Awkward/Annoying Moments

[orel]

Okay so I was bored and I decided to help my self out by thinking of some funny awkward and annoying moments.

1. That awkward moment when the internet is down and you not know what to do whith your life anymore

2. That awkward moment when you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.

3. That annoying moment when you can't find the remote.

4. That annoying moment when you are trying to wash and your sleeves won't stay up.

5. That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

Feel free to add your own awkward/annoying moments

 

[Zetsuen]

That awkward moment when you realise it wasn't so awkward after all.

 

[natssuu]

That akward moment when you spelled ''awkward'' wrong.

 

[Wang]

That awkward moment when your having *** and your girlfriend comes home 0.o

 

[Wang]

That awkward moment when you shoot a burglar and you realize that it's not your house 0.o

 

[orel]

That awkward moment when your having *** and your girlfriend comes home 0.o

Lol

 

[Wang]

That awkward moment when you're not having *** and your girlfriend doesn't come home because you don't have one.

I find your accusation very offensive, I totally have a home...but the rest might be true.

 

[Wang]

Yes I meant home, that's what I meant, it wasn't a mistake. Totally intentional.

I hope you get banned.

 

[Xaviour]

That awkward moment when you invite company over and they criticize everything about your party

 

[natssuu]

That awkward moment when you're taking a piss and you miss the toilet.

 

[Wang]

That awkward moment when you & your wife give birth to your 1st child & the baby is different race than both of you 0.o

 

[Mosgoved]

that awkward moment when your girlfriend loudly queefs for the first time during *** and you try not to laugh so you continue to pound away.

 

[Xanthacl]

That awkward moment when the thread itself is really awkward

That annoying moment when your mom is trying to do that entire authoritative role and your like oook then

 

[orel]

That annoying moment when the person in front is walkin very slow

 

[Ldude]

That awkward moment when someone yells at you to put that axe down.

 

[drknght]

That awkward moment when a communist becomes the president of our liberal country.

 

[p0002q]

YAY! I can complain about the bathrooms at work.

Annoying:

All stalls full, and I gotta sit and poo.
Even more annoying... All stalls full, gotta doodoo, and there are no bathroom noises.... just a bunch of people sitting there on phones or sleeping....... I JUST WANT TO POOP....
Piss on the sitter seat @ work..........

Awkward:

There are mutliple urinals to stand @, but the dude picks the one right next to you
When you see the lame guy who left the piss on the sitter seat @ work.....................................
Having to ask the person next to you to pass some toilet paper because you didn't check to make sure you had enough before sitting. (my biggest fear, hasn't happened lol)




Worst type of poop:
Get a 1 hour ab work out in 2 minutes... check toilet bowl only to find 1 tiny turd mocking you for all the effort and no results.

Best type of poop:
Sit down, let out a tiny fart... check toilet bowl and somehow you magically unloaded everything in your digestive system and you feel great and ready to eat that delicious meal you ordered for lunch