This time akatsuki though to make a little skiing trip to the high mountains... this time hidan will come along with them considering he finally healed up his wounds after the last time.
*plain lands*
*pein jumps out 1st*
*looks around*
Blah Its Freakin Cold This Is The Last Time Im Going To Let You, Zetsu Choose Where To Go ! I mean you're half - plant why didn't you choose a god damn forest ?!
*zetsu jumps out*
I Figured I Wanna Try Out Something New... Yeah Something New
They're Still Gonna Find Out That Its Not The Real Reason Dumb***... They're gonna find out that you come here to eat some crackers... did i just say that out loud ?
You Just Did You ******bag !
*everybody looks at zetsu*
tobi : Weird.... IMA GOOD BOY ! *runs off and hits a mountain*
Deidara : I'm betting 10 Bucks That Tobi Is Gonna Start An Avalanche Today
Kisame : Ok, I'll Take your bet, Kakuzu ?
Kakuzu looks around : You're all MAAAAD KAKUZU NO STUPID TO GIVE PRECIOUS MONEY AWAY !!! NOOO STUUUPID !
Konan Looks at kakuzu : Chill out man
Kakuzu : Chill out ?! Chiill OUuut ?! They After Mah Money !!!! *jumps off a cliff*
*after some time all get their gear and head off skiing*
Everyone gathers up at the bunny slope
Itachi : Where's zetsu ???
Sasori : I Think He's Still Digesting The Guy That Sold Us The Gear...
Kisame : Poor Guy...
Hidan turns to him : What about me ?! you bit my *** off for god sake !
Kisame : Yeah but bcoz of you i haven't got samehada anymore and thats un4givable !
Konan : Knock It Off You Two !
*pein slides away and falls*
Damn you snow ! You will soon feel pain ! *SHIRA TENSEI*
*everybody blinks*
Tobi : ooook looks like the bunny slope is no more....
Deidara : Hey anyways where's our instructor ???
.....
all : ZETSU Nooooo !!!
Zetsu : that hit the spot... what ? why are you guys looking at me like that ?
*Next slope*
*all are having fun*
*pein see's konan on the ground*
Konan : I fell and hurt my freaking leg.
Pein : That is nothing compared to my pain !!!
Konan : Ummm okay ? anyways i gotta go to the doctor
Zetsu comes : We Must Eat the leg i mean opperate the leg ! yeah... operate...
*tobi throws a rock at zetsu * : Bad man - eater !!!
*zetsu's eyes turn red* : Zetsu Hungry For Masked Idiot !!!
*everyone makes way for zetsu* : I Always Wondered... How A Guy With A Mask Tastes Like Muahahahaaha !!!
*tobi starts backing down* : Tobi... is ..... aaaa..... freakin.... goood ..... boy ! *runs off and hits a cliff*
*AVALANCHE*
*all wake up near the plain*
Hidan : Is everyone alright ?
Kakuzu : if anyone's dead may i have their money ?
Deidara Puffs out of the snow : Kisame you ow me 10 bucks !
Kisame in the distance : LOLOLOLOLOL !!!
Deidara : Why's he Laughing ? He Ows me 10 Bucks
Konan : Maybe Because He Crossed His Fingers When He Said He's Taking Ur Bet On ?
Deidara : why that son of a shark !
*battle between deidara and kisame begins*
*while they fight everyone gathers up *
Zetsu : Are Those Two Done ? I Just Finished Digesting Tobi...
Tobi Pops Out Of The Snow : Actually You Just Ate My Bunshin LOL !
Zetsu : It Was Enough To Make Me Full I'll Eat You Later
Now for some crackers !!!!
Zetsu : Shut Up You Idiot ! Oh Hey Guys ! Im Just Gonna Be Gone For A Sec...
Itachi : This Was The Weirdest Day Ever....
*deidara and kisame get tired*
Kisame : lets settle this for some other time ...
Deidara : maybe we should. Yeah.
*finally all get into the plain*
Konan : I Have The Feeling We Forgot Something...
Hidan : I Think We Forgot Something Green... And Black... What Was It Again ?
*all blink* : ZETSU !
*back at the hill cafe*
Yummy Crackers !!!
Hey Leave Some For Me !
*plain lands*
*pein jumps out 1st*
*looks around*
Blah Its Freakin Cold This Is The Last Time Im Going To Let You, Zetsu Choose Where To Go ! I mean you're half - plant why didn't you choose a god damn forest ?!
*zetsu jumps out*
I Figured I Wanna Try Out Something New... Yeah Something New
They're Still Gonna Find Out That Its Not The Real Reason Dumb***... They're gonna find out that you come here to eat some crackers... did i just say that out loud ?
You Just Did You ******bag !
*everybody looks at zetsu*
tobi : Weird.... IMA GOOD BOY ! *runs off and hits a mountain*
Deidara : I'm betting 10 Bucks That Tobi Is Gonna Start An Avalanche Today
Kisame : Ok, I'll Take your bet, Kakuzu ?
Kakuzu looks around : You're all MAAAAD KAKUZU NO STUPID TO GIVE PRECIOUS MONEY AWAY !!! NOOO STUUUPID !
Konan Looks at kakuzu : Chill out man
Kakuzu : Chill out ?! Chiill OUuut ?! They After Mah Money !!!! *jumps off a cliff*
*after some time all get their gear and head off skiing*
Everyone gathers up at the bunny slope
Itachi : Where's zetsu ???
Sasori : I Think He's Still Digesting The Guy That Sold Us The Gear...
Kisame : Poor Guy...
Hidan turns to him : What about me ?! you bit my *** off for god sake !
Kisame : Yeah but bcoz of you i haven't got samehada anymore and thats un4givable !
Konan : Knock It Off You Two !
*pein slides away and falls*
Damn you snow ! You will soon feel pain ! *SHIRA TENSEI*
*everybody blinks*
Tobi : ooook looks like the bunny slope is no more....
Deidara : Hey anyways where's our instructor ???
.....
all : ZETSU Nooooo !!!
Zetsu : that hit the spot... what ? why are you guys looking at me like that ?
*Next slope*
*all are having fun*
*pein see's konan on the ground*
Konan : I fell and hurt my freaking leg.
Pein : That is nothing compared to my pain !!!
Konan : Ummm okay ? anyways i gotta go to the doctor
Zetsu comes : We Must Eat the leg i mean opperate the leg ! yeah... operate...
*tobi throws a rock at zetsu * : Bad man - eater !!!
*zetsu's eyes turn red* : Zetsu Hungry For Masked Idiot !!!
*everyone makes way for zetsu* : I Always Wondered... How A Guy With A Mask Tastes Like Muahahahaaha !!!
*tobi starts backing down* : Tobi... is ..... aaaa..... freakin.... goood ..... boy ! *runs off and hits a cliff*
*AVALANCHE*
*all wake up near the plain*
Hidan : Is everyone alright ?
Kakuzu : if anyone's dead may i have their money ?
Deidara Puffs out of the snow : Kisame you ow me 10 bucks !
Kisame in the distance : LOLOLOLOLOL !!!
Deidara : Why's he Laughing ? He Ows me 10 Bucks
Konan : Maybe Because He Crossed His Fingers When He Said He's Taking Ur Bet On ?
Deidara : why that son of a shark !
*battle between deidara and kisame begins*
*while they fight everyone gathers up *
Zetsu : Are Those Two Done ? I Just Finished Digesting Tobi...
Tobi Pops Out Of The Snow : Actually You Just Ate My Bunshin LOL !
Zetsu : It Was Enough To Make Me Full I'll Eat You Later
Now for some crackers !!!!
Zetsu : Shut Up You Idiot ! Oh Hey Guys ! Im Just Gonna Be Gone For A Sec...
Itachi : This Was The Weirdest Day Ever....
*deidara and kisame get tired*
Kisame : lets settle this for some other time ...
Deidara : maybe we should. Yeah.
*finally all get into the plain*
Konan : I Have The Feeling We Forgot Something...
Hidan : I Think We Forgot Something Green... And Black... What Was It Again ?
*all blink* : ZETSU !
*back at the hill cafe*
Yummy Crackers !!!
Hey Leave Some For Me !
THE END
