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(Setting: After “Pranks and Team Hawk”)
Madara was back inside Akatsuki’s domain, panting.
“Wassup? Didn’t you tell me you’d bring pretty boy and the gang?” asked Kisame, holding a tape while standing on a wobbling ladder.
“Wassup? Didn’t you tell me that the preparation’s gonna be done when I’m here?” Madara offended.
“The only ones available are me & Zetsu. Plus, Zetsu’s got NO HANDS!” Kisame responded, “Why can’t you drag ‘em here?”
“There’s poisonous gas there, plus everyone fainted,” Madara answered.
“Aaaahhhhh!!!! If things continue on, leader-Sama and his wife or whatsoever won’t get any surprises in this cheer-up party-WACK!!” Kisame was cut off because he fell off along with the ladder.
BAM!
Madara let out a sigh and sat on Kisame’s back. He remembered the last Akatsuki anniversary. The best anniversary ever...
~Flashback
“Deidara-Sempaiiii!!!!!!!”
“What?”
“Is the pi?ata done???”
“Uh-huh, hey Tobi, stop yelling!”
“OK. Pi?ata, check!”
“But, Tobi, is that shape a good idea? Leader-Sama will whack us for this...”
“Sure it is! No pi?ata’s better than THE “Leader-Sama Kissing Konan-San” shaped pi?ata by THE one & only Deidara-Sempai!” Tobi (Madara) squealed.
“Uhh, thanks,” Deidara walked away, flattered. One minute later, there were hysterical voices: “MY ART IS THE BEST!!”
Tobi walked towards Itachi.
“Itachi-San, is the tart ready?”
“Yep. As crunchy and as special as ever! I baked it with Amaterasu!”
“Can I see it?”
“Uhh, Kisame’s putting out the fire..”
Suddenly, an empty fire extinguisher tube carrying Kisame got out of the pantry, full of white gunk, and his hair got burned, plus he smelled like fried fish.
“KISAME!?!?” Screamed Itachi & Tobi.
“Well, I put out the fire...plus I added some cream to it...hopefully leader-Sama likes cream cake.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...” Kisame fell down, coughing, smoke coming out of his mouth each time he coughed.
BAM! CLANG!
“Kisameeee..............” Itachi threw himself at Kisame, weeping in a “Juliet Mourning for Romeo” position.
Tobi got in the pantry and looked at the tart. It looked like a cream mountain. His face turned pale and he tried a slice.
“Holy crap, it tastes like fire extinguisher!”
He raked out the “cream” and saw that the cake is all black. He tasted the creamless cake and it tasted like ebony.
“Eww, gross!”
Then, he fetched a sack of sugar (The white one, usually for donuts) and in a minute, the cake looked like a wedding cake.
“Cake, fixed!” Tobi came out of the pantry, his Akatsuki cloak & hair white all over.
Tobi walked towards Kakuzu.
“Kakuzu-San, is the present done?”
“Almost,” he said, while sewing a black shirt. On it were the words, “Akatsuki Leader Sama” in big red letters, and above the words were another sentence: “Don’t f**k with me”.
“Temo (But), Kakuzu-San, it’s more like a nightdress. Too big for a shirt...”
“DON’T F*CK WITH ME!” Kakuzu yelled, “Almost done!!”
“Okay,” Tobi said dryly, walking towards Hidan.
“Hidan-Saan... are you ready for the prayer?”
“OK, just one more minute...” Hidan replied, taking a blade off his chest, finishing the Jashin ritual, “Yup, I am now!”
Tobi ran towards Zetsu, who was in charge of preparing the sandwiches.
“Ah, here you are, Tobi. Well, I need just one more piece of lettuce...OW! TOBI!”
“Sandwiches, check!” He said cheerfully after he put a chunk of Zetsu’s green thingy on the last sandwich.
“EVERYONE READY??? I CAN’T HOLD ‘EM MUCH LONGER!” Tobi yelled, his hand pushing a door.
“READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled the group.
Tobi pulled away and out came God Realm (Pain) and Konan.
“SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY AKATSUKI ANNIVERSARYYY!!!!” yelled Tobi, Itachi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Zetsu and a burned but conscious Kisame.
“WTF??” questioned a surprised Konan.
“I will start the prayer!” Hidan hollered. “!@#%^^&^*&*&**^^%*(A language unable to translate) !@$%&^&$^$%#@$^%&^&*&**^&%^$%#%>>>:”:”P:_+_HJKHGFGDSW@#$%&IOIIHGGIOIIHGGDFGDGJHJHHUIUI
OPOPOpPOPOIhjojojohIHihkjk....Done praying!!”
The group looked like O.O
The party started. Itachi sang “Doncha (***** cat Dolls)” and danced, following the rhythm; Kisame’s bathing in cold water, Deidara ran shouting “MY ART...IS THE BE~ST!” , Hidan is in a room doing his ritual, Kakuzu’s bandaging Zetsu, while Tobi’s guiding both God realm & Konan.
“Here are the sandwiches! We made it ourselves!” said Tobi happily.
“Thank God, I haven’t eaten since morning,” Konan said, taking one sandwich (The one with Zetsu’s green limb) and took a bite.
“It’s thank Jashin!” came Hidan’s voice from a room.
But after that, she ran towards a nearby sink and threw up, then came back to God Realm’s side and followed Tobi, who led them towards the cake.
God Realm tasted a slice and stuck out his tongue. Konan did the same and stuck out her tongue.
“Maybe we should see the pi?ata!” Tobi hollered happily.
The trio saw the colossal pi?ata and then Konan slapped God Realm while yelling, “PERV!!” , then she punched the pi?ata, causing it to explode.
After the explosion, Tobi gave God Realm the shirt.
“Chief-Samaa.... this is a gift from all of us...AAH!” Tobi yelled, and God Realm snatched the shirt.
“WTF!?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME!? THIS IS A NIGHTDRESS! AND WTF, THE WORDS!!!” yelled God Realm.
Because Deidara ran around and kicked a can of black paint near the shirt (for the pi?ata, the group forgot to put it away), the paint spoiled the shirt, so the words on the shirt now read: “F**k Akatsuki Leader Sama”.
The rest is history.
~End Flashback
“Madara,”
Madara stayed silent.
“Madara, get off me,”
Madara’s still sitting.
“Madara...”
“Oh, sorry Kisame, I’m fetching Sasuke then,”
Madara came back to the place and when he arrived, no one’s there.
Madara was back inside Akatsuki’s domain, panting.
“Wassup? Didn’t you tell me you’d bring pretty boy and the gang?” asked Kisame, holding a tape while standing on a wobbling ladder.
“Wassup? Didn’t you tell me that the preparation’s gonna be done when I’m here?” Madara offended.
“The only ones available are me & Zetsu. Plus, Zetsu’s got NO HANDS!” Kisame responded, “Why can’t you drag ‘em here?”
“There’s poisonous gas there, plus everyone fainted,” Madara answered.
“Aaaahhhhh!!!! If things continue on, leader-Sama and his wife or whatsoever won’t get any surprises in this cheer-up party-WACK!!” Kisame was cut off because he fell off along with the ladder.
BAM!
Madara let out a sigh and sat on Kisame’s back. He remembered the last Akatsuki anniversary. The best anniversary ever...
~Flashback
“Deidara-Sempaiiii!!!!!!!”
“What?”
“Is the pi?ata done???”
“Uh-huh, hey Tobi, stop yelling!”
“OK. Pi?ata, check!”
“But, Tobi, is that shape a good idea? Leader-Sama will whack us for this...”
“Sure it is! No pi?ata’s better than THE “Leader-Sama Kissing Konan-San” shaped pi?ata by THE one & only Deidara-Sempai!” Tobi (Madara) squealed.
“Uhh, thanks,” Deidara walked away, flattered. One minute later, there were hysterical voices: “MY ART IS THE BEST!!”
Tobi walked towards Itachi.
“Itachi-San, is the tart ready?”
“Yep. As crunchy and as special as ever! I baked it with Amaterasu!”
“Can I see it?”
“Uhh, Kisame’s putting out the fire..”
Suddenly, an empty fire extinguisher tube carrying Kisame got out of the pantry, full of white gunk, and his hair got burned, plus he smelled like fried fish.
“KISAME!?!?” Screamed Itachi & Tobi.
“Well, I put out the fire...plus I added some cream to it...hopefully leader-Sama likes cream cake.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...” Kisame fell down, coughing, smoke coming out of his mouth each time he coughed.
BAM! CLANG!
“Kisameeee..............” Itachi threw himself at Kisame, weeping in a “Juliet Mourning for Romeo” position.
Tobi got in the pantry and looked at the tart. It looked like a cream mountain. His face turned pale and he tried a slice.
“Holy crap, it tastes like fire extinguisher!”
He raked out the “cream” and saw that the cake is all black. He tasted the creamless cake and it tasted like ebony.
“Eww, gross!”
Then, he fetched a sack of sugar (The white one, usually for donuts) and in a minute, the cake looked like a wedding cake.
“Cake, fixed!” Tobi came out of the pantry, his Akatsuki cloak & hair white all over.
Tobi walked towards Kakuzu.
“Kakuzu-San, is the present done?”
“Almost,” he said, while sewing a black shirt. On it were the words, “Akatsuki Leader Sama” in big red letters, and above the words were another sentence: “Don’t f**k with me”.
“Temo (But), Kakuzu-San, it’s more like a nightdress. Too big for a shirt...”
“DON’T F*CK WITH ME!” Kakuzu yelled, “Almost done!!”
“Okay,” Tobi said dryly, walking towards Hidan.
“Hidan-Saan... are you ready for the prayer?”
“OK, just one more minute...” Hidan replied, taking a blade off his chest, finishing the Jashin ritual, “Yup, I am now!”
Tobi ran towards Zetsu, who was in charge of preparing the sandwiches.
“Ah, here you are, Tobi. Well, I need just one more piece of lettuce...OW! TOBI!”
“Sandwiches, check!” He said cheerfully after he put a chunk of Zetsu’s green thingy on the last sandwich.
“EVERYONE READY??? I CAN’T HOLD ‘EM MUCH LONGER!” Tobi yelled, his hand pushing a door.
“READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled the group.
Tobi pulled away and out came God Realm (Pain) and Konan.
“SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY AKATSUKI ANNIVERSARYYY!!!!” yelled Tobi, Itachi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Zetsu and a burned but conscious Kisame.
“WTF??” questioned a surprised Konan.
“I will start the prayer!” Hidan hollered. “!@#%^^&^*&*&**^^%*(A language unable to translate) !@$%&^&$^$%#@$^%&^&*&**^&%^$%#%>>>:”:”P:_+_HJKHGFGDSW@#$%&IOIIHGGIOIIHGGDFGDGJHJHHUIUI
OPOPOpPOPOIhjojojohIHihkjk....Done praying!!”The group looked like O.O
The party started. Itachi sang “Doncha (***** cat Dolls)” and danced, following the rhythm; Kisame’s bathing in cold water, Deidara ran shouting “MY ART...IS THE BE~ST!” , Hidan is in a room doing his ritual, Kakuzu’s bandaging Zetsu, while Tobi’s guiding both God realm & Konan.
“Here are the sandwiches! We made it ourselves!” said Tobi happily.
“Thank God, I haven’t eaten since morning,” Konan said, taking one sandwich (The one with Zetsu’s green limb) and took a bite.
“It’s thank Jashin!” came Hidan’s voice from a room.
But after that, she ran towards a nearby sink and threw up, then came back to God Realm’s side and followed Tobi, who led them towards the cake.
God Realm tasted a slice and stuck out his tongue. Konan did the same and stuck out her tongue.
“Maybe we should see the pi?ata!” Tobi hollered happily.
The trio saw the colossal pi?ata and then Konan slapped God Realm while yelling, “PERV!!” , then she punched the pi?ata, causing it to explode.
After the explosion, Tobi gave God Realm the shirt.
“Chief-Samaa.... this is a gift from all of us...AAH!” Tobi yelled, and God Realm snatched the shirt.
“WTF!?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME!? THIS IS A NIGHTDRESS! AND WTF, THE WORDS!!!” yelled God Realm.
Because Deidara ran around and kicked a can of black paint near the shirt (for the pi?ata, the group forgot to put it away), the paint spoiled the shirt, so the words on the shirt now read: “F**k Akatsuki Leader Sama”.
The rest is history.
~End Flashback
“Madara,”
Madara stayed silent.
“Madara, get off me,”
Madara’s still sitting.
“Madara...”
“Oh, sorry Kisame, I’m fetching Sasuke then,”
Madara came back to the place and when he arrived, no one’s there.
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