Zetsu and Tobi looked at Baska.
Zetsu: I know you aren't going to let a minor like him get into the Akatsuki?
Tobi: Zetsu! Just you wait. Baska will be treated like I want him to!
Zestu: Yeah, as I thought.
In the other room, Itachi and Sasuke were trying to finish their battle.
Pein: Just don't get any blood on the newly painted walls you guys.
Sasuke and Itachi: WE KNOW ALL READY!!
Pein: Gosh. You guys want to fight each other so much, I thought you would forget.
Itachi: I never forget.
Sasuke: Then how did you forget to punch me?
Itachi was dangling from Sasuke's hand.
Itachi: Oh darn!
Pein: I told you someday Sasuke will pawn you like Ali did to Frazier, Itachi
Itachi: Yeah, whatever!
Sasori and Deidara were spending time in the lobby of the base, as usual.
Sasori: Look at my puppets, Deidara. They're much better than that excuse for art!
Deidara: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Sasori: Yeah, your art looks like Elmo's chocolate after smoking Kools cigarettes!
Deidara gasped and didn't say a word back untill a moment later.
Deidara: You- you take that back!
Sasori: What, you haven't been listening to the daily hip hop music Pein has been giving us?
Deidara: What?
Sasori: He's been pssing it under our door ways every day. Haven't you paid attention.
Deidara: No, I haven't.
Sasori: Well, the music has been giving me checking gifts! Now I can talk about anyone!
Tobi: Sasori, keep your girly, low voice down, okay?
Deidara: Ha, look at Sasori!
Tobi: You too, Deidara!
Tobi was holding a meeting with Pein and Zetsu.
Zetsu: So, will Baska be made and Akatsuki member?
Pein: Yeah.
Zetsu stared with his mouth open.
Tobi: Aww, shut your mouth, Zetsu! Your breath smells like dead people! Have you been eating corpses?
Zetsu: Anyway, Pein says yes.
Tobi: Oh, I agree.
Zetsu: WHAT!!
Tobi: Its always good to have new members in the group.
Pein: Tobi's got a point.
Zetsu: Okay, if I don't see any special jutsu out of him in the next three days, he's out of here and back to McDonalds!
Tobi: Agreed.
Pein: Agreed.
Zetsu: Now if you don't mind, I'm listening to Chris Brown.
Pein: NO! I've banned Chris Brown from the base!
Zetsu: For what?
Pein: Well, Konan has been taking a huge liking into him, and that has to stop.
Zetsu: What is there to listen to now?
Pein: BEYONCE!
Tobi: WHAT THE-!?
Zetsu: Oh no...
Pein started singing Beyonce's lyrics like a girl.
Pein: Baby girl your on my mind... uh... something... something...
Zetsu: See! You don't even know the lyrics and you want Beyonce music.
Pein: So? I got Chris Brown and didn't know his lyrics.
Zetsu sighed. Sasuke left the room Itachi was in and went to do some stuff.
Sasuke: Time to sneak a peak at the Akatsuki base!
He headed for an elevator, but Itachi stopped him.
Itachi: Sasuke!
Sasuke: What?! I'm going on a tour of the base!
Itachi: Do what you please, but note, don't go in my room...
With that Itachi moved back into the darkness.
Sasuke: Hmph. He's like Batman.
Suddenly, Batman pops up from no where.
Batman: You rang?
Sasuke: What? Your not allowed in this show!
Batman: Is it because I'm not anime? That won't stop me.
Sasuke: What ever, goof ball.
Batman gave him an evil glare and backed into the shadows.
Sasuke: Anyway, Itachi said not to go in his room, that means I will!
He got inside the elevator and went to the first floor. While he was on the elevator, he heard the the Flo Rida and Timbaland song.
Elevator music: Stuck on my ele-elevator!
Sasuke: Oh heck no! This is getting ridiculous!
The elevator finally stopped. On the floor he saw Zestu's, Itachi's, Deidara's and Hidan's room.
Sasuke: Goodie
He trundled over to Itachi's door. He turned the nob, and the door went open.
Sasuke: WHAT?!
His room was blank. Nothing was there, except a cd on his mat.
Sasuke: Man, at least he should have a bed!
He walked over to Itachi's mat and picked up the cd.
Sasuke: Itachi's mix? Weird name for a cd.
He found a radio, and popped the cd into it. A 90's pimp music started coming out like something Al Green would make.
Sasuke: OH SNAP!!
He quickly crushed the radio with a Mario mallet. Itachi appeared from no where.
Itachi: Dude, what are you doing in my room?
Sasuke: No, its noth-
Itachi: Dude, get out of my room.
Sasuke: Okay.
Itachi: Why are we arguing like little spoiled brats.
Sasuke: We are spoiled brats.
Itachi: Dude, like, I don't even know you anymore.
Sasuke: Okay, dude. You don't have to get mean.
Pein: OKAY, DUDES!! WE KNOW YOUR DUDES!! SO STOP SAYING DUDE, DUDE!!
Itachi and Sasuke jump.
Itachi & Sasuke: ARGHHH!! Where'd you come from?!
Pein: I have wicked power, man.
Sasuke whispers something to Itachi.
Sasuke: Looks like he's going loony.
Pein: I herd that! Note that I'm standing right in front of you!
Suddenly, Zetsu comes up from the ground with a dead human in his mouth, munching away.
Itachi: Yuck! Is that Justin Timberlake in your mouth?!
Zetsu: Duh. Anyway, I just came here to tell Sasuke don't go in the bathroom.
Itachi: Oh yeah, that reminds me. I have to go to the bathroom. A very hot, mysterious, S-ranked criminal, missing-nin has to take a dump too, ya know!
Pein and Zetsu stare at Itachi, while Sasuke calls naruto on his T-mobile.
Sasuke: Dude, your scheduled at the end of the season.
Naruto: Yeah, what episode?
Sasuke: episode 25.
Pein: Sasuke, who are you calling?
Sasuke quickly hangs up his T-mobile.
Sasuke: Uh, nothing! Just my mom.
Itachi: LIER! She's dead!
Zetsu: Yeah. It looks like you tring to start some serious mess.
Pein: Zetsu, no. Don't go for the Flavor of love thing.
Zetsu: Well what can I say? I love that girl with no nickname who also appeared on charm school.
Pein: Back to the subject people!
As soon Zetsu and Pein turn around, Sasuke and Itachi were gone.
Pein: Oh, look Zetsu! You let the both of them get away!
Zetsu: Like Sasuke can start some mess! Ninja please...
Pein shakes his head feeling sorry for the plant dude.
Pein: How did you become a plant?
Zetsu: I'd rather leave that untold...
In the bathroom, Itachi was taking a huge dump while Sasuke kept collecting cheap, breakable toilet paper.
Sasuke: Ugh, I'll never understand these Kroger toilet paper.
Itachi: Don't you mean from Sam's club?
Sasuke: Oh yeah!
Itachi: Besides, Sam's cola is better than this!
Sasuke: Cola pawns toilet paper any day.
Itachi: Any SECOND.
Suddenly, an unforgetable voice comes from the other stall left from Itachi's.
Sasuke: Its the old man from Family Guy!! Itachi, save yourself!!
Itachi: Argh, I can't! This turd is hard to push out!
Sasuke: Your on your own, buddy.
Itachi: WAIT!! Your a ninja, so use a jutsu or something to kill him.
Old man: Oh, I just love little boys. Especially the on's with the wide open but holes.
Itachi: OH MY GOD, HE'S INSANE!!
Sasuke: This is why I told Masashi not to put me in Family Guy!
(No offense to Masashi)
Old man: Yep, I sure do love me some chips. In don't like hot cheetos, because they make me faint. So I brought cheese nips.
Sasuke: I don't want to know what happens next...
Itachi: You got a huge sword, Sasuke, so kill him!
Old man: You want some cheese nips, Sasuke?
Sasuke: No, I don't! And how do you know my name?!
Old man: I've been watchin' you Akatsuki...
Itachi: save me... someone PLEASE!
Old man: I've been watchin' Deidara with his shirt off. Yep, He's a good one. Zetsu eating people. He sure cou-
Sasuke: ENOUGH!! Its time to end your gayness!
Sasuke snatches his sword out, cutting himself by accident.
Sasuke: OUCH!! MY ARM!!
Itachi: Sasuke, you idiot! I'm stuck here on the toilet with a huge turd in my but, and you want to make the situation even worse?!
Sasuke: But it stings!
Itachi: I don't give an Elmo's ass for that small cut!
Sasuke: Okay, I'll be strong! Unpairable, and all that is pre-made and cottony!
Itachi: You've been reading captain underpants again?
Sasuke: Yep.
Old man: I hardly had a say in this conversation. I just wanna say that I know why all the girls are goin' after you, Itachi. I wish I was a girl...
Itachi: SOMEBODY, GET THIS GAYNESS AWAY FROM ME!!
Then, a flushing sound is heard.
Itachi: The old man is done?!
Sasuke: No. I just flushed my sword down the toilet.
There was a long silence. Itachi spoke.
Itachi: Why the world did you flush your sword down the toilet? Do you know how much the plumbing system cost?!
Sasuke: Chill, I jus-
Itachi: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Sasuke: Uhh, 2.99?
Itachi makes a shadow clone and smacks Sasuke.
Sasuke: Itachi, chill. I have Kisame's sword.
Itachi: Then why did Kisame go to Captain Dee's without the Samehada?
Sasuke: Beats me.
Old man: Please, fine fellers, let me talk.
Itachi: KILL HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE, SASUKE!!
Sasuke takes out the Samehada, but only hits the old man with his hand.
Itachi: I feel sorry for you, Sasuke.
Sasuke: His gayness is so strong it penetrates my braveness! You can't blame me.
Itachi: I have the m. sharingan-
Sasuke: Yeah, YOU DO! But I don't.
Itachi: You know how to achieve it.
Sasuke: I wont leave that easily...
Old man: Mmm, cheese nips. Its like nipping on a young boys nipple.
Itachi and Sasuke scream.
Itachi: PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU SASUKE, KILL HIM!!
Sasuke: YOU KILL HIM IF YOUR SO WORKED UP ABOUT IT!!
Itachi: You excuse for an Uchiha!
Old man: Can I nip on one of y'alls nipples?
With the fear of getting raped, Itachi farts out the remaining bits of his chocolate.
Itachi: I'm out!
Sasuke: Right behind you!
The two idiots return to the lobby. Pein eyed them.
Zetsu: I told you not to go in the bathroom.
Sasuke: Well why didn't you kill him?!
Zetsu: He was to gay.
Sasuke: Thats what I told Itachi the whole time!
Pein: Now, that every Akatsuki member is here, except Kisame, we'll start. Kisame will have to be late.
Suddenly, the door burst open. Kisame appeared with knives in his back, fish all over him. He was also soaking wet.
Kisame: It... was... hell...
Sasuke: Sucks for you then.
He whistled afterwards.
Kisame: Somebody stole my sword!!
Nobody said a word. Sasuke kept whistling.
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Lei: Well, that was a stupid, retarded way to end the episode. Also, the gay dude will be in the series untill I can think of a way to dispose of him. Leave comments...
Next time:
Will Kisame get his sword back?
Will he find out that Sasuke stole it?
Is Baska going to show what he can do?
Wait 'till next episode, duh!
Zetsu: I know you aren't going to let a minor like him get into the Akatsuki?
Tobi: Zetsu! Just you wait. Baska will be treated like I want him to!
Zestu: Yeah, as I thought.
In the other room, Itachi and Sasuke were trying to finish their battle.
Pein: Just don't get any blood on the newly painted walls you guys.
Sasuke and Itachi: WE KNOW ALL READY!!
Pein: Gosh. You guys want to fight each other so much, I thought you would forget.
Itachi: I never forget.
Sasuke: Then how did you forget to punch me?
Itachi was dangling from Sasuke's hand.
Itachi: Oh darn!
Pein: I told you someday Sasuke will pawn you like Ali did to Frazier, Itachi
Itachi: Yeah, whatever!
Sasori and Deidara were spending time in the lobby of the base, as usual.
Sasori: Look at my puppets, Deidara. They're much better than that excuse for art!
Deidara: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Sasori: Yeah, your art looks like Elmo's chocolate after smoking Kools cigarettes!
Deidara gasped and didn't say a word back untill a moment later.
Deidara: You- you take that back!
Sasori: What, you haven't been listening to the daily hip hop music Pein has been giving us?
Deidara: What?
Sasori: He's been pssing it under our door ways every day. Haven't you paid attention.
Deidara: No, I haven't.
Sasori: Well, the music has been giving me checking gifts! Now I can talk about anyone!
Tobi: Sasori, keep your girly, low voice down, okay?
Deidara: Ha, look at Sasori!
Tobi: You too, Deidara!
Tobi was holding a meeting with Pein and Zetsu.
Zetsu: So, will Baska be made and Akatsuki member?
Pein: Yeah.
Zetsu stared with his mouth open.
Tobi: Aww, shut your mouth, Zetsu! Your breath smells like dead people! Have you been eating corpses?
Zetsu: Anyway, Pein says yes.
Tobi: Oh, I agree.
Zetsu: WHAT!!
Tobi: Its always good to have new members in the group.
Pein: Tobi's got a point.
Zetsu: Okay, if I don't see any special jutsu out of him in the next three days, he's out of here and back to McDonalds!
Tobi: Agreed.
Pein: Agreed.
Zetsu: Now if you don't mind, I'm listening to Chris Brown.
Pein: NO! I've banned Chris Brown from the base!
Zetsu: For what?
Pein: Well, Konan has been taking a huge liking into him, and that has to stop.
Zetsu: What is there to listen to now?
Pein: BEYONCE!
Tobi: WHAT THE-!?
Zetsu: Oh no...
Pein started singing Beyonce's lyrics like a girl.
Pein: Baby girl your on my mind... uh... something... something...
Zetsu: See! You don't even know the lyrics and you want Beyonce music.
Pein: So? I got Chris Brown and didn't know his lyrics.
Zetsu sighed. Sasuke left the room Itachi was in and went to do some stuff.
Sasuke: Time to sneak a peak at the Akatsuki base!
He headed for an elevator, but Itachi stopped him.
Itachi: Sasuke!
Sasuke: What?! I'm going on a tour of the base!
Itachi: Do what you please, but note, don't go in my room...
With that Itachi moved back into the darkness.
Sasuke: Hmph. He's like Batman.
Suddenly, Batman pops up from no where.
Batman: You rang?
Sasuke: What? Your not allowed in this show!
Batman: Is it because I'm not anime? That won't stop me.
Sasuke: What ever, goof ball.
Batman gave him an evil glare and backed into the shadows.
Sasuke: Anyway, Itachi said not to go in his room, that means I will!
He got inside the elevator and went to the first floor. While he was on the elevator, he heard the the Flo Rida and Timbaland song.
Elevator music: Stuck on my ele-elevator!
Sasuke: Oh heck no! This is getting ridiculous!
The elevator finally stopped. On the floor he saw Zestu's, Itachi's, Deidara's and Hidan's room.
Sasuke: Goodie
He trundled over to Itachi's door. He turned the nob, and the door went open.
Sasuke: WHAT?!
His room was blank. Nothing was there, except a cd on his mat.
Sasuke: Man, at least he should have a bed!
He walked over to Itachi's mat and picked up the cd.
Sasuke: Itachi's mix? Weird name for a cd.
He found a radio, and popped the cd into it. A 90's pimp music started coming out like something Al Green would make.
Sasuke: OH SNAP!!
He quickly crushed the radio with a Mario mallet. Itachi appeared from no where.
Itachi: Dude, what are you doing in my room?
Sasuke: No, its noth-
Itachi: Dude, get out of my room.
Sasuke: Okay.
Itachi: Why are we arguing like little spoiled brats.
Sasuke: We are spoiled brats.
Itachi: Dude, like, I don't even know you anymore.
Sasuke: Okay, dude. You don't have to get mean.
Pein: OKAY, DUDES!! WE KNOW YOUR DUDES!! SO STOP SAYING DUDE, DUDE!!
Itachi and Sasuke jump.
Itachi & Sasuke: ARGHHH!! Where'd you come from?!
Pein: I have wicked power, man.
Sasuke whispers something to Itachi.
Sasuke: Looks like he's going loony.
Pein: I herd that! Note that I'm standing right in front of you!
Suddenly, Zetsu comes up from the ground with a dead human in his mouth, munching away.
Itachi: Yuck! Is that Justin Timberlake in your mouth?!
Zetsu: Duh. Anyway, I just came here to tell Sasuke don't go in the bathroom.
Itachi: Oh yeah, that reminds me. I have to go to the bathroom. A very hot, mysterious, S-ranked criminal, missing-nin has to take a dump too, ya know!
Pein and Zetsu stare at Itachi, while Sasuke calls naruto on his T-mobile.
Sasuke: Dude, your scheduled at the end of the season.
Naruto: Yeah, what episode?
Sasuke: episode 25.
Pein: Sasuke, who are you calling?
Sasuke quickly hangs up his T-mobile.
Sasuke: Uh, nothing! Just my mom.
Itachi: LIER! She's dead!
Zetsu: Yeah. It looks like you tring to start some serious mess.
Pein: Zetsu, no. Don't go for the Flavor of love thing.
Zetsu: Well what can I say? I love that girl with no nickname who also appeared on charm school.
Pein: Back to the subject people!
As soon Zetsu and Pein turn around, Sasuke and Itachi were gone.
Pein: Oh, look Zetsu! You let the both of them get away!
Zetsu: Like Sasuke can start some mess! Ninja please...
Pein shakes his head feeling sorry for the plant dude.
Pein: How did you become a plant?
Zetsu: I'd rather leave that untold...
In the bathroom, Itachi was taking a huge dump while Sasuke kept collecting cheap, breakable toilet paper.
Sasuke: Ugh, I'll never understand these Kroger toilet paper.
Itachi: Don't you mean from Sam's club?
Sasuke: Oh yeah!
Itachi: Besides, Sam's cola is better than this!
Sasuke: Cola pawns toilet paper any day.
Itachi: Any SECOND.
Suddenly, an unforgetable voice comes from the other stall left from Itachi's.
Sasuke: Its the old man from Family Guy!! Itachi, save yourself!!
Itachi: Argh, I can't! This turd is hard to push out!
Sasuke: Your on your own, buddy.
Itachi: WAIT!! Your a ninja, so use a jutsu or something to kill him.
Old man: Oh, I just love little boys. Especially the on's with the wide open but holes.
Itachi: OH MY GOD, HE'S INSANE!!
Sasuke: This is why I told Masashi not to put me in Family Guy!
(No offense to Masashi)
Old man: Yep, I sure do love me some chips. In don't like hot cheetos, because they make me faint. So I brought cheese nips.
Sasuke: I don't want to know what happens next...
Itachi: You got a huge sword, Sasuke, so kill him!
Old man: You want some cheese nips, Sasuke?
Sasuke: No, I don't! And how do you know my name?!
Old man: I've been watchin' you Akatsuki...
Itachi: save me... someone PLEASE!
Old man: I've been watchin' Deidara with his shirt off. Yep, He's a good one. Zetsu eating people. He sure cou-
Sasuke: ENOUGH!! Its time to end your gayness!
Sasuke snatches his sword out, cutting himself by accident.
Sasuke: OUCH!! MY ARM!!
Itachi: Sasuke, you idiot! I'm stuck here on the toilet with a huge turd in my but, and you want to make the situation even worse?!
Sasuke: But it stings!
Itachi: I don't give an Elmo's ass for that small cut!
Sasuke: Okay, I'll be strong! Unpairable, and all that is pre-made and cottony!
Itachi: You've been reading captain underpants again?
Sasuke: Yep.
Old man: I hardly had a say in this conversation. I just wanna say that I know why all the girls are goin' after you, Itachi. I wish I was a girl...
Itachi: SOMEBODY, GET THIS GAYNESS AWAY FROM ME!!
Then, a flushing sound is heard.
Itachi: The old man is done?!
Sasuke: No. I just flushed my sword down the toilet.
There was a long silence. Itachi spoke.
Itachi: Why the world did you flush your sword down the toilet? Do you know how much the plumbing system cost?!
Sasuke: Chill, I jus-
Itachi: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Sasuke: Uhh, 2.99?
Itachi makes a shadow clone and smacks Sasuke.
Sasuke: Itachi, chill. I have Kisame's sword.
Itachi: Then why did Kisame go to Captain Dee's without the Samehada?
Sasuke: Beats me.
Old man: Please, fine fellers, let me talk.
Itachi: KILL HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE, SASUKE!!
Sasuke takes out the Samehada, but only hits the old man with his hand.
Itachi: I feel sorry for you, Sasuke.
Sasuke: His gayness is so strong it penetrates my braveness! You can't blame me.
Itachi: I have the m. sharingan-
Sasuke: Yeah, YOU DO! But I don't.
Itachi: You know how to achieve it.
Sasuke: I wont leave that easily...
Old man: Mmm, cheese nips. Its like nipping on a young boys nipple.
Itachi and Sasuke scream.
Itachi: PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU SASUKE, KILL HIM!!
Sasuke: YOU KILL HIM IF YOUR SO WORKED UP ABOUT IT!!
Itachi: You excuse for an Uchiha!
Old man: Can I nip on one of y'alls nipples?
With the fear of getting raped, Itachi farts out the remaining bits of his chocolate.
Itachi: I'm out!
Sasuke: Right behind you!
The two idiots return to the lobby. Pein eyed them.
Zetsu: I told you not to go in the bathroom.
Sasuke: Well why didn't you kill him?!
Zetsu: He was to gay.
Sasuke: Thats what I told Itachi the whole time!
Pein: Now, that every Akatsuki member is here, except Kisame, we'll start. Kisame will have to be late.
Suddenly, the door burst open. Kisame appeared with knives in his back, fish all over him. He was also soaking wet.
Kisame: It... was... hell...
Sasuke: Sucks for you then.
He whistled afterwards.
Kisame: Somebody stole my sword!!
Nobody said a word. Sasuke kept whistling.
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Lei: Well, that was a stupid, retarded way to end the episode. Also, the gay dude will be in the series untill I can think of a way to dispose of him. Leave comments...
Next time:
Will Kisame get his sword back?
Will he find out that Sasuke stole it?
Is Baska going to show what he can do?
Wait 'till next episode, duh!
