August Back to School Rap Battle Royale!!!!!!!

[Forest]

I rhyme for days in a zen state of mind; leave you delirious,
Remainin lax when cats attack and they tryin to act serious,
Cause I snap back no skill is lacked and I weave up multi-series diss,
Call me darker than ****in black because my past's remainin mysterious
Shock you from the ****in shadows, slicin flesh with sharp words,
Every bar i spit more deadly than Kenshin's swords,
See im a master of disaster apocalypic each time i spit it,
Im spittin slifer fire that's crispin bacon, consider these *****es kid piglet,
Cause im the king of ****ing games, i ****s with the darkest magicians,
So consider my words mystical scalpal, and ***** it's time for incisions!
All my opponents lackin the wit to make strategic decisions,
They thinkin they clashin titans but just making low-impact collisions,
While im emittin rays of heat, Call me Ra up on the mic,
Cause the solar heat i spit's set to brighten up this fight,
My mind's a labyrinth that's unescapable, so dont go thinkin you're capable,
Cause this is Yami spittin the sickest, my raw talent is undebatable!

Like Mr wiggles I'm bout to get this fool furious
How could you leave me delirious
when I'm chillin in a Mushroom Kingdom
This Kids beef ain't even a lunchroom thing son
cause Unlike youth I bury dead after I Ring Them
Check it Burial grounds be looking like Banshee boardwalk
I Got Boo and other spirits that can't be ward off
no small talk, I Put the pharaoh back in the tomb cause I let the Beam sword Talk
Mario Paints nigga, This Artisan's adept
This nigga couldn't even draw a card in the presence of mad decks
Catch me in my bro"s mansion, get hit with mad HEX
In the game of wackness or duelists Yugi stays ON Last next
Dr. Mario left this kid in pieces like exodia , and then burned his cards as I combined my flow with sodium.
I'm slick like Linoleum and Dust this dude with petroleum
and after the race
Only Mario looks good as # 1 on the Podium
If you feel this Holla, and attend his requiem of struggle
Closed casket
They found him already in rubble
after Dr Mario cut this dude up into a Millennium Puzzle

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[Forest]

See im Kicking back Like Snorlax, Chilled So Much i OVERSLEPT
Your Girl Giving my 'Oak' some Brain, NOW shes callin me PROFESS'
Now im Heading to The LAB to Pick a BALL, I CHOSE THE BEST
I got the most Effects to Catch EM ALL, COMPLETE MY POKEDEX

Ok lets step it up lol

EMBER! I breathe HEAT into the air and then let gary and ash catch'em
Then gave Misty the CHARM-and'er friend came too so I get the badge-rectum
I'm more of a CHAMP than LANCE after the elite 4, known to leave Gangs Shook
The Dopest 'MON, POKE your mom so many times Youd think its Face-book !

I PACK More Shells than BLASTOISE on Vacay and Leave yall Soaked Kids !
Im DOPE with these pokemon Cards, I Use em to Cut my COKE WITH !
Im RED from Pokemon Yellow, Yall Think You Got POKE SWAG? Homie, NA!
Catch me Ridin Around with that COLT that Spits FIRE like PONYTA !

My Style is more Complex Than MAGNETON when I ATTACK in three's
Your Girls Style is More like Cowgirl, EVERYTIME she RHYDON ME !
Caught me a Raikou And a RAICHU which im Gonna ZAP em Wit !
And WOMEN? They get my woody LONG like the NECK on a Girafarig!!!!

BAM

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This dude couldn't land a poke Punch with 6 slots of machamp
connected to an amp, projected in A Rant
hooked to the mic THrough
Power by his raichu and raikou
lol
This guy couldn't drop a Bomb, and land me even of he

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me at mach 3 given the chance.. Sey
Nigga I'm Mario, I will Staryu, scar you, and the rainbow ain't gay , nay…. yet This guy's flames can be seen like ho oh on a

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You only on rainbow cause you smash more bros then Melee
Check it, its my

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, But I ain't the DARK type
cause My art's bright, my kart's nice and it's actually Red and Part white
Like the object that cAUght this bug on the safari Park's night.

Ash get's passed like the fumes thats coming out the back
while getting lapped on the track as I laugh like he's an autistic slow Bro playing with the controller on his lap
I'm more complex than EV Training, STone this scoundrel like EEVEE's training, he's above lance but to me he ain't even an Elite Plaything
Cause I made Nintendo successful
check it, No checks though
Straight digital
8 Bit
Monkey see
monkey do/ Primeape it
But Mario got multiple lives and this guy's fainted


[video=youtube;psDyjv_rFx8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psDyjv_rFx8[/video]

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[jiraiya lives]

Damn ya'll in here going to work Lol

 

[halfmoonuzumaki]

Like Mr wiggles I'm bout to get this fool furious
How could you leave me delirious
when I'm chillin in a Mushroom Kingdom
This Kids beef ain't even a lunchroom thing son
cause Unlike youth I bury dead after I Ring Them
Check it Burial grounds be looking like Banshee boardwalk
I Got Boo and other spirits that can't be ward off
no small talk, I Put the pharaoh back in the tomb cause I let the Beam sword Talk
Mario Paints nigga, This Artisan's adept
This nigga couldn't even draw a card in the presence of mad decks
Catch me in my bro"s mansion, get hit with mad HEX
In the game of wackness or duelists Yugi stays ON Last next
Dr. Mario left this kid in pieces like exodia , and then burned his cards as I combined my flow with sodium.
I'm slick like Linoleum and Dust this dude with petroleum
and after the race
Only Mario looks good as # 1 on the Podium
If you feel this Holla, and attend his requiem of struggle
Closed casket
They found him already in rubble
after Dr Mario cut this dude up into a Millennium Puzzle

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You want to talk mushrooms with me? Please, your product is weak,
The shit that I produce is glass grade; shit's sleek,
You can continue stompin' goombas while i raise up dynasty,
Niggas praising my work, believe they doin' it righteously,
You see, i am the danger, i am the one who knocks,
Hit you with one from the chamber, more sly than a ****in fox,
So if you think you're gonna step up to me, then tread lightly,
Cause believe me when i say that you do not wanna fight me,
See clashin with me is way more deadly than your usual face off,
Ill trick you into a quiet room so my partner can tear your face off!

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You're no more than a petty game, and this man is king of em all,
So like you on Rainbow Road you should prepare for your fall,
I am the MASTER of what you do, thats MY title I earned it,
Consider this shit a lesson, in the future i hope you'll learn it,
Im the king of games, no mushroom muncher can phase me,
A game conquering me? Mario you ****in crazy!

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[Forest]

Iight bishes, let's get this started
Don't show up if you're gonna half-heart it
If you do, my guns will have your soul departed
I kill fools like you for a check
So come on up, get wrecked
Nothing less you should expect
When Deadpool lets loose on you rejects
You bums nothing but a bunch of defects

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that was so Half Ass
Like Donkey without the Kong
Or when his mom bent over and i pulled the rest of her pants down from the thong
cheech without the chong and chong without the bong
dead pools a worse assasin then that dude on youtube who got stomped
even if your raps were long they'd still be like cheef keef lyrics without the beat on a song
*Bang * *bang* *Oh blah*
lol Can we get an O god?
cause what's an "O block" when mario cracks question blocks with no ProB.
bouta merk this thread and make this assassin have no Job.
So lets make use of this severed head fool
lay it on the billiard table to play some lesser Dead "pool"
I Guess It makes sense that a Dead Pool would have a dry flow
He's raps like a shy guy making typos runnin away from a plumber gone psycho
with his Dull and NO eye'd Skull,
mario Just DC'd Him from this reality like demons sealed by angels in tHe Bi-ble

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[Desanto]

To Invince-

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This Negro Is more like PAPER MARIO watch me turn his raps into CONFETTI
He's Italian, cheezy like Parmesan.This Plumber Gotta lay off the SPAGETTI
You're SUPER Paper Mario thin and your texts are SOFT and light as a PEACH
F#ck his NINTENDO PIXELS up soo bad There's No way of SAVING this, GEEK

Aye B, I'll X you out. Y? Cause i Can. You "pushing Buttons"? hardly Bro
This Gay knows He goes "DOWN ON PIPES" quicker than SUPER MARIO
I'll Wipe this piece of scum off CLEAN, youd think i used a squeegee
Think you can beat me? You're TRIPPED out on more Mushrooms than LUIGI!

I'll attack this Super Nintendo nerd till the very last nerve in his BACK hurts !
while i Spit my Raps like Lickitung, chew em back up, and spit it out BACKWARDS !
Wack Turd, Probably ain't got No Game, Keep Flippin' through pages of PLAYBOY
Cant even get PEACH ! Call Nintendo Customer Service for Assistance with GAME, BOY!

Im Glad Mario aint a Pokemon, Cause in Battle He might Bite em, Or Scratch Em -_-
While My Little Lizard Evolves with a FIRESTONE,now you gotta Rattle witta DRAGON
Your WEAK ASS punches are a stretch like HITMONCHAN in YOGA CLASS
This nigga is like Magickarp cuz I hit 'em with the HOOK! then throw him back !

Mario Is that Ugly Mustache lookin' Italian, witta Face like Jynx N mrMimes Anatomy
His Girl Peach is a Skinny Twig SUDOWOODO Lookin Hoe, except shes white and Scraggly
Hit This Cat with an Attack that lands as a Critical hit ! SUPER VITAL
Your wack ass bars recycled, His Flow is WORST than a JIGGLYPUFF recital...

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[NarutAwesome]

To Invince-

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This Negro Is more like PAPER MARIO watch me turn his raps into CONFETTI
He's Italian, cheezy like Parmesan.This Plumber Gotta lay off the SPAGETTI
You're SUPER Paper Mario thin and your texts are SOFT and light as a PEACH
F#ck his NINTENDO PIXELS up soo bad There's No way of SAVING this, GEEK

Aye B, I'll X you out. Y? Cause i Can. You "pushing Buttons"? hardly Bro
This Gay knows He goes "DOWN ON PIPES" quicker than SUPER MARIO
I'll Wipe this piece of scum off CLEAN, youd think i used a squeegee
Think you can beat me? You're TRIPPED out on more Mushrooms than LUIGI!

I'll attack this Super Nintendo nerd till the very last nerve in his BACK hurts !
while i Spit my Raps like Lickitung, chew em back up, and spit it out BACKWARDS !
Wack Turd, Probably ain't got No Game, Keep Flippin' through pages of PLAYBOY
Cant even get PEACH ! Call Nintendo Customer Service for Assistance with GAME, BOY!

Im Glad Mario aint a Pokemon, Cause in Battle He might Bite em, Or Scratch Em -_-
While My Little Lizard Evolves with a FIRESTONE,now you gotta Rattle witta DRAGON
Your WEAK ASS punches are a stretch like HITMONCHAN in YOGA CLASS
This nigga is like Magickarp cuz I hit 'em with the HOOK! then throw him back !

Mario Is that Ugly Mustache lookin' Italian, witta Face like Jynx N mrMimes Anatomy
His Girl Peach is a Skinny Twig SUDOWOODO Lookin Hoe, except shes white and Scraggly
Hit This Cat with an Attack that lands as a Critical hit ! SUPER VITAL
Your wack ass bars recycled, His Flow is WORST than a JIGGLYPUFF recital...

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I can't lie......that was dope.....but now I'm back muhahahahaha

 

[Desanto]

I can't lie......that was dope.....but now I'm back muhahahahaha

Haha good, ima hit the sheets tho got work early tomorrow.

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[ODDtobi]

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Yo whats rockin its me jason making you sick
breathin is your bad habit, im just here to make you quit
making you sit in a room covered in darkness
then i drive my machete in the place where your heart is
I dump your carcass right on the park bench
adults laugh but its the kids i start with

You bar with hellhound you're held down
wiccans all around you're dead or you're spellbound
tounge removed who can you tell now
i kill with emotion without makin a sound
I create a world with no sun
your body without flesh, hallowed out with no lungs
drink the blood from a puddle i love it, it's so fun

I'm gonna catch you dont be dumb just dont run
i promise you'll get raped with a knife but wont cum
i rise from the lake when i hear the sounds of teens
then cheers soon turn to screams
now allow my friend freddy to take over your dreams

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Freddy here to take over your dreams
fall asleep and be ready for screams
This all sounds familiar
I slice you in half and leave ya the opposite of perpendicular

I'm the nighttime maruader
responsible for the life of your father
walk into your sister's room to find her sliced
killing kids in their sleep to me is like a heist

Dont forget the name freddy
these other forum rappers aint ready
i type off the top of my head
no preperation just rhymes and bloodshead

This is just a preview of my dream world
Next time i'll actually try and leave your mind swirled

 

[Commander Axe]

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*My what do we have here my little children of God
foolish burdens of rap who i've cast abroad
eat some bread, chillax before you die
the time for thou to be lyrically murdered is nigh
Bow before me, calm that extreme temptation
for my raps shall be your lyrical salvation
I'm Jesus, son of god, born to christ
smiting these foolish little outcast I call mice
Come at me bro's, this is just my introduction
I'll have you all weak legged like the art of seduction*

 

[NarutAwesome]

that was so Half Ass
Like Donkey without the Kong
Or when his mom bent over and i pulled the rest of her pants down from the thong
cheech without the chong and chong without the bong
dead pools a worse assasin then that dude on youtube who got stomped
even if your raps were long they'd still be like cheef keef lyrics without the beat on a song
*Bang * *bang* *Oh blah*
lol Can we get an O god?
cause what's an "O block" when mario cracks question blocks with no ProB.
bouta merk this thread and make this assassin have no Job.
So lets make use of this severed head fool
lay it on the billiard table to play some lesser Dead "pool"
I Guess It makes sense that a Dead Pool would have a dry flow
He's raps like a shy guy making typos runnin away from a plumber gone psycho
with his Dull and NO eye'd Skull,
mario Just DC'd Him from this reality like demons sealed by angels in tHe Bi-ble

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it seems mario like to pick on the weak when he should know he’s shrinks like a ***** every time he gets hits
you use “mushrooms” to get higher while saying you’ll keep peach safe, u liar, how many times will peach get kidnapped by bowser in the same motherfuking tower!
you steady doing that mushroom shit while fred cooking that new shit, that dope shit, i guess for you the mushrooms you hit makes your ego bigger along with your size b-itch,
you killing brah? naw, animal abuse is the only crime u commit, smashing turtles and wild animals cuz you can’t catch bowser and his kids, forcing yoshi to ride yo fat ass whenever you get piss
you’re the face of nintendo that fred fred burger finna cum over, bust a nut and then again jizz all over,
I been spitting fire while you need a clover to even get hotter,
it’s-a me motherfuker! and you and yo brother finna get slaughtered
haven't you ever thought why peach always get kidnapped, cuz she wants bowser dik so she lets him fuk asap,
you see her yell “mario save me” but once she’s in bowser castle she’s like “bowser please fuk me, do the things mario could never do to me, like stay hard for 2 minutes, them italians can’t handle me.”
you see, fred fred burger murder the scene and make ya b-itch peach squirt dat nacho cheese, dat juicy nacho beef, fred puts his finger in ya b-itch and make it rain chocolate milk with ease
the one animal that cannot be confined in a zoo cuz I be going so stupid that they had to let me loose
fuk the government, I was on the jury and took over the court room, telling the judge I’m finna take a shit and hitting hammers across the room
you think the boss levels in your game are like hell, you never faced a God that skills are no where near your level

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[NarutAwesome]

Oh....That's an attack on mario...I got ash tomorrow lol

 

[ODDtobi]

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*My what do we have here my little children of God
foolish burdens of rap who i've cast abroad
eat some bread, chillax before you die
the time for thou to be lyrically murdered is nigh
Bow before me, calm that extreme temptation
for my raps shall be your lyrical salvation
I'm Jesus, son of god, born to christ
smiting these foolish little outcast I call mice
Come at me bro's, this is just my introduction
I'll have you all weak legged like the art of seduction*

Hey jesus it's me jason the one that got away
I'll slice you off your throne and begin to fillet
Then i'll turn your kingdom into darkness and plunge it into Earth's bay
Heaven is getting pretty full thanks to me
take a trip down here and i'll behead ya with one swing
But since you're a coward you can send an angel
and i'll send you back an angel wing

I never grow tired of killing your followers
except when they scream out for their heavenly fathers
Yes i said fathers, what's the difference between jesus and god?
None they're both pretty bad authors

To take you on i don't need back up
step up to me and i'll leave you hacked up
I'll spit on your holy book and burn it with no delay
Come at me one on one and i bet you'll run away
But that's expected, you let down all your followers
I don't give them proper burials, not even a couple flowers
Now i sit in my camp waiting for a reply
I doubt that you will, my victory is clear as the summer sky

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[Deno1317]

Its me Isaiah and I'm back
I'm bout to give y'all some rhymes to have an asthma attack
In this rap game you can say your better than me
But on the streets you can't crack as many heads as me
I take beef seriously; I'd rather beat you with the mic
than let you battle me with the rhymes you wrote last night
Those battles in the park you can save that for the 80's
How I'm a let *****s when they whole crew tried to degrade me
Give me your albums, run to the store sell 'em back
Flatten your frame and use your body as a welcome mat
No hospitality, I'll jus show you a hospital
I make moves and do things, even God would say's impossible
A wild animal, eager to break the chain lock
Your b***h wasn't Asian, but she sure as hell could 'Bangkok'
I get paid just to talk over beats
Step in your hood, act like I own it, walk all over your streets
A lot of herbs don't like Celph, and say he's not underground
But I'm a blow soon, so y'all can jus hate on me now
I represent New York City, and the life that it leads
Hustle for dough and stick a ho until her ******** p***y bleeds
Me and ma niggas in the game no lackin
Bout to cop dem racks that I'm stackin
They say I'm hood cause I'm black
These niggas in game huffing and puffin like they bout to have an asthma attack
They say the rap game is just like the crack game cut throat
My homies pull they own weight like a tugboat
At September I'm going back to class
And when I'm done I'll TailbeastBomb y'all ass

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[Punk Hazard]

You fools all about to feel the detonation
Of a bomb that goes off for assassination
I regularly kill these so called "Destroyer of nations"
Y'all thought you would win, you were mistaken
I spit real bars, you fools fake em
Claiming you violent
You bout as violent as someone saying As-salam alaykum
Y'all got the beast awakened
Your spirits, I'ma have to break em
Your souls, I'll take em
I'll set fire to Jason
Make Jesus look less amazing
Give nightmares to Freddy
That fool don't go heavy
I'll sting Ali
Make his soul float like a bee
Walter White better tread lightly, he no longer the one that knocks
I'll put the Pharoah back in his golden box
Riley Freeman, my nigga, you gay
Ash Ketchum stay in the friendzone all day
I'll put yall in the same coffin as MJ
Yeah, I drop names like Kendrick Lamar
You couldn't be Invincible if you had a Super Mario star
Shit, I'm feeling some hunger
Guess I'ma have to eat a Fredburger

 

[King-Panda]

this was the worst time for me, since last night, time this started, been too busy, work, college stuff, clubbing, gym etc!!

Y'all better do your best, because when i'm come back from gym and work I'll beat everyone one by one!

so be ready and pray, because Muhammad Ali doesn't play

 

[NarutAwesome]

once I get home, I'm attacking everybody, just be ready=D

 

[Punk Hazard]

once I get home, I'm attacking everybody, just be ready=D

Go ahead. I did it first

 

[ODDtobi]

You fools all about to feel the detonation
Of a bomb that goes off for assassination
I regularly kill these so called "Destroyer of nations"
Y'all thought you would win, you were mistaken
I spit real bars, you fools fake em
Claiming you violent
You bout as violent as someone saying As-salam alaykum
Y'all got the beast awakened
Your spirits, I'ma have to break em
Your souls, I'll take em
I'll set fire to Jason
Make Jesus look less amazing
Give nightmares to Freddy
That fool don't go heavy
I'll sting Ali
Make his soul float like a bee
Walter White better tread lightly, he no longer the one that knocks
I'll put the Pharoah back in his golden box
Riley Freeman, my nigga, you gay
Ash Ketchum stay in the friendzone all day
I'll put yall in the same coffin as MJ
Yeah, I drop names like Kendrick Lamar
You couldn't be Invincible if you had a Super Mario star
Shit, I'm feeling some hunger
Guess I'ma have to eat a Fredburger

Look at you deadpool tossin out names like kendrick lamar
You're probally the wackest cat here, Thinkin you a star
You're no competition awake, pop a nyquil in your drink
As soon as you doze off i'll devour you and send ya to a shrink
You gotta learn that your words have consequences
Dissin me and jason will leave us doin transgressions

What's up with the suit anyways? it looks kinda tight
Man to man you're not puttin up much of a fight
Walkin around with that wack spandex
You're more of a fa*ggot than that kid ash checkin his pokedex
After i'm done with you there's no tellin what's next
Your mistake was mentioning my name without showin respect

Respond to this and it's all out war
Until then i'm indulging myself in gore
I actually have murdering experience
You thinkin youre bad is leavin me furious
All my surviors are in a coma or delirious
Choose your fate, just know this time i'm serious

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[Forest]

i'm REsponding to this nigga Fred, Ash, Walter white, and Deadpool soon as I get home, don't worry guys I haven ot forgot about it, just been busy