August Back to School Rap Battle Royale!!!!!!!

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damn u guys started already


@deadpool

this nigga high as **** thinking he's a damn rapper
boy stick to crime,nevermind your rap's a crime
got schooled by the bat and you think u rhyme?
let's make a deal, you show me your girl nd i'll give u a dime
cuz even if you a criminal you get no shit, and a dime's enough to buy a better cloth
but nevermind how your face,i heard you got beat by my damn old **** haha
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Hey jesus it's me jason the one that got away
I'll slice you off your throne and begin to fillet
Then i'll turn your kingdom into darkness and plunge it into Earth's bay
Heaven is getting pretty full thanks to me
take a trip down here and i'll behead ya with one swing
But since you're a coward you can send an angel
and i'll send you back an angel wing

I never grow tired of killing your followers
except when they scream out for their heavenly fathers
Yes i said fathers, what's the difference between jesus and god?
None they're both pretty bad authors

To take you on i don't need back up
step up to me and i'll leave you hacked up
I'll spit on your holy book and burn it with no delay
Come at me one on one and i bet you'll run away
But that's expected, you let down all your followers
I don't give them proper burials, not even a couple flowers
Now i sit in my camp waiting for a reply
I doubt that you will, my victory is clear as the summer sky
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You called out the lord, and you shall soon regret
cause gay emo killers aren't even a threat
you think your good cause you defeated freddy
but imma slice your head off
with your own machete
I'll beat your a**, then rise to the heavens again
then summon some black people and cheer "Amen!"
After this battle i'll send you to hell, literally
where you'll spend eternity figuring out how to beat me, lyrically
Satan has a thing for little *** slaves with masks
cause unlike freddy
you won't even have to ask
ask for what? The big D of course
your the type that prefers a little bit of force
but that's enough of the gay *** talk, your probably offended
wondering why your love for D was even invented
Now let me kill you real quick with a little help from Dad

* Dials phone* hey dad...

"son.... Who the f*ck is this f*g!?!?!"

The words of wisdom from the big G O D
trying to comprehend the piece of sh*t he see
Ok i'm out, i've given you a big enough of a burn
Read the prophecy, Jesus shall return.

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You called out the lord, and you shall soon regret
cause gay emo killers aren't even a threat
you think your good cause you defeated freddy
but imma slice your head off
with your own machete
I'll beat your a**, then rise to the heavens again
then summon some black people and cheer "Amen!"
After this battle i'll send you to hell, literally
where you'll spend eternity figuring out how to beat me, lyrically
Satan has a thing for little *** slaves with masks
cause unlike freddy
you won't even have to ask
ask for what? The big D of course
your the type that prefers a little bit of force
but that's enough of the gay *** talk, your probably offended
wondering why your love for D was even invented
Now let me kill you real quick with a little help from Dad

* Dials phone* hey dad...

"son.... Who the f*ck is this f*g!?!?!"

The words of wisdom from the big G O D
trying to comprehend the piece of sh*t he see
Ok i'm out, i've given you a big enough of a burn
Read the prophecy, Jesus shall return.

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Your prophecy is overrated and false
You replied so i'm here to free you from your pulse
Santa checks his list to see who's naughty or nice
I check my list only to see who's neck ima slice
You can guess who's already on it
My machete will meet your neck faster than sonic

I'll knock a lady down before i help a lady up
Lights off in the holy cradle, ima wake the baby up
Then i'll let you watch me stab and leave the baby cut
Rip it open and shower you with baby guts
Read the lines above to see how twisted i am
Start shit with me and i'll have ya pledging to a inverted pentagram

Did i forget to mention your mother mary was a *****
She got DTed by me and freddy which led to you bein born
It wasn't even rape, she showed affection when whe sodomized her on the floor
Joseph wasn't even your real father
It was either me or freddy, but lets not bother
The same night i want on a rampage and slaugtered your scholars

This was written with unholy blood and true passion
As soon as this goes through ima get to the slashin
Invite me to heaven so we can get this spar crackin
Once i'm done with you i'll take on your angels
Blinded by faith and soon to be bent into acute angles
If you're lucky afterwards, you can wear my mask
But as soon as you put it on, you'll hear a quick slash
 

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*Text in Bold are Muhammad Ali actually quotes

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Versace Versace, the greatest's here, aka Muhammad Ali
I'm gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
Narutobase hottest rapper, but I'm not from Illuminati,
Knock ni66as out like if this was karate

I don't do karate, I'm the boxing king,
But now I'm not in the ring, I'm rapping
when i click submit, and you read my thing
You may not admit, but you'll be clapping



rikerslade, NamiKaze, Invincible, Ninjakid, Riley?
Oddtobi, Invincible, NarutAwesome, halfmoonuzumaki?
Who'll be the first victim, should i pick alphabetically?
or does some volunteer to lose pathetically ?



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*Text in Bold are Muhammad Ali actually quotes

Beat:
[video=youtube;rJOT8d_odHY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJOT8d_odHY[/video]


Versace Versace, the greatest's here, aka Muhammad Ali
I'm gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
Narutobase hottest rapper, but I'm not from Illuminati,
Knock ni66as out like if this was karate

I don't do karate, I'm the boxing king,
But now I'm not in the ring, I'm rapping
when i click submit, and you read my thing
You may not admit, but you'll be clapping



rikerslade, NamiKaze, Invincible, Ninjakid, Riley?
Oddtobi, Invincible, NarutAwesome, halfmoonuzumaki?
Who'll be the first victim, should i pick alphabetically?
or does some volunteer to lose pathetically ?



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Freddy is here, to consume you in one motion
Your rhymes are shorter than Gary Coleman
Ali isn't dope, look at him now
He can barely walk, can't even bow
I'll step in the ring with you
Stick my hand in your neck and let the blood ooze
Fight over, ref ring the bell you lose

At night you're scared to let your nightmares get you
Sayin your hail marys while i'm right there with you
Your faith in god better be strong
And whatever room you pray in the lights better be on
Murder is so basic
They only make it hard when they pray to god
Like he's goin to show up in my basement

My mentality is cruel, but i might switch up
Until then sleep with the lights switched up
Ali is weak, not even a threat
Your daughter looks very nice, just wait till she hits the bed
She'll wake up with the sheets stained red
Ofcourse it's my favorite color, bloodshead
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Just gonna drop random bars
I guess soon I'll start
at some point you'll see me
drop bars in 3
2 niggas couldn't confront G-Uzi
And another one dead because my flow is drowning
I hope y'all didn't think I went hard
Cause that was soft as lard
Not even starting, running 300 bars in like i'm Game
Is that insane? Mentally like the girl saved by Bane, smackin bat niggas through window panes
If I had to stop rapping, then I'd go to trapping, and if I had to stop trapping, I'll scare niggas into crapping, at this point the kill count is overlapping
I dont need an instrumental, Im bending the listeners ears into sound barriers
The bragging Barragan, man, this is the god mc, san Rakim and Nas
Shooting down yall ***** niggas, Bas
Was on that wayne ish for just a couple
But him in 2005 was leaving the rap game in a bubble
Now its time to pop, I got this group on lock, and you try to beat me, Imma have you dropped
 

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This Negro Is more like PAPER MARIO watch me turn his raps into CONFETTI
He's Italian, cheezy like Parmesan.This Plumber Gotta lay off the SPAGETTI
You're SUPER Paper Mario thin and your texts are SOFT and light as a PEACH
F#ck his NINTENDO PIXELS up soo bad There's No way of SAVING this, GEEK

Aye B, I'll X you out. Y? Cause i Can. You "pushing Buttons"? hardly Bro
This Gay knows He goes "DOWN ON PIPES" quicker than SUPER MARIO
I'll Wipe this piece of scum off *CLEAN, youd think i used a squeegee*
Think you can beat me? You're TRIPPED out on more Mushrooms than LUIGI!

I'll attack this Super Nintendo nerd till the very last nerve in his BACK hurts !
while i Spit my Raps like Lickitung, chew em back up, and spit it out BACKWARDS !
Wack Turd, Probably ain't got No Game, Keep Flippin' through pages of PLAYBOY
Cant even get PEACH ! Call Nintendo Customer Service for Assistance with GAME, BOY!

Im Glad Mario aint a Pokemon, Cause in Battle He might Bite em, Or Scratch Em -_-
While My Little Lizard Evolves with a FIRESTONE,now you gotta Rattle witta DRAGON
Your WEAK ASS punches are a stretch like HITMONCHAN in YOGA CLASS
This nigga is like Magickarp cuz I hit 'em with the HOOK! then throw him back !*

Mario Is that Ugly Mustache lookin' Italian, witta Face like Jynx N mrMimes Anatomy
His Girl Peach is a Skinny Twig SUDOWOODO Lookin Hoe, except shes white and Scraggly
Hit This Cat with an Attack that lands as a Critical hit ! SUPER VITAL
Your wack ass bars recycled, His Flow is WORST than a JIGGLYPUFF recital...

Ash…. are you f*cking serious? Like For real My nigga??

aiite shit just got real….......


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Ima just wait for mewtwo to "Stone" his ass
and then "Paper" Mario will Own him fast
call it
**** your " "
I throw harder rocks then Brock's master ball could deliver
This dude never was a Winner
He teaches kids to lose and be submissive
PShh Just Listen........……
Basically Your Escape ropes been rigged to lead straight to me
after the plumber locked you in the and took the .
go ahead Spam "A and B" fast to try and CATCH a way to Flee
away from your fate of which....
will leave you resting in an eternal state of bliss
insulting my girl leads to Voracious fits,
Cause this Italian mother f*cka don't play that shit!!!
i've traveled tHrough two galaxies to save that b*tch!!
what kind of feats like that can ya say you did… ???
Well...
Ash set a world record but not cuz he's great
But cause he's been in the friend zone since 1998
Lets see : Misty, Dawn, Iris , and May
it seems daunt you might just be…. wait
how ya charaCter development got the max detail, yet you couldn't even bag the black Female….. =D
did these B*tches spray your ass with some ?
Lets take a second to inquire shit
in the beginning of the game Oak asked if u was a guy or chick…..
You so deluded you mighta hit your self in CONFUSION with that "VITAL" Crit
and In this Brawl there Ain't no "Survival" kid !!!
no wonder you resort to playing flute on Mr. Fiji's Muff
ash stole all the elixirs from the Mart N still couldn't get his
You're Wii is ****ed, you probably keep the wrist band around it to find it when ya pee and stuff
So don't come at the Pipe fitter talking bout *****es, When Nintendo drew tits on Jinx and left your ass D*ckless
Though Ya moms could get the bUsiness
cause she's a Grade A milf, Dr. mario been knew dat
he cAme more times in that dark cave then a series of f*ckin zubats
ash stop the Noob act,
Beat me? No you can't do that..
**** your bicycle
lol
You say I recycle , But your shits Trash garbador and grimer then a Muk.
Ya style Stunky worse then them fused with a dirty diaper in a sump.
This guy is just a Nut on the track I run over like some
I'll take the blastoise shellS and lay em with the rest of the Koopa's
Best Believe
I'll keep it CRYSTAL clear That my GOLD Flower
is the SILVER bullet to burn him to ASH like the Bell Tower
I'll leave this fellow
face BLUE Leaking RED and YELLOW
It's my own Dark Design…..
It don't take physics 2 C his own team hates him from getting quarked by mine
Ash got no ammo to tote or Spark a Line
the only time this dog Arc-a-nine
is throwing failed tests to the trash bin
Ya series is Proto Type that's a Has Been
In a battle of Progenitor vs Competitor you just can't win
Don't even Try ya Plan B
Take a moment with some snickers and some rare candies
cuz My level is still one you can't beat.


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You want to talk mushrooms with me? Please, your product is weak,
The shit that I produce is glass grade; shit's sleek,
You can continue stompin' goombas while i raise up dynasty,
Niggas praising my work, believe they doin' it righteously,
You see, i am the danger, i am the one who knocks,
Hit you with one from the chamber, more sly than a ****in fox,
So if you think you're gonna step up to me, then tread lightly,
Cause believe me when i say that you do not wanna fight me,
See clashin with me is way more deadly than your usual face off,
Ill trick you into a quiet room so my partner can tear your face off!


You're no more than a petty game, and this man is king of em all,
So like you on Rainbow Road you should prepare for your fall,
I am the MASTER of what you do, thats MY title I earned it,
Consider this shit a lesson, in the future i hope you'll learn it,
Im the king of games, no mushroom muncher can phase me,
A game conquering me? Mario you ****in crazy!






Hmmm.........???


Hmm.... I'm sure that stuffs sleek cause you look shriveled


first of all you can't Blow shrooms but mario can grow Through
a ****ing room like I'm Alice
but I'm never in chains
I got too many "power ups" Effecting my brain
I'm Trippy but never tripping, cause in my game physics that shit is not existing
If we talk best selling Franchises Mario is the Statistic
The Facts are simplistic, you know how many ppl I made happy on Christmas?
Even if I wasn't on they wish list they still be complicit
The technique is SO Efficient
Yet Everyone knows your METH- is -OD Over-Priced
wat the Hell is a Yu GI slash walter-white
that combo sucks more then a "hooker" that sTays-over-night
AND Caught the magikarp that ash tried to throw-in-the-Fight
To Invince-
This nigga is like Magickarp cuz I hit 'em with the HOOK! then throw him back !*
Dead pharaoh and a bald dude? Sounds like the poltergeist
That Ima IMmobilize with my Bro's Poltergust, then pulverize
Im a Hero, Never kill Less I'm forced to fight
school this dude on Tracks as my thoughts could write
, Its a Crash Course, Aiite?
I'm detective like Yagami got Healed as I got the Cap Wield
7 is the number of the puzzle pieces that's sealed
ITs also how he made his gramps feel
cause Yugi's flow so old when he pees his Crack Peels
I'll burn this guy with any card That's Dealed
Yugi"s a P***Y nigga, A " Warrior" , Facts Real
If i took this guys life IT would be Nothin but a " Steal"

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it seems mario like to pick on the weak when he should know he’s shrinks like a ***** every time he gets hits
you use β€œmushrooms” to get higher while saying you’ll keep peach safe, u liar, how many times will peach get kidnapped by bowser in the same motherfuking tower!
you steady doing that mushroom shit while fred cooking that new shit, that dope shit, i guess for you the mushrooms you hit makes your ego bigger along with your size b-itch,
you killing brah? naw, animal abuse is the only crime u commit, smashing turtles and wild animals cuz you can’t catch bowser and his kids, forcing yoshi to ride yo fat ass whenever you get piss
you’re the face of nintendo that fred fred burger finna cum over, bust a nut and then again jizz all over,
I been spitting fire while you need a clover to even get hotter,
it’s-a me motherfuker! and you and yo brother finna get slaughtered

haven't you ever thought why peach always get kidnapped, cuz she wants bowser dik so she lets him fuk asap,
you see her yell β€œmario save me” but once she’s in bowser castle she’s like β€œbowser please fuk me, do the things mario could never do to me, like stay hard for 2 minutes, them italians can’t handle me.”
you see, fred fred burger murder the scene and make ya b-itch peach squirt dat nacho cheese, dat juicy nacho beef, fred puts his finger in ya b-itch and make it rain chocolate milk with ease
the one animal that cannot be confined in a zoo cuz I be going so stupid that they had to let me loose
fuk the government, I was on the jury and took over the court room, telling the judge I’m finna take a shit and hitting hammers across the room
you think the boss levels in your game are like hell, you never faced a God that skills are no where near your level

"you see, fred fred burger murder the scene and make ya b-itch peach squirt dat nacho cheese,:"




Fred look
I'm tall with mushrooms
with out em I still got my STee "Low"
Nothing bigger then My Ego
Cause We know
in pics Mario always standing in fronta all da People
mario is the one man Gang nigga "jumping" people
"stumping" Evil
I keep "Chain chomp" from "Barking"
leaving "fly traps" Starving
Preventing "Bob Ombs" From sparking
Plumber and Solo spartan
Fred in court is dumber than tHe jury in the case of trayvon martin
pardon
May be too soon…...
like losing a primary
This elephant don't even got ivory,
But I'm still poaching the Battle
Saying he's Throwing a Gavel
Reminds me of hammer bro's who I left only throwing some towels
so wheres your's??? learn it Till its habit
instead of bugging that blue vampire, cuz I'm sure he's had it
oh yeah Gotta give props to peach for converting a F*gg*t
Though she Already did bowser who looks a lot like Fred, without the green trunk
He's a bit more cleanEd up
He was closer to humping my chick then you could Ever dream of
the only time this elephant busts one is when he eats some Peanuts
This dude would probably smoke Nahcos, He's a fiend son
after I'm done with this Geek "cheese Puff" He couldn't have a life with unlimited Green Ups (+1)
Dr. mario was trying to see Grim on the screen but
I guess I did when this elephant got his Spleen Cut.

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I repeat... Text in Bold are Muhammad Ali actually quotes!


I'm gonna take two at the time, because Muhammad Ali is great! The 3rd for me to destroy, 4th, 5th, etc, they are all welcome


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*My what do we have here my little children of God
foolish burdens of rap who i've cast abroad
eat some bread, chillax before you die
the time for thou to be lyrically murdered is nigh
Bow before me, calm that extreme temptation
for my raps shall be your lyrical salvation
I'm Jesus, son of god, born to christ
smiting these foolish little outcast I call mice
Come at me bro's, this is just my introduction
I'll have you all weak legged like the art of seduction*


versace Versace, atm that my favourite chorus
Did u know they claim Jesus was a copy of Horus?
In case you don't know that an egyptian God
In any case you're none of them, you been smoking pot
I'm being nice so, so I'll going to do reality job
Gonna hit you, you're too high, just like an astronaut
Reallity has hit you, you fell now
Before me you get intimidated and starting saying meow
I'm the world greatest, so before me you shall bow
Apparently you once won a royale, I just don't know how

I am not Jesus but from the sky I descend,
Scare everyone, they'll leave you, even your best friend
But your blasphemy is going to come to an End!
Shoot you 9 times like they did to 50 cent
You're not Jesus, with me you gonna learn
That after 3 days there will be no return
So stop claiming what you are not, stay home watching porn
I told you already you'll get shot, n you'll regreat being born
So you'll understand you're pshycopath
Just a story of a kid that went on the wrong path
What you claim to be is exactly what you need
You need Jesus, but you're not him so stop smoking weed
But if you try to beef me, humiliation is guaranteed

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Freddy is here, to consume you in one motion
Your rhymes are shorter than Gary Coleman
Ali isn't dope, look at him now
He can barely walk, can't even bow
I'll step in the ring with you
Stick my hand in your neck and let the blood ooze
Fight over, ref ring the bell you lose

At night you're scared to let your nightmares get you
Sayin your hail marys while i'm right there with you
Your faith in god better be strong
And whatever room you pray in the lights better be on
Murder is so basic
They only make it hard when they pray to god
Like he's goin to show up in my basement

My mentality is cruel, but i might switch up
Until then sleep with the lights switched up
Ali is weak, not even a threat
Your daughter looks very nice, just wait till she hits the bed
She'll wake up with the sheets stained red
Ofcourse it's my favorite color, bloodshead
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Talking:
You said I'm weak now, you must be compaing me now and me on my peak
So basically you said Muhammad you're not the same you used to be (40 years ago)
But I asked your wife, she said you're not the man you were 2 years ago!

Rapping:

I am young, I am handsome, I'm fast, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat!!
Poor you, you're gassed, you're creepy and would knock you out with my feet
I'm a boxer but don't want hands dirty so I finish this just with one kick
Destroy your life and let you dreams incomplete

Gonna beat you, bow before Muhammad Ali,
Gonna give a big show like if this was mtv
mtv? thats telivision, and I call that telly,
telly telly, I am on telly,
gonna kick you like Balotelli,
Break all your bones you'll start moving like jelly
Jelly, Jelly Jelly!
just don't walk towards me as you're too smelly
my rap game is wealthy,
leave boys like you unhealthy
don't get too scared your legs are moving like elvis presley!

You said my rhymes re short,
doy uo wish for more?
gimme a good rhyme
I'll give you sumting sublime!
 
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Look at you deadpool tossin out names like kendrick lamar
You're probally the wackest cat here, Thinkin you a star
You're no competition awake, pop a nyquil in your drink
As soon as you doze off i'll devour you and send ya to a shrink
You gotta learn that your words have consequences
Dissin me and jason will leave us doin transgressions

What's up with the suit anyways? it looks kinda tight
Man to man you're not puttin up much of a fight
Walkin around with that wack spandex
You're more of a fa*ggot than that kid ash checkin his pokedex
After i'm done with you there's no tellin what's next
Your mistake was mentioning my name without showin respect

Respond to this and it's all out war
Until then i'm indulging myself in gore
I actually have murdering experience
You thinkin youre bad is leavin me furious
All my surviors are in a coma or delirious
Choose your fate, just know this time i'm serious
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That's the difference b*tch, I don't leave no survivors
I shred shit apart like incisors
Make b*tches scream like spiders
See, around here, you don't give fear you queer
I kill fools like you for a career
It's like I got a thousand lives
You couldn't kill me with your finger knives
I've caused plenty of gore
I could cause some more
You ain't ready for what's in store
I survive disenegration
Take off like a space station
Niggas know I'm amazing
You can get Jason
I still drop bombs like Hussain
Mass genocide in this game
But this ain't the holocaust
You can your little claws
Shove em up your ass, cuz this was your loss



damn u guys started already


@deadpool

this nigga high as **** thinking he's a damn rapper
boy stick to crime,nevermind your rap's a crime
got schooled by the bat and you think u rhyme?
let's make a deal, you show me your girl nd i'll give u a dime
cuz even if you a criminal you get no shit, and a dime's enough to buy a better cloth
but nevermind how your face,i heard you got beat by my damn old **** haha
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I'm not even gonna lie dawg, you ****ing suck. I ain't even gonna dignify this with a response.
 
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I repeat... Text in Bold are Muhammad Ali actually quotes!


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versace Versace, atm that my favourite chorus
Did u know they claim Jesus was a copy of Horus?
In case you don't know that an egyptian God
In any case you're none of them, you been smoking pot
I'm being nice so, so I'll going to do reality job
Gonna hit you, you're too high, just like an astronaut
Reallity has hit you, you fell now
Before me you get intimidated and starting saying meow
I'm the world greatest, so before me you shall bow
Apparently you once won a royale, I just don't know how

I am not Jesus but from the sky I descend,
Scare everyone, they'll leave you, even your best friend
But your blasphemy is going to come to an End!
Shoot you 9 times like they did to 50 cent
You're not Jesus, with me you gonna learn
That after 3 days there will be no return
So stop claiming what you are not, stay home watching porn
I told you already you'll get shot, n you'll regreat being born
So you'll understand you're pshycopath
Just a story of a kid that went on the wrong path
What you claim to be is exactly what you need
You need Jesus, but you're not him so stop smoking weed
But if you try to beef me, humiliation is guaranteed

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This kid thinks he's fly but he's just another butterfly
gay as hell, reminds me of shutterfly
you claim you sting like a bee
but you hit like an ant
drop the lame a** bars
and just post a rant
you aren't the best, cause i'm here to slaughter
call me when your a** can walk on water
I killed myself for you and i'm beginning to REGRET
cause the fact that i can lyrically murder you
without even breaking a SWEAT, is sad, pathetic, just become my praiser
I'll put you to shame like your battle against Joe Frazier
And look at you now, just an old wrinkly fart
washed up and dry, holding on to Life alert
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Before you come and mess with a Holy Divine
make sure you have your life insurance ready to sign
So before you're ready to try and claim my throne
think about your 7 daughter's who i've gotten to moan

peace.

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I repeat... Text in Bold are Muhammad Ali actually quotes!







Talking:
You said I'm weak now, you must be compaing me now and me on my peak
So basically you said Muhammad you're not the same you used to be (40 years ago)
But I asked your wife, she said you're not the man you were 2 years ago!

Rapping:

I am young, I am handsome, I'm fast, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat!!
Poor you, you're gassed, you're creepy and would knock you out with my feet
I'm a boxer but don't want hands dirty so I finish this just with one kick
Destroy your life and let you dreams incomplete

Gonna beat you, bow before Muhammad Ali,
Gonna give a big show like if this was mtv
mtv? thats telivision, and I call that telly,
telly telly, I am on telly,
gonna kick you like Balotelli,
Break all your bones you'll start moving like jelly
Jelly, Jelly Jelly!
just don't walk towards me as you're too smelly
my rap game is wealthy,
leave boys like you unhealthy
don't get too scared your legs are moving like elvis presley!

You said my rhymes re short,
doy uo wish for more?
gimme a good rhyme
I'll give you sumting sublime!
Beware Jason is here, Ali is about to dissapear into thin air
Not like anyone would care, You might aswell dissapear
I'm gonna rip out your intestines and hang you with them
Victory is mine, you're more arrogant than ash ketchum
Ali you're weak, not even that quick on your feet
I'll eat your punches and absorb your kicks, i'm not someone you can sweep

I'll step in the ring with you
Kill the the ref and leave him in a bloody pool
Tear out his organs and donate them to a medical school
You're watchin in true horror, yes this is gonna happen to you
But you're the fool that responded to freddy
He doesent even go hard, i do so be ready

I called up trevor berbick remember him?
You lost to him due to an unanimous decision
Wasn't that your last fight?
That's a disgrace you're over your prime right?
I'm just sayin you can't defeat me
It's over now i'm calling flawless victory
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weak..


Ugh ugh ugh
I'm sorry for this, yall wasn't ready
but this a nightmare so just call me freddy
Pokemon was more retarded than ed, edd, and eddy
Ash, you're nothing but a 2nd rate trainer
prof. Oak sent you on the journey so he could chill with your mom and bang her
Charziard was your only fully evolved pokemon
You're gonna be the very best? Dafuq are you on
8 seasons and still no championship, come on man
Keep talking that ish and catch this lightning tan!

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I am going to take two down with one shot! How often you see this?? Two birds one shot
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This is

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Muhammad Aliβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

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This kid thinks he's fly but he's just another butterfly
gay as hell, reminds me of shutterfly
you claim you sting like a bee
but you hit like an ant
drop the lame a** bars
and just post a rant
you aren't the best, cause i'm here to slaughter
call me when your a** can walk on water
I killed myself for you and i'm beginning to REGRET
cause the fact that i can lyrically murder you
without even breaking a SWEAT, is sad, pathetic, just become my praiser
I'll put you to shame like your battle against Joe Frazier
And look at you now, just an old wrinkly fart
washed up and dry, holding on to Life alert
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Before you come and mess with a Holy Divine
make sure you have your life insurance ready to sign
So before you're ready to try and claim my throne
think about your 7 daughter's who i've gotten to moan

peace.

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Beware Jason is here, Ali is about to dissapear into thin air
Not like anyone would care, You might aswell dissapear
I'm gonna rip out your intestines and hang you with them
Victory is mine, you're more arrogant than ash ketchum
Ali you're weak, not even that quick on your feet
I'll eat your punches and absorb your kicks, i'm not someone you can sweep

I'll step in the ring with you
Kill the the ref and leave him in a bloody pool
Tear out his organs and donate them to a medical school
You're watchin in true horror, yes this is gonna happen to you
But you're the fool that responded to freddy
He doesent even go hard, i do so be ready

I called up trevor berbick remember him?
You lost to him due to an unanimous decision
Wasn't that your last fight?
That's a disgrace you're over your prime right?
I'm just sayin you can't defeat me
It's over now i'm calling flawless victory
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Once again... All text in bold are Muhammad Ali actually quotes




Beat and flow (check the first 25 seconds):
[video=youtube;m5spMjy8uhc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5spMjy8uhc[/video]

Huuuuh....

Huuuuh....

*M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Maybach Music*

Tupac back! Tupac back!
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Tupac Back! I scream tupac back
I'm impressed with the skill you have,
or shall i say the skills you two lack
Because of ni66as like you rap's dead
All you rap about, all your effort is whack
So I wished that Tupac was back, 2pac back
You two give blowjobs to get money for crack
Too keep you lying to yourselvwes that y'all are good
Living an illusion like Tobi to help your mood
One of you is a crazy weirdo like those from wolf pack
The other is blaspheming but what to wait from hood rats
Talking about creepy stuff and jesus, y'all should be slapped
You two got a straight face you but your brain clapped
I'm the greastest, even better than tupac in rap
I Can control you all, like fat kids hunger in Mac
I control you, you don't even know about my man, and he's black
You know him, His last name is Obama, first name Barrack

*different flow*
You think you got me, but this was you and me
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Do you understand now how bad is Muhammad Ali?
And yeah , I take two of you could take more, you're whack, and yes this is par
Can beef everyone here in few minutes they may think I'm Kendrick Lamar
As I said you two are whack so I take two at the time,
This is like Madara's Edo Tensei, I was brought in my prime
OddTobi called me arrogant, and he thinks is a creepy emo but gets scared when its 1 am
I am not arrogant, but I'm as confident as I ever been, and I'm better than I say I am.
Trying to defeat me in this rap battle is pure fail
I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail
I can drown a drink of water, I can kill a dead tree. Don't mess with Muhammad Ali
 
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I am going to take two down with one shot! How often you see this?? Two birds one shot
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This is

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Muhammad Aliβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…






Once again... All text in bold are Muhammad Ali actually quotes




Beat and flow (check the first 25 seconds):
[video=youtube;m5spMjy8uhc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5spMjy8uhc[/video]

Huuuuh....

Huuuuh....

*M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Maybach Music*

Tupac back! Tupac back!
You must be registered for see images

Tupac Back! I scream tupac back
I'm impressed with the skill you have,
or shall i say the skills you two lack
Because of ni66as like you rap's dead
All you rap about, all your effort is whack
So I wished that Tupac was back, 2pac back
You two give blowjobs to get money for crack
Too keep you lying to yourselvwes that y'all are good
Living an illusion like Tobi to help your mood
One of you is a crazy weirdo like those from wolf pack
The other is blaspheming but what to wait from hood rats
Talking about creepy stuff and jesus, y'all should be slapped
You two got a straight face you but your brain clapped
I'm the greastest, even better than tupac in rap
I Can control you all, like fat kids hunger in Mac
I control you, you don't even know about my man, and he's black
You know him, His last name is Obama, first name Barrack

*different flow*
You think you got me, but this was you and me
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Do you understand now how bad is Muhammad Ali?
And yeah , I take two of you could take more, you're whack, and yes this is par
Can beef everyone here in few minutes they may think I'm Kendrick Lamar
As I said you two are whack so I take two at the time,
This is like Madara's Edo Tensei, I was brought in my prime
OddTobi called me arrogant, and he thinks is a creepy emo but gets scared when its 1 am
I am not arrogant, but I'm as confident as I ever been, and I'm better than I say I am.
Trying to defeat me in this rap battle is pure fail
I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail
I can drown a drink of
water, I can kill a dead tree. Don't mess with Muhammad Ali
Taking out two with one shot?
Nah, maybe Jesus, but I'm Comin back hot
Gonna sharpen my machete to make your heart stop
ki-ki ma ma foreshadowing a gruesome death and eyes bloodshot
Guess were gonna make this a sequel since I didn't kill you on the first try
Pierce you with a rusty pole and leave your body itchy like a sty

I'm still in my prime you're a has been like kelly clarkson
but that's probably because you were diagnosed with Parkinson's *
Yeah I mean the disease
You get the shakes everytime you sneeze
Bragging about your prime claiming you were the best
But realize you weren't undefeated so you're no better than the rest

Head over to camp crystal lake
Step one foot in and watch your mentality break
Waking up with an aches
realize i'm more brutal than Norman bates
anyways it's getting late I got teens to slash
murder and I are going on a date

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