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A New Challanger Appears!
Hidan glared at Itachi who was calmly eating cereal, like he had all f*****g day or some sh*t. Kisame walked in happily, slightly skipping. I mean, lurking, because the Akatsuki are hardcore criminals and don't care about people or ask stupid-
"How'd you sleep," Kisame asked, pouring himself some sugar coated delight. He pranced down to a seat next to Itachi.
"I had a nightmare," Itachi stated, politely nibbling on his meal.
"I'm sorry," Kisame said, sitting down.
"I'm sick of all this bullsh*t," Hidan yelled.
"Morning to you too Hidan," Kisame greeted.
"Why the **** does he get special treatment? Sometimes I get sad too!"
"Whats his problem," Kisame whispered into Itachi's ear.
"Kakuzu left yesterday afternoon and without him, Hidan feels the need to pick fights with everyone." Itachi took another spoon of cereal to his mouth and Hidan was starting to twitch.
"Oh," Kisame gasped and returned his attention to his cereal.
"Stop acting like you know me, Uchiha!"
"Is somebody hating on Itachi, un," Deidara asked, peeking his head into the kitchen. "Let me join! Itachi yo mamma-"
"Is dead," Itachi finished, with a loud clang from his spoon.
"Poor Itachi," Kisame cooed, placing a hand on Itachi's back to calm his nerves.
"Poor Itachi," Hidan screamed, making his chair fly back when he stood up. "He killed that b*tch! It was his own fault!"
"Hidan don't be jealous that Itachi is angstier than you," Pain stated following Deidara into the room and trying to bring the noise level down to none.
"I'm ten times angstier than Itachi," Hidan countered. "I hurt myself! Suck on that Uchiha!"
"You like the pain," Itachi said, putting his bowl in the sink. Hidan growled at him and his attitude problem.
"You can't be angstier than Itachi," Kisame laughed. "Its in his blood."
"Angst runs in my family too!"
"You don't even have a last name," Itachi mentioned. "Your village is unheard of along with your religion."
"Face it Hidan," Kisame chuckled. "You are a throw-away character."
"Why don't you two go choke on a f*cking d*ck," Hidan fumed.
"Itachi would like that, un," Deidara added. "Wait, no he wouldn't because he can take it like a pro."
"Hidan," Pain yelled. "I am sick of your constant need to fight with people, we are going to settle this once and for all. You and Itachi meet in the main room in a few hours, bearing your emo stuff, we are going to have Akatsuki's first and hopefully last angst battle!"
"Ha," Hidan laughed. "Prepare to lose to my ultimate angst!" He stormed off to his room, ready to get all the stuff ready. Itachi looked at him scurrying to his room then decided to join in on this little battle. It has been a while since he owned some noobs. And what better than at his own game?
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Hidan glared at Itachi who was calmly eating cereal, like he had all f*****g day or some sh*t. Kisame walked in happily, slightly skipping. I mean, lurking, because the Akatsuki are hardcore criminals and don't care about people or ask stupid-
"How'd you sleep," Kisame asked, pouring himself some sugar coated delight. He pranced down to a seat next to Itachi.
"I had a nightmare," Itachi stated, politely nibbling on his meal.
"I'm sorry," Kisame said, sitting down.
"I'm sick of all this bullsh*t," Hidan yelled.
"Morning to you too Hidan," Kisame greeted.
"Why the **** does he get special treatment? Sometimes I get sad too!"
"Whats his problem," Kisame whispered into Itachi's ear.
"Kakuzu left yesterday afternoon and without him, Hidan feels the need to pick fights with everyone." Itachi took another spoon of cereal to his mouth and Hidan was starting to twitch.
"Oh," Kisame gasped and returned his attention to his cereal.
"Stop acting like you know me, Uchiha!"
"Is somebody hating on Itachi, un," Deidara asked, peeking his head into the kitchen. "Let me join! Itachi yo mamma-"
"Is dead," Itachi finished, with a loud clang from his spoon.
"Poor Itachi," Kisame cooed, placing a hand on Itachi's back to calm his nerves.
"Poor Itachi," Hidan screamed, making his chair fly back when he stood up. "He killed that b*tch! It was his own fault!"
"Hidan don't be jealous that Itachi is angstier than you," Pain stated following Deidara into the room and trying to bring the noise level down to none.
"I'm ten times angstier than Itachi," Hidan countered. "I hurt myself! Suck on that Uchiha!"
"You like the pain," Itachi said, putting his bowl in the sink. Hidan growled at him and his attitude problem.
"You can't be angstier than Itachi," Kisame laughed. "Its in his blood."
"Angst runs in my family too!"
"You don't even have a last name," Itachi mentioned. "Your village is unheard of along with your religion."
"Face it Hidan," Kisame chuckled. "You are a throw-away character."
"Why don't you two go choke on a f*cking d*ck," Hidan fumed.
"Itachi would like that, un," Deidara added. "Wait, no he wouldn't because he can take it like a pro."
"Hidan," Pain yelled. "I am sick of your constant need to fight with people, we are going to settle this once and for all. You and Itachi meet in the main room in a few hours, bearing your emo stuff, we are going to have Akatsuki's first and hopefully last angst battle!"
"Ha," Hidan laughed. "Prepare to lose to my ultimate angst!" He stormed off to his room, ready to get all the stuff ready. Itachi looked at him scurrying to his room then decided to join in on this little battle. It has been a while since he owned some noobs. And what better than at his own game?
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