So I Though I'll Start Creating Comedy Fan Fictions About Akatsuki :
Intro
After Long Missions And Hard Attempts Of Catching Jinchurriikis etc.
Akatsuki Has Decided To Finally Chill Out One Day At The Local Beach
*car stops*
*pein streches*
Pein : Aaaaah Finally We Have Arrived
*Konan Jumps Out*
Konan : Thats The Last Freakin Time Im Letting You Select The Damn Car What Kind Of An Idiot Would Select A Ferrari For A Trip I Mean How Did We Freakin Fit In The Damn Sports Car ?!
*pein blinks*
Well We Did... Atleast We Looked Cool In A Sports Car
*zetsu jumps out*
Remind me Why did i come with you guys by car ? i can just use mayfly and get here faster than tobi can say "im a good boy"
*tobi rools out of the car*
Tobi Is A Good Boy ! (super fast speech)
*zetsu blinks*
Well Ok Maybe Not That Fast...
*The Rest Of Akatsuki Members Leave The Car*
*pein says :*
Guys Help Me Unpack
*everyone helps out and finally they are rdy to chill*
*deidara starts smirking*
Hey why don't we blow up people ?
*kakuzu thinks a bit and then smiles*
Yeah and then lets steal their wallets while they're dead !!! im gonna be rich !!!
*both run off*
*pein looks at kisame*
Kisame Look After Them Before They Ruin The Day...
*kisame answers*
But i was gonna swim with my shark friends *
*
*pein makes an evil face*
LOOK AFTER THEM OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR SHARK FRIENDS AGAIN !!!
*kisame runs off*
*Itachi says*
Im gonna go where you guys wont bother me ...
*tobi starts chuckling*
When Itachi Will Fall A Sleep Im Gonna Take Some Sea Water And... *more chuckling*
*konan looks around*
Hey where's Hidan ?
*zetsu looks at konan*
He said he's gonna stay back at HQ...
Hope he doesn't do anything stupid
*konan's eyes get wider*
Well if he does he's dead
*pein closes his eyes*
Amen...
*konan turns to sasori*
*sasori in the distance*
*konan shouts out*
What r u doing there ?
*sasori turns*
I'm doing.... nothing... yeah... nothing he...hehe...he....
*konan*
Well that was weird
*zetsu looks at the sky*
Ok so im gonna go underground this noise is making me sick
*konan tries to hear something*
What noise ?
*zetsu turns to the sea*
the SEA *dramatic music*
*zhu zhu zhu zhu zhu*
*Explosion sounds in the distance*
*deidara's voice*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!
*kisame's voice*
NOOOOO ! pein said no blowing up things ! and no taking their wallets !!!
*pein stands up and walks to the direction where deidara, kisame and kakuzu where*
*konan closes her eyes*
Well they're dead...
*shouts in the distance*
*konan opens her eyes and see's three figures flying far into the sea*
*pein returns and closes eyes*
AAaah peace and quiet
*SPLAAASH !*
*both open eyes (konan and pein)*
*itachi chasing tobi around*
Tobi : Toobi Is A Goood boyyy !!!
Itachi : You ***hole i'll kill you !
*Itachi finally catches tobi and gives him a good punch*
*tobi unconcious*
Itachi : Douchebag...
*pein stands up *
Thaats It Everybody Gather Fu**in Up And Were Leavin...
*They Return To HQ after a few hours*
*Konan Looks Around*
Something Is Not Right...
*hidan runs in with a smile*
Do you like it guys ? i remodeled the place to tribute how we like god ! and i sacrificed all our prized possesions to him
Kisame : SAMEHADA !!!!
Zetsu : My Plants !
*From that day on Hidan was never to be left alone... because he needed medical attention*
Intro
After Long Missions And Hard Attempts Of Catching Jinchurriikis etc.
Akatsuki Has Decided To Finally Chill Out One Day At The Local Beach
*car stops*
*pein streches*
Pein : Aaaaah Finally We Have Arrived
*Konan Jumps Out*
Konan : Thats The Last Freakin Time Im Letting You Select The Damn Car What Kind Of An Idiot Would Select A Ferrari For A Trip I Mean How Did We Freakin Fit In The Damn Sports Car ?!
*pein blinks*
Well We Did... Atleast We Looked Cool In A Sports Car
*zetsu jumps out*
Remind me Why did i come with you guys by car ? i can just use mayfly and get here faster than tobi can say "im a good boy"
*tobi rools out of the car*
Tobi Is A Good Boy ! (super fast speech)
*zetsu blinks*
Well Ok Maybe Not That Fast...
*The Rest Of Akatsuki Members Leave The Car*
*pein says :*
Guys Help Me Unpack
*everyone helps out and finally they are rdy to chill*
*deidara starts smirking*
Hey why don't we blow up people ?
*kakuzu thinks a bit and then smiles*
Yeah and then lets steal their wallets while they're dead !!! im gonna be rich !!!
*both run off*
*pein looks at kisame*
Kisame Look After Them Before They Ruin The Day...
*kisame answers*
But i was gonna swim with my shark friends *
**pein makes an evil face*
LOOK AFTER THEM OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR SHARK FRIENDS AGAIN !!!
*kisame runs off*
*Itachi says*
Im gonna go where you guys wont bother me ...
*tobi starts chuckling*
When Itachi Will Fall A Sleep Im Gonna Take Some Sea Water And... *more chuckling*
*konan looks around*
Hey where's Hidan ?
*zetsu looks at konan*
He said he's gonna stay back at HQ...
Hope he doesn't do anything stupid
*konan's eyes get wider*
Well if he does he's dead
*pein closes his eyes*
Amen...
*konan turns to sasori*
*sasori in the distance*
*konan shouts out*
What r u doing there ?
*sasori turns*
I'm doing.... nothing... yeah... nothing he...hehe...he....
*konan*
Well that was weird
*zetsu looks at the sky*
Ok so im gonna go underground this noise is making me sick
*konan tries to hear something*
What noise ?
*zetsu turns to the sea*
the SEA *dramatic music*
*zhu zhu zhu zhu zhu*
*Explosion sounds in the distance*
*deidara's voice*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!
*kisame's voice*
NOOOOO ! pein said no blowing up things ! and no taking their wallets !!!
*pein stands up and walks to the direction where deidara, kisame and kakuzu where*
*konan closes her eyes*
Well they're dead...
*shouts in the distance*
*konan opens her eyes and see's three figures flying far into the sea*
*pein returns and closes eyes*
AAaah peace and quiet
*SPLAAASH !*
*both open eyes (konan and pein)*
*itachi chasing tobi around*
Tobi : Toobi Is A Goood boyyy !!!
Itachi : You ***hole i'll kill you !
*Itachi finally catches tobi and gives him a good punch*
*tobi unconcious*
Itachi : Douchebag...
*pein stands up *
Thaats It Everybody Gather Fu**in Up And Were Leavin...
*They Return To HQ after a few hours*
*Konan Looks Around*
Something Is Not Right...
*hidan runs in with a smile*
Do you like it guys ? i remodeled the place to tribute how we like god ! and i sacrificed all our prized possesions to him
Kisame : SAMEHADA !!!!
Zetsu : My Plants !
*From that day on Hidan was never to be left alone... because he needed medical attention*
THE END
