Akatsuki Around The World In 5 Episodes
In Europe, France
Deidara : Whoa, Tobi Look At That Tower !
Tobi : Yes, Senpai I Believe Its The "Eiffel Tower"
Deidara : *robotic voice* Target Locked
Konan : You'll Do That Later, Now Lets Check Out The Luvre Or Whatever Its Called
Pein : Luvre-Schmuvre I Wanna Go Home
Konan : Stop Whining.
Inside The Luvre
Zetsu : Mona Lisa Sure Looks Like A Hot Meal
Itachi : Wait, Are You Serious Or Are You Joking ?
Zetsu : Wait, Am I Hungry Or Do You Look Tasty ?
Kisame : Lay A Hand On My "Partner" And I Will Squash You !
Itachi : ............ ?
Konan : Knock It Off ! I Wanna Leave This Place On My Own Not By The "Kicked Out" Way *SPLASH*
*Tobi standing and holding a bucket*
Tobi : Tobi Is A Good Boy ^_^
Konan : TOOOOBI ! *Starts Chasing Tobi Around*
Tobi : Tobi Is A Slightly Above Average Boooooy !
Hidan : Fools... They All Will Be Sacrificed One Day !
*kakuzu slaps hidan*
Kakuzu : Oh Shut Up, Pope.
Zetsu : Hey Pein Wanna Hear A Knock Knock Joke ?
Pein : Yeah, Sure.
Zetsu : Knock Knoch
Pein : Who's There ?
Zetsu : KGB
Pein : ... KGB Who ? *Zetsu Slaps Pein*
Zetsu : We Shall Azk Ze Questionz Here !
Pein : What The Hell ?! What Was That ?!
Zetsu : This Was The Joke
Pein : No More Knock Knock Jokes
Sasori : Ding Dong
Pein : Answer It
Zetsu : No, You Answer It !
Pein : Just Answer It !
Zetsu : Fine Who's *Sasori Slaps Zetsu*
Sasori : Ze KGB Shall Not Waitz For You !
Pein : Thats It ! Im Done Here !
Leaving France In A Helicopter
Konan : Wait, Where Did We Get This Heli ?
Kakuzu : Money Rules All !
Deidara : Wait... There's Something Missing...
*Booom ! A Mushroom Shaped Flaming Cloud Raises Where The Eiffel Tower Should Be*
Deidara : Oh Yeah ! Thats What Was Missing !
In London, Trafalgar Square
Deidara : Im Sad Here... I Don't See Anything To Blow Up...
Sasori : This Place Is Sooo Boring
Konan : Two Artists Think Alike....
Deidara And Sasori : Nu Uh !
Tobi : *chuckle*
Deidara And Sasori : What Are You Laughing At ?!
Tobi : Tobi Is A Good Boy And Deidara And Sasori Got Servd !
Deidara : I Know What To Do
Sasori : Me 2 !
Pein : Oooh Look At The Time We G2g !
Zetsu : Where To Now ?
Konan : Asia.
THE END
