Makoto Yuki
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*as schelueld a news crew came to video tape the akatsuki work day*
???: hello my name is alec smithson and i will be your host today right now im with the akatsuki leader pein.
alec: so pein how do you feel about the rules you laid out?
pein: im glad you asked alec, my rules enforce the work etthics of the memebers ten-fold-
*the camera cuts out to tobi*
alec: hello you must be the infamous tobi am i right?
tobi: who are you, why are you here, and why are you following me?!?!?!?!?!
alec: my name is alec and i just want to ask you a few questions.
tobi: agh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*camera pans off to sasori and deidara working*
alec: hello im alec, im here with fox news, can i ask a few questions?????
sasori/deidara: sure.
alec: how do you feel about the akatsuki critticizing you about your relationship?
sasori: relationship??
deidara: relationship??
alec: yes, pein said there should be no co-workers dating in the organization, no matter how cute the blonde is.
deidara: IM NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
sasori: get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alec: well it apears that the akatsuki are shy, from tobi and the cameras or deidara and her ok boyfreind-
deidara: im not a girl!!!!!!!!!
alec: up next are two akatsuki members that arnt shy.
alec: so how do you feel about your brother wanting to kill you?
itachi: it hurts alec,*crying* it hurts.
alec: how do you feel about tobi trying to make you fish sticks?
kisame:...what!!!...typical tobi.
alec: and now with cooking with hidan!!
hidan: hello, today im going to teach you how to make jashin salad. so you start of with a head of lettuce chop it up wahit than drown it with itallian dressing, and with a "hail, jashin!!!" and boom jashin salad.
alec: thank you hidan, lets try to get an interview with kakuzu.
*knocks on kakuzu's door*
alec: hello...*knock,knock*..
kakuzu: go away!!!!!!!!!
alec: fine..ok.
alec: well this has been an interview with the akatsuki, thank you good night.
tobi: kisame-sticks??
???: hello my name is alec smithson and i will be your host today right now im with the akatsuki leader pein.
alec: so pein how do you feel about the rules you laid out?
pein: im glad you asked alec, my rules enforce the work etthics of the memebers ten-fold-
*the camera cuts out to tobi*
alec: hello you must be the infamous tobi am i right?
tobi: who are you, why are you here, and why are you following me?!?!?!?!?!
alec: my name is alec and i just want to ask you a few questions.
tobi: agh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*camera pans off to sasori and deidara working*
alec: hello im alec, im here with fox news, can i ask a few questions?????
sasori/deidara: sure.
alec: how do you feel about the akatsuki critticizing you about your relationship?
sasori: relationship??
deidara: relationship??
alec: yes, pein said there should be no co-workers dating in the organization, no matter how cute the blonde is.
deidara: IM NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
sasori: get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alec: well it apears that the akatsuki are shy, from tobi and the cameras or deidara and her ok boyfreind-
deidara: im not a girl!!!!!!!!!
alec: up next are two akatsuki members that arnt shy.
alec: so how do you feel about your brother wanting to kill you?
itachi: it hurts alec,*crying* it hurts.
alec: how do you feel about tobi trying to make you fish sticks?
kisame:...what!!!...typical tobi.
alec: and now with cooking with hidan!!
hidan: hello, today im going to teach you how to make jashin salad. so you start of with a head of lettuce chop it up wahit than drown it with itallian dressing, and with a "hail, jashin!!!" and boom jashin salad.
alec: thank you hidan, lets try to get an interview with kakuzu.
*knocks on kakuzu's door*
alec: hello...*knock,knock*..
kakuzu: go away!!!!!!!!!
alec: fine..ok.
alec: well this has been an interview with the akatsuki, thank you good night.
tobi: kisame-sticks??
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hihi was funny to read 
