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The redhead stared, his hand on his face. To be frank, when he died, he really hadn't expected the afterlife to be a void. To his left, black. To his right, black. Above him, black. Below him, guess what ? That's right, black.
A *pop* sound appeared, and the redhead noticed a new person in the void, a man with long blonde hair.
??? : Aww, man, I really didn't expect heaven to be like this, un !
Though he silently agreed with the statement, the redhead didn't answer. Mainly, this was to look cool, though he wouldn't admit it to anyone.
The blonde seemed to have finally noted his presence.
???: Sasori-danna, you're here too, un ?
Sasori: Yes, Deidara. Now shut up.
Deidara: Aww, that's so mean, danna !
Both of them sat in silence, waiting for something to happen, when with a flurry of pops, more people began appearing in the black void.
Hidan: You've gotta be f****** kidding me ! I pray all my f****** life and this sh*t is all I get ? Where the f*** is Jashin-sama ?
Kakuzu: Nooo ! My sweet money ! I left you in the other world ! :T_T:
Itachi: Hn.
Kisame: Looks like its old home week, eh ?
Pein: ....
Everybody: WTH ! Pein died ?!
Zetsu: I don't know where we are...but I know I'm hungry...*evil grin*
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy ! Hello Deidara-sempai !
Deidara: Noo ! What did I do to deserve this maniac even in the afterlife ?! God, kill me now...oh wait. I'm already dead.
Everybody: -_-"
Suddenly, with a blinding flash of light, a man stepped out of the darkness. His eyes glowed with an unearthly light, he looked strong as an ox, and in total, his apppearance can be summed up by one word: badass.
???: Hello, my children.
Hidan: What the f*** do you mean, your -
The stranger waved a hand, and a gag appeared over Hidan's mouth instantly.
Everybody except Tobi and Hidan : Who the hell are you ?
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy !
Hidan: Mmmphmmm !! [ Translation: Let me go, you piece of sh*t ! ]
???: Me ? I'm the Rikudou Sennin.
Everybody: WTH !!
Rikudou Sennin: *smiling* I have a job for you, my dear Akatsuki.
Pein: What job, Sennin-sama ? * stars in eyes *
[ Yes, Pein is a fanboy of the Rikudou Sennin. Now on with the story. ]
Rikudou Sennin : I want you to go to another world, and help out the people there.
Pein: Sir yes sir !
With a blinding flash of light, the entire Akatsuki disappeared, only to reappear in a sort of office.
??? : Who are you people , and how did you get here ?
Akatsuki: We are the fearsome Akatsuki !!! *strikes a pose *
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???: O_O Very frightening, I'm sure.
Tobi: Who are you, old man ? Tobi is Tobi !
???: I...I am Shigekuni Yamamoto Genryusai. Prepare to die, intruders ! Reduce all creation to ash, Ryuujin Jakka !
Within moments, flame had filled the entire room.
Kisame: Hey Itachi, do you think Amaterasu can beat that ?
Itachi: Hn.
Kisame: Don't worry, fellow Akatsuki ! I, the great and strong Kisame, fighter of Kirigakure, monster of the Hidden Mist, sexy beast...
Everybody: Oh, get on with it. -_-"
Kisame: Fine, fine. Old man ! I'll absorb this fire with Samehada !!
Itachi: Kisame ?
Kisame: Don't interrupt Itachi, I've got a "moment" going on here.
Itachi:... Kisame
Kisame: What ?!
Itachi: *points to Kisame's back* No Samehada there, Kisame.
Kisame: Samehada ! Samehada where are you ! Nooo, my precious darling come to me ! *breaks down crying*
Everybody: -__-"
Yamamoto: Well, from what I can see you don't seem to be much of a threat.
Hidan: Mphmmmm !!! [ Yes, the Rikudou Sennin forgot to remove his gag. ]
Yamamoto: Well, what do you all want to do from now ?
Pein: We were sent here to...
Deidara: Kick ass and take names ! Yeah, un !!
Pein: No, we were sent here to....
Zetsu: Eat people !
Pein: Dammit, will you a****** stop interrupting me !
Akatsuki: Sorry, Pein. * cowers *
Pein: Ahem, as I was saying we were sent here to help you in whatever fight you were doing.
Yamamoto: Oh ? Do you have zanpakutous ?
Everybody: O_O What ?
Yamamoto: Sigh..I can see we've got out work cut out for us. Luckily, I've got something here !!
Yamamoto pulls out a video cassette reading " Kisuke Urahara's guide to the Seiretei for Idiots" and plugs it in.
Three hours later.....
Yamamoto: As you can see, that explains everything. Now, I will have someone escort you around the Gotei to get your zanpakutous.
*Knock on door*
Yamamoto [ thinking ] : Thank Kami for letting me escape from these weirdos !
Byakuya: Sotaichou ? Should I come back later ?
Yamamoto: No no, Kuchiki-taichou. Take these "people" around the Gotei and then to the Academy for getting their zanpakutous. Then, train them till they get Shikai.
Byakuya : O_O Fine, follow me. [ Cursing inside his head ]
And so it was, that Byakuya Kuchiki, entering the Sotaichou's office with the accounts of the Sixth Division, left with nine maniacal criminals on his hands.
To be Continued.
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