Baron Chronicles.
Character Descriptions:
Baron Sasaki
Age: 19
Personality: Much of a joker, shy at times, Takes things the wrong way
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Danny 'Schro' Freeman
Age: 34
Personality: Serious, Perverted/sick minded, Dumbass
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Quick Note: This is not Naruto. Only some bits are from Naruto ^^
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Stone Barrage Mountain.
12:32 AM
2 shadows walking up the stairs of the mountain
Baron - *Yawns* Are you sure we're supposed to be up this late sensei?
Schro - What, is there a problem with staying up?
Baron - Um.. No U_U
Schro - Back in my day we used to rave all night..
Baron and his sensei(Schro) Reach the top of the mountain.
Baron - *throws down bags and falls onto the ground* Can I go to sleep now x.x
Schro - *kicks Baron* Heck no. Or do you want your penis spanking again?
Baron - >>; Eh.. Gay perv.. *Takes out a list of items*
Schro - Hehe *Blushes* anyways, go set that craft stone on fire.
Baron - Fire..?
Schro - Set it on fire. Like you know, spit fire out?
Baron - Ohh.. I thought you meant something else..
*Baron gathers up some chakra, then releasing it onto the stone, creating a big explosion of fire*
Schro - Mmm.. Good boy :3 Set it up with wood and lots of paper. Then hover the sword mold ontop of the fire.
Baron - Whats that gotta do with the process? o.o
Schro - I dont know.. Thats what I was taught. Now go do or I get out the vibrator and shove it up your ass.
Baron - uhhhh. Yes sir o_o *Throws wood twigs and paper into the fire*
Schro - Now what did I tell you... DONT PUT ****ING TWIGS IN THAT FIRE
Baron - Twigs are wood right? o.o
Schro - Yes.. But this time, put SUFFICIENT sized wood in it. Got that kid?
Baron - Pedo e.o
*Strangely there was a pile of logs stacked up on the ground already. He carries the logs to the fire, then throwing them in*
Baron - Is that better Mr.Perfect?
Schro - Yes it is
Now.. Do what I told you to.Baron - And that is..?
Schro - -.-!
Baron - Dudeeeeeeee... Dont give me that face
Schro - -.- .. Just pretend you're roasting marshmallows with the sword..
Baron - But we dont have any marshmallows o.o
Schro - What. The. ****..
*Schro grabs the mold and holds it above the fire*
Schro - Hold it. And turn it. At the same time!
Baron - Ohhhhhhh
*Baron takes control of the mold and turns it above the fire*
Schro - Do that for the next 5 hours while I take a nap U_U
Baron - Huh what?! And I dont get to take a nap?!
Schro - No U_U
Baron - Bitch >.>;
*Schro slowly falls aslepp*
Baron - And oohhhh I have to do everything *Sits down and crosses legs*
Baron - *Blabs shit to himself*
Stone Barrage Mountain
4:23 AM
Schro - *wakes up with a big yawn* You still alive Baron?
Baron - Yeah, where else would I be? ._.
Schro - *Gets up* Let me so how you've done.
Baron - uh ok *Gives the mold*
Schro - *Examines* Hmmmm..
Baron - So?!
Schro - Hmmmm. It looks like a raisin to me -.-
Baron - It dosnt even have a single wrinkle ._.
Schro - *Puts glasses on* Mmm.. Nevermind then ^^
*Schro puts the mold down*
Schro - Now go sand it down so it's smooth. And especially the handle.
Baron - Yes sensei U_U
*Baron picks up the sand paper and starts sanding down the sword*
Schro - You better hurry this up boy, I'm not going to be staying up here forever *Looks down the mountain* x.x
Baron - You're afraid of heights?!
Schro - Maybe. Yes U_U I dont even want to look down from the 2nd floor of a building.
Baron - Can I tell everyone? :3
Schro - No. Now hurry up with that sand paper.
Baron - *Puts down the sand paper* Ok sensei! Whats next?!
Schro - *Hands Baron some black cloth* Put this on U_U
Baron - Um.. Cloth? Its not even grippy at all
Schro - Yes it is. Now do it mah boi.
*It takes less than 1 minute for Baron to fully assemble the cloth onto the handle*
Baron - I feel the powah >:3
Schro - Mah boi.. You still gotta learn the skills.. U_U
Baron - Um. Yeah.. I knew that ._.
Schro - Now onwards. *Puts everything in the bags and swings it behind his back* We must go now U_U
Baron - *Puts bag on* I dont wanna go down these stairs again Dx
Schro - Or stay here to starve U_U
Baron - Fine T_T </3
*They start walking down the stairs of the mountain*
Noob's Ramen
6:45 PM
Owner - Here is your ramen, Enjoy ^^
Schro - Mmm Thank you..
Baron - *Stabs chopsticks into the ramen*
Schro - Now boy, don't be so harsh!
Baron - *Takes a bite* o.o
Schro - Fine, be like that.
Baron - *Om nom nom nom nom* Can I ask you something?
Schro - What is it .-.
Baron - I thought you were going to teach me the skillz of that sword?
Schro - You're the one that said you were hungry ._.
Baron - Oh.. I mustave forgotten . And why dont you eat your ramen? D:
Schro - I already did. Cant you see that my bowl is empty?
Baron - Oh..
Schro - >.>;
*They leave. And yes, they paid*
Baron - So where we going now sensei? :3
Schro - The forest.
Baron - Uh.. You mean the forest where Little Red Riding Hood went in?
Schro - Hush up with your fairy tales
Baron - Yes sir U_U
Schro - We're staying there was a while though.
Baron - While?
Schro - Some hours U_U
Forest
6:47 PM
Schro - Yup. We're here. *throws bags down*
Baron - *Throws bags down aswell*
Schro - Get out your sexy sword
Baron - Uh.. *gets out sword*
Schro - *Takes out another sword* Now swing it through the air.
Baron - Should i be scare to do that?
Schro - No U_U Do it like this *Swings the sword in a curve like motion*
Baron - Should I be afraid to do that? D:
Schro - What could happen? :|
Baron - Uhhh. What if it flys out of my hand and it stabs your balls or something
Schro - :|...
Baron - Well?!
Schro - Just do what I did my boi U_U
Baron - Ok then v.v *Swings the sword in a curve like motion*
Schro - Mhm. Just swing it in any possible direction later ok?
Baron - Ok :3
Schro - Now I want you to slice that tree down.
Baron - And what are we going to do with the wood?
Schro - Make tissues? I need more tissues to wipe my ass anyways U_U
Baron - *Swings the sword through the tree* HOAH! This is sickkkkkk man!
Schro - Don't say HOAH. Cause only HOAHS say HOAH. And good. Next step is blocking small objects. Now the tip is to keep an eye on the object(s) and try to make it bounce off the base.
Baron - Can i throw something at you first? :3
Schro - Sure
Baron - *throws some hard candies at Schro*
Schro - *Blocks the candies* You could've threw something else U_U Now I'm tempted to eat them U_U
Baron - Sorry o.o
*Schro puts his sword back into it's casing*
Schro - Now its my turn *Grabs some rubber balls*
Baron - Im ready when you are o.o
Schro - Ok then U_U *throws the balls*
Baron - *Amazingly blocks all of them*
Schro - Hmm.. Good. Now I'll take another nap so you can train. After, we'll leave to a hotel. No homo.
Baron - Ok sensei! Just promise not to rape me in there!
Schro - I wont U_U My gf will be pissed if I did
Baron - Uhh can you teach me some special tricks later? 3:<
Schro - *Yawns* Sure...
*Schro falls asleep*
Baron - Yay! :3 *Continues practicing swings and chopping up some wood*
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Next Chapter - Hello Mr.Noob!
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Message From The Author: I really do hope you enjoy this Chapter/Fanfic!
Sorry if my grammar isn't perfect, I really do hate grammar. So please ignore the mistakes in the story. Also, if you want to be in this FanFic, just VM me. I'll think about if I'll put you in. And one last thing. The next chapter : Hello Mr.Noob will be released later today, or tomorrow. No rush, It's just I forget Ideas really fast. And I dont want to save any drafts or anything due to some other drafts for school. So yeah! I hope you liked this chapter! ^^
-Zexis
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