no cameras in here?
Schro - *Already left*
Baron - Damn it Dx
Flee Flee's Training Grounds
10:42
Schro - You're on your own now U_U I'll be watching you from up here. High up in the sky...
Baron - That means youre dead o.o
Schro - Hush up boi and get down there
Baron - *Picks up sword* Fine Dx
*The two opponents head to the battle floor*
-Justin Bieber appears-
Baron - Are you sure this is the right guy?
Justin Bieber - You love my pegina dont you?
Baron - Wait what?
Justin Bieber - BAAAAAABBBBYYYYYYY BABBBBBYYYY BABBBBYYY OHHHHHHHH
Baron - Shut the fawk up Dx
Justin Bieber -
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*Justin Bieber turns into a big tough guy*
Baron - Um And you are?
Guy - The name's Pauly ^^
Baron - Pauly the penis?
Paul - No -.- *Punches Baron upside the head*
Baron - *Stabs through the hand* Then who are you o.o
Paul - *Wound strangely heals* Im your mom ^^
Baron - I dont have a mom. My dad gave birth to me :3 *Stabs Paul again*
Paul - *Heals wound* From the penis?
Baron - Maybe U_U
Paul - *Two rainbow orbs form in his palms*
Baron - Oshi O_O *Makes some dark purple orbs*
Paul - GIGANTICVAGINASOBIGTHATITCOVERSEARTH!!!!!
Baron - Uhhh purple ball thingy Dx
*The two "orbs" collide together, making a explosion*
Baron - *Blinks* Uhh where did he go o.o
Paul - *From above hold a knife* EVEN BIGGER VAGINA *Stabs Baron's shoulder*
Baron - The ****?! Dx *falls to the ground bleeding*
Schro - *Shakes head* I'm not going to see the sexy girls now! Dx
*After the very short unintersting battle ended, paramedics rush into the scene carrying Baron all bloody to the hospital*
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Author's Note: Sorry if this chapter was un-interesting, short or boring. I have alot of new ideas for the next chapter though. So thank you ^^
-Zexis
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Next Chapter - Oshi
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