Akatsuki and the chain letter ~Chapter Five~

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Summary of the last chapter: The two orphans had been taken into the Akatsuki and is going to be staying with them. Kisei caused a lot of trouble by his foul mouth while calling Itachi a pervert, Hidan an old man, and scolding poor ole Tobi.

(The next day)

Luna and Lea have been trying to think of ways to prank people, and it took a long while to think of things. So, while Lea left a little present on Deidara’s bed, Luna had messed with Itachi’s shampoo. Most of the members were on missions, so it was easy to get away with it. Now the two girls were trying to think of whom else they can prank.

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Luna: “Hmmm… Who else.. Maybe Hidan?” She smirked. “We haven't pranked him yet.”

Lea: Lea’s eyes lit up when Luna had suggested that they should prank Hidan. “Yes! How could we forget our religious *******?” Lea asked as she started to skip off towards Hidan’s room.


Luna: She laughed hysterically and followed Lea into his room. “So.” She finally said once she calmed down after laughing at her friend‘s comment. “Watcha gonna do to him?”

Lea: “Steal his necklace; write all over his face and stuff.” She growled as they reached the room.

Luna: “But doesn't he always wear his necklace? He rarely takes it off.” She pointed out.

Lea: “He is sleeping now, and if we are quiet, we can get it off.”

Luna: “Ahh.” She grinned and shut her mouth, feeling excitement bubble up within her. Oh, this would be truly fun and a true test of their "ninja" capabilities. Thankfully, because of their training with the Sound, they were decent with this stuff.


Lea: Opening the door slowly and quietly, she tiptoed inside. Good thing Kakuzu was not here, then again he would probably be amused. Seeing the sleeping Hidan on the bed, she scurried up to him. Not daring to get on the bed, she simply hovered over him and tickled his ear to cause him to move to his side, so it would be easier to get the necklace.

Luna: She followed behind her, putting on a serious face so her excitement would not give her away. She went to the other side of the bed where he was facing her and slowly, carefully removed the necklace from his neck. She froze when he began to shift but managed to remove it before he could wake up. Breathing a soft sigh of relief, she handed the rosary to Lea.

Lea: She too held her breath as Hidan started to toss and turn a little while Luna pulled off the necklace. When it was handed to her, she wrapped it around her neck, and let it hang in her shirt. GAH COLD! Flinching lightly, she moved her hands to her hair to cover it a bit. “Now...let's mess up his gel.” She whispered.

Luna: “Ooo this should be fun.” She murmured softly and stifled a laugh.

Lea: Sneaking over to the bathroom, she opened the sink cabinet that held his gel. Opening it, she smirked. “What should we put in it?”

Luna: “Hmm.. I think we shouldddd..” She mused. “Hmm.. I don't want to do the same thing as Itachi but.. I cannot think of anything good. Wait. Maybe glue could work..”

Lea: “Oh god...glueee..., then his hair will be messed up and I won't be able to pet it--OH! PUDDING! Get some pudding!”

Luna: “Yes but glue would be more amusing because then his towel would be stuck to his head. But.. Fine.” She sighed and wandered off into the kitchen in search of pudding.

Lea: While Luna went to get some pudding, she went back in the room and scurried around to find a marker. When she did, she walked over to Hidan. Seeing that his chest was always showing, she quickly, but gently drew a heart on it. Inside, she wrote "I <'3 bunnies" After that, she wrote "SUCK ON THAT" on his neck before tossing the marker on Kakuzu's bed and ran into the bathroom.


Luna: She scoured the fridge in search of pudding and found a giant bowl of chocolate pudding. Her eyes went wide and she licked her lips. “Maybe she won't mind me having just a little..” She muttered to herself, and stuck her finger into the mixture and swiped a bit to insert into her mouth. “Mmm.. Delicious. We don't have to use it all..” She scooped some into another bowl and put the giant bowl back into the fridge then scurried off with the smaller bowl.

Lea: Lea waited for Luna to come back and when she did, Lea had taken the bowl and had set it on the sink. Scooping all of the gel out, she had then poured the pudding into it. Handing the bowl back to Luna, she put the cap on the gel, and set it in the cabinet. “Letsss go!” With that said, she ran out the bathroom and the room.

Luna: She snickered and ran out of Hidan's room with Lea, carrying the bowl with her so they would not leave behind any evidence.


(((Time skip)))



Hidan: he had just gotten out of the shower, dried his hair, and was now about to put some gel in to slick it back. Ruffling his hair a bit with his eyes closed, he poured some of his gel into his hand and began rubbing it into his hair. When he opened his eyes.. His hair. Was ****ing. BROWN. “WHAT THE ****. WHO THE **** TAMPERED WITH MY ****ING GEL.” He sniffed the brown stuff in his hand and realized it smelled like chocolate. Licking it, he muttered to himself. “It tastes like pudding. WHO THE **** PUT PUDDING IN MY GEL. JASHIN-****ING-DAMMIT.”

Lea: The blonde haired girl was sitting on the couch with Luna watching TV. When she heard Hidan yelling, she smirked. Motioning Luna behind her, she went inside Hidan's room and made her way to the bathroom. “Hidan..? What is wrong? Why are you yelling?” Lea asked pretending to be concerned.


Luna: She snickered and remained on the couch, reading a book that Kakuzu loaned her before he went out on a mission. It was actually interesting. However, the one reaction she wanted to see was Itachi's.

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Hidan: “Because some ****ing FAGGOT ****ED WITH MY ****ING HAIR GEL. I'LL KILL WHOEVER THE **** MESSED WITH MY ****ING GEL.”

Lea: “OK! OK! Calm down!” She whined. “Just rinse your hair out, I'm sure there is plenty more gel.”

Hidan: “That was my last ****ing bottle..” He muttered.

Lea: “...Sorry to--Hidan, where is your necklace?” She asked acting very oblivious.

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Itachi: The Uchiha had just gotten out of the shower, dried himself off before drying his hair with the towel. When he felt that it was dry, he looked in the mirror. At first, he thought he was seeing things, but...no he was not. IT. WAS. PINK. His eyes grew angry, and he changed quickly into his clothes before storming out of the bathroom. “What idiotic fool did THIS TO MY HAIR!?”

Luna: She hid her face behind her book to hide her laughter and tried to keep an indifferent expression in place. It proved to be difficult but she managed. Barely.


Itachi: His dark colored eyes glared over at Luna's way, when he heard laughter. “Luna. Who the hell did this? If this was Lea, I SWEAR I will kill that blonde wench!”

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Hidan: “Eh? My rosary? What are you talking about it's righ--THE ****. WHO THE **** TOOK MY ****ING ROSARY. THAT BITCH IS ****ING DEAD. I swear on ****ing Jashin-sama I will cut them into ****ing pieces.” He seethed.

Lea: Hiding a smirk, she gave the man a frown. “Maybe you lost it? Or maybe the magical fairy took it?”

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Luna: She looked up from her book with an innocent look. “I dunno Itachi. If she did, she would've told me.”

Itachi: Noticing the little…look Luna was giving him, he glared at her angrily. “You. Did. This.” Itachi stated through his teeth. It had to been her since she had been messing with him ever since she had gotten here.

Luna: “Huh? I don’t know what you are talking about.” Luna told him while tilting her head to the side.

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Hidan: “Lea this is not ****ing funny. If I do not find my ****ing rosary, my whole religion goes to ****ing shit. I need that ****ing thing back. NOW.”

Lea: “Ohh, you mean THIS rosary?” She snickered as she pulled the metal chain out of her shirt and waved it lightly.

Hidan: “…YOU BITCH!! I thought Tobi would have done it since he had been acting up again, but god ****ing dammit!” Hidan said as he narrowed his eyes. “I’m going to sacrifice you right now bitch!” The man shouted as he went to grab the girl.

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Deidara: After he came back from the mission, he went to his room only to see...a clay shaped penis on his pillow. “THE HELL!?” Snatching the penis, he ran out into the living room. “WHY IS THERE A PENIS ON THE BED?!”


Kisame: He came back into the hideout only to hear that.. delicious piece of information. He roared with laughter and yelled back to Deidara. “SO YOU ARE GAY! I KNEW IT!”

Deidara: “NO!!! TOBI PROBABLY DID IT!”

Itachi: He gave Deidara a look before groaning. “Put that away.”

Zetsu: His black side snickered at Itachi when he entered the room. “So decided to get in touch with your feminine side did we Uchiha?” He mocked.


Luna: She grinned smugly, at last feeling the satisfaction of Itachi being made a fool because of his hair color.


Deidara: “SHU--Why is your hair...pi-HAHAHA!”


Itachi: “Shut up Deidara. You are the one holding a penis in your hand.” He scoffed.

Deidara: “W--...Er…” The man walked off to dispose the clay penis.

Kisame: He snickered. “I knew he was gay.” His eyes had then shot over to Itachi. “Oi Ita-- WHY IS YOUR HAIR PINK?” He laughed loudly.

Deidara: “SHUT UP!” The man called out from the hallway.

Itachi: “Zetsu, fix my hair.” Itachi said through gritted teeth as he ignored Kisame’s comment.


Zetsu: His black side grinned deviously. “Why? I think it's a good look for you.”

Luna: “I think so too, Itachi.” She said with a sugary tone, underlined with poison.


Itachi: “...Zetsu, I swear if you don't fix this, I'll murder you and your plants.”

Zetsu: “Go ahead and try it. I'll devour you before you even get near.” His black side sneered.


Luna: “Say cheese!” She grinned manically and clicked a picture of Itachi with a camera she found that was on the coffee table. “Aww now don't you just look ADORABLE.”

Itachi: “ZE---LUNA! GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!” He shouted as he turned around and ran over to her.


Luna: “**** NO.” She tore down the hallway and ran into Hidan's room. “Lea. TAKE IT. HIDE IT.” She said hurriedly and tossed the camera at Lea.

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Lea: The blonde haired girl blinked lightly when her friend came in, gave her the camera and rushed out. “Uh…, how about…a little HELP HERE?” Lea muttered as Hidan had her pinned to the bed about to suffocate her with a pillow.

Hidan: “DIE BI--” Hidan had stopped yelling when Luna came into the room and tossed the camera on the bed. “The ****?”

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Itachi: Chasing Luna into the room, he saw that she tossed the camera at Lea. However, he paused when he saw Hidan hovering over Lea with a pillow in his hands. “..Forget it.” He then disappeared back into the living room.


Pein: “The hell is with all thi--... Itachi. Your hair is pink.” He stated in confusion as he entered the living room. “Why?”

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Lea: “YO! SOMEONE HELP!!” Lea said as she tried to stop the pillow from crushing on her head with her hands. Damn man was going to kill her!! Seeing that her feet were still free to move, she had kicked Hidan in the private area.

Hidan: “No one can save you now bit--****!!” Hidan shouted loudly as he got off Lea and rolled over in pain when he was kicked in the junk. That…BITCH!! “I swear I’m going to KILL YOU!” Hidan groaned loudly.

Lea: Once she was free from Hidan, she got off the bed as the man roared in pain. “Okay so…I put pudding in your gel, took your necklace …and wrote on you! But…it was all in good funn!! Lighten up!!”

Hidan: “…Lighten up…? I JUST GOT KICKED IN THE BALL--wait…what writing?”

Lea: “Th--OH! IT'S STILL ON YOU!” She laughed as she pointed at his chest and neck. “Well, you can't see your own neck, but it says ‘SUCK THAT!’”

Hidan: Once he felt the pain slowly fading away, he sat up and groaned. The man was about to say something, but a small smirk formed onto his lips. “Suck that? I'd be glad for you to ‘suck that.’” Hidan said with a teasing smirk.

Lea: She paused at his comment. “HORNY HIGH SCHOOL BOY!” She shouted loudly before grabbing the pillow and chucking it at his head.


Hidan: He laughed loudly then yelped. “OW. Geeze woman I was kidding! Don’t have to be a bitch about it.” He groaned as he rubbed his head where the pillow had hit.


Lea: “You better be!” She whined before raising a brow at him. “Otherwise I might have to cut off something.”

Hidan: Even if was already pale, his skin turned practically white and he scooted away from her as much as he could.


Lea: Smirking at Hidan, she snickered. “I am only teasing, hehe…”

Hidan: “I should hope so…” He murmured. “I need my junk thanks.” With that said, he had gotten off the bed. “Don’t think you are getting away for what you did. I’ll get you back.” Hidan said with a devious smirk before heading into the living room.

Lea: “…Whatever you say Mr. Snuffles!” The blonde haired girl said with a laugh as she followed the man out of the room.

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Itachi: “Luna messed with my shampoo and conditioner. I would like my hair BACK to its normal color before I have to kill someone.” He said as he gave Luna a nasty glare. She was so going to pay for what she had done. Maybe not now…, but he would get his little revenge.

Pein: He smirked. “That's too bad. I rather like the idea of a… pink… Uchiha.”

Itachi: “…” Itachi looked over at Zetsu and motioned the other to follow him out the room as a brown haired Hidan came in along with Lea. “Zetsu, I want my hair back to its normal shade, now.” Itachi demanded which caused Zetsu to sigh.

Luna: Hearing this she snickered. “If you don’t mind…, I would like to get some more pudding.”

Lea: The girl laughed at the sight of Itachi’s pink hair, but stopped when she saw him giving her a dirty look. When Luna mentioned something about pudding, she glanced up at Hidan’s hair. “Oh yeah! Your hair is still brown!”

Hidan: “Oh yeah.. ****. I FORGOT ABOUT MY HAIR.” He immediately got up to run into the shower.

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(That is the end of that chapterrrr. I dunno what the next one will be, so it might take a long while to make. XD)


Also here are the links to the other later chapters~

Chapter 1:
Chapter 2:
Chapter 3:
Chapter 4:
Chapter 5:
 
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