Akatsuki dates: part 2 Hidans hangout!

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*Hidan and Kakuzu are at a Sake bar when a stripper walks up to them*
Stripper: Hello boys! *seductively*
Kakuzu: Back off!
Stripper: Afraid of having a good time?
*Kakuzu removes him mask and reveals his mouth*
Stripper: Ewwww! *moves towards Hidan* what about you? *winks at Hidan*
Hidan: Sure bitch!
*they both leave the bar*
Stripper: So where do we do it?
Hidan: We can do it hear if you want.
Stripper: Why! *sobbs*
Hidan: Is there something wrong?
Stripper: I'm tired of doing this. For once i want to go on a normal date.
Hidan: Whatever you say bitch.
*they go into a resturant and take a seat*
Waiter: What you like.
Stripper: Fish.
*hidan orderes his choice also*
Stripper: So what do you do?
Hidan: I am a full time bouty hunter and i am also a servant of mighty lord Jashin.
Stripper: Doesnt ring a bell.
Hidan: *pauses* You mean you dont ****ing know lord Jashin!? *he stands up*
Stripper: So whats the big deal!
Hidan: you f@#king c*!k sucker! Prepare to die biatch! *he pulls out a rod and cuts his hand. Draws his ritual circle and pulls out his Sickle*
Stripper: what do you mean?
Hidan: *swings sickle and cuts her. And injests the blood*
Stripper: *freaks out* What the ****! *removes pepper spray and sprays on his eyes*
Hidan: *screams* *****!
Stripper: i'm outta here! *leaves*
Hidan: *rubbs eyes* that bitch!
Kakuzu: *punches Hidan from behind*
Hidan: Awww! What was that for!
Kakuzu: You left without paying for the drinks. What happened to you?
Hidan: Well i know pepper spray is resistant to my technique.
 
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