In konoha, 200 years in the future, there is Arumai! The daring toad sage!
Grandmaster jubunto wacks Arumai on the head
Grandmaster jubunto: remember boy! If you have to much toad energy you will turn to stone.
Arumai: yeah, yeah, yeah, when do we start learning proper ninjutsu?!!
Grandmaster jabunto: when you perfect sage mode, which at the moment looks like it could take years *sighs*
meanwhile, Konoha
Rei: Oh really sir, why don't you ever call yourself as your proper name?
Hellsbadass: Oh Rei how many times have I told you this, hellsbadass intimidates my enemys, and also it makes me sound cool.
Rei: I geuss so, anyway, how has Arumai's training been getting on?
Hellsbadass: Well, lets just say, he's no jiraiya.
toad mountain
Arumai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A snake! What the hells wrong with you?
Grandmaster jubunto: if you can't handle a snake then how in the world are you going to handle enemy ninja? Remember, every second we talk a ninja war could break out, so keep sharp.
Arumai:*grumbles* yeah like that is going to happen
Konoha
Messenger: HOKAGE! HOKAGE!
Hellsbadass: what is it?
messenger: terreble news, the raikage has said that if we do not give him the necklace which the 9 tails is sealed in, then he declares war.
hellsbadass grips both his swords and leans back in his chair
Hellsbadass: Really, well it seems like i'll have to pay him a visit.
if people like it I will continue it
Grandmaster jubunto wacks Arumai on the head
Grandmaster jubunto: remember boy! If you have to much toad energy you will turn to stone.
Arumai: yeah, yeah, yeah, when do we start learning proper ninjutsu?!!
Grandmaster jabunto: when you perfect sage mode, which at the moment looks like it could take years *sighs*
meanwhile, Konoha
Rei: Oh really sir, why don't you ever call yourself as your proper name?
Hellsbadass: Oh Rei how many times have I told you this, hellsbadass intimidates my enemys, and also it makes me sound cool.
Rei: I geuss so, anyway, how has Arumai's training been getting on?
Hellsbadass: Well, lets just say, he's no jiraiya.
toad mountain
Arumai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A snake! What the hells wrong with you?
Grandmaster jubunto: if you can't handle a snake then how in the world are you going to handle enemy ninja? Remember, every second we talk a ninja war could break out, so keep sharp.
Arumai:*grumbles* yeah like that is going to happen
Konoha
Messenger: HOKAGE! HOKAGE!
Hellsbadass: what is it?
messenger: terreble news, the raikage has said that if we do not give him the necklace which the 9 tails is sealed in, then he declares war.
hellsbadass grips both his swords and leans back in his chair
Hellsbadass: Really, well it seems like i'll have to pay him a visit.
if people like it I will continue it