An Ode to Vegeta

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A warrior named Vegeta
He stole Yamcha from Bulma, he didn't get to eat her.
He's a Saiyan Prince
Nappa took him to the queen for a drink
After his planet was destroyed by Frieza.

He came to earth, trying to find the balls of a dragon
But one guy was gonna make it sure it won't happen
He got hit with a blast
Then went Ape on his ass
Now, out of fear, Goku was crapping.

It seems like Vegeta had in the bag
Until some fat little ***
Cut off his tail
Turned him back into a regular male
Now Vegeta's mad.

To his anger, the kid turned into a monkey
And to his dismay he was hungry
The kid tried to smash him with his fist
But Vegeta cleverly used Destructo Disc
Krillin didn't think it was funny.

The kid fell on him, smashed him into the ground
On Vegeta's face was a frown
He thought "F*ck this shit"
Get offa me kid
And took of the first space pod outta town.

To Be Continued....
 
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