Akatsuki Around The World In 5 Episodes
Episode One
Episode One
*voice* Ah The World, So Predictable, Peace Then War , Peace Then War. All That Will End... When Our Evil Will Be Unleashed Uppon All And They Will *Bang*
Konan : Pein Stop Talking Fairytales And Lets Get A Move On !
Pein : Was I Daydreaming again ?
Konan : Yeah You Were The Freakin 5th Time Today.... by the way bring me my back pack which i used to revive you from your daydreamin.
Pein : Sighs Soon All Of You Will...
Konan : Do I Have To Put A Leash On You ?!
*Pein Looks Around*
*Everybody Chuckling*
Tobi : Lol Pein Got Servd !!!
Konan : Im Gonna Serv Your A** If You Guys Don't Get The Heck In The CAR ! Im W8ting Here For 15 Minutes Were Way Behind Schedule !
*everybody gets in*
Tobi : Tobis A Good Boy..... Yeah....
Deidara; Tobi I Told You Not To Copy My Catch Phrase !!!
Tobi : Tobi Still Is A Good Boy. Y....
*Deidara's eyes turn red*
Tobi : Tobi Will Shut Up Now...
Deidara : Good. Yeah...
Kakuzu : If Anyone Dies On This Field Trip May I Take Their Wallets ?
Itachi : Go Ahead There Junior *smirks*
Kakuzu : Okaaaay.............
*all be silent till their 1st destination*
At Singapore
*Computer voice* Welcome To Singapore Enjoy Your Stay Here
Zetsu : people should be really pi**ed of this PC voice
Pein : If They Are Then Their Pain Are Nothing Compared To Mine
Hidan : Yeah Yeah You Said That Allready And Thats Giving Me A Head Ache
Pein : Your Pain Is Nothing Compared To The Pain That Im Going To Give You For Saying This !
*Hidan screams in a girls voice and runs away*
Tobi : Even Tobi Wouldn't Wet His Pants For That
Deidara : Shut Up Slave !
Tobi : Since When ?!
Deidara : Since The Time I Made You Shut Up... A Few Hours Ago...
Tobi : Hmmm That Makes Sense, Tobi Is A Good Slave
Zetsu : Hey Im Hungry.
Itachi : Me Too
Kisame : Me Three
Konan : Me Four
Sasori : Me Six... I Mean Five....
*At Wang's Dinner*
*all order*
Zetsu : When everyone will get their food i would like to talk to you in private
Waiter : Errrm Okay ?
*exiting diner*
All : That Hit The Spot
Deidara : Shut Up Slave !
Tobi : Im Bored Lets Play Something Else K Thx !
Deidara : ...........................
Itachi : Stop It You 2
Sasori : Let The Children Play Now.
*Kisame Giggles*
Itachi : What Are You Looking At Mutant ?
Kisame : What Did You Call Me ?
Tobi : He Called You A Mutant , I Agree.
*Tobi Pwned*
*Konan's Alarm Goes Off"
Konan : Time's Up We Gotta go to the next area come on people lets move it
In Beijing
Konan : Well This Is Our Last Stop For This Episode
Pein : Shhhh ! This Wasn't In The Script
Konan : Oh Crap I Just Messed up Didn't i ?
Zetsu : You Sure Did Papergirl.
Konan : What Did You Call Me ? TwoFace ?!
Zetsu : I Called You Papergirl And You Called Me Twoface So Were Even Now.
Other Zetsu : Its Not Even For Me Gimme Her Id Digest Her In 1 Minute Because She's Flat !
Konan : WHAT ?! *RED EYES BURNING*
Zetsu : Bye Now *ZHU ZHU ZHU ZHU ZHU* See ya When You Cool Down
Konan : Wait Here Guys Im Gonna Buy Some Weed Destroyer i Heard there's a good shop here.
Pein : Will You Stop It ?!
Tobi : Tobi Is A Good Boy
Pein : Im Sure You Are...
Deidara : Im Exhausted See You In The Hotel
Itachi : Me Too... See Ya Ppl.
All : Me Too, Me Three (etc.)
End Of Episode 1
