"p.s. We're not going to do the water balloon /rubber ball/ballon training, are we?"
WE are

And since you know alllll about it,
*hands you a small balloon*
HAve fun

And, you wont need clones, or need to pat down the rasengan. Just remember to focus your cahkra and spin it
yeah, clones and patting was just to help Naruto, and you'd think that being so strong and all, Naruto would be able to use a normal rasengan without clones by now (could've at least worked on that during his two-three
years training with Jiraiya!)
goody... I get to play with balloons.... :|
(This is a water balloon to start, right?)
*I take the water ballon in my right hand, and I spin the water throughout the ball by focusing chakra into it. As the water spins, I focus more chakra into the balloon, making the water spin in more than one direction. I continually add more streams of chakra into balloon, making the water spin in more and more directions, making the water spin faster and with more force. Eventually, the balloon pops, getting my shirt all wet.*
The only thing worse than getting wet when I want to be dry is being dirty. I'm not going to say 'when I want to be clean', because I
ALWAYS want to be clean. If someone tries to use a mud jutsu on me, I'm going to spaz on them SO bad!! xd