Second Chapter: Robes and Rope
(Zetsu STILL won’t be coming in this chapter. Poor plant. Oh! Same with Deidara! D; )
Summary of the last chapter:
Lea and Luna finally realized they had been kidnapped by the Akatsuki members, and had been causing a scene by attacking Kisame and glomping Hidan. Hidan actually got free from the girls who were clinging to him eventually and stormed into his room with Kakuzu still residing inside. Deidara was yelling with Kisame and Hidan because he kept being called a transsexual. Also, he is currently inside his room as well. So, now only Kisame, Itachi, Luna, Tobi, and Lea are in the kitchen. However Pein came inside as well when he heard all of the loud shouting.
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(Continuing where I left off.)
Lea: Lea had made a face up at the tall blue haired ninja when he had spoken. “Why would you kill us? We are not a threat. I mean yeah, we know about you guys, but that doesn’t mean shit.” The blonde haired girl said with a frown before looking over to her friend when she came over. Gah, she hoped they did not die. There was really no reason to kill them. Well, in her opinion…that was. Lea laughed as Hidan stormed into his room. “BAD BOY GONNA PRAY!” She shouted towards the guy, but came to a halt when a voice could be heard. Turning her head she peered under Kisame’s arm as Pein came in. “OH SHIT PEIN!” Lea let go of Kisame and ran towards the leader and was about to glomp him, but stopped. “Shit…” She muttered to herself before straightening. “Head might get chopped off and Konan might give me a massive paper cut….” With that said, she stormed back over to Kisame as if he was her shield. “Lunaaaa we might dieeeee, I still need my salad firssst.”
Tobi: Tobi watched as Kisame spoke to the short girl then the brunette girl came over as well. Tobi’s head turned to look to the side when Leader came in annoyed. “Tobi is sorry!” He apologized right away before skittering off towards his room to bug Deidara. He rather be yelled at by Deidara than Pein that was for sure.
Itachi: Itachi stood there watching everything with an annoyed look on his face and just when he was about to go back to get his tea, Pein came in. “I apologize for the noise; the girls woke up and were jumping around on everyone like they won an award.” The shinobi sat back down in the chair once more. Pein looked just as unhappy as he was at the moment. Glancing over at the girls, he made a face at the blonde. Was she seriously about to hug Pein? Ugh, this was going to be a long few weeks…or months…
Konan: Konan moved a hand to her head as she followed Pein to where the loud and irritating noise was coming from. Her head was hurting so bad she felt like it was going to split in two. When she entered the kitchen, she looked over at the blonde haired girl. “What’s this about Konan and a paper cut?” The blue haired girl asked the blonde with a confused look on her face. However, the girl had run back to where the other girl was. Looking over to Itachi, she blinked a bit at his words before looking back at Pein. “What should we do about them Leader?” Konan whispered softly into the other’s ear, so only he could hear her.
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Luna: She meeped silently and moved closer to Lea, watching the rest of the Akatsuki a little warily. Her friend may not have been to phased by this whole ordeal, but Luna didn't want to die either. And perhaps thinking this way may save both their lives, so long as they acted rationally. This was not like the Sound at all. These were S-class missing nins and they were dangerous. Nor were they particularly friendly, even if they appear to be.
Kisame: Kisame looked at Leader then to the blonde. "Because we feel like it. We don't have to have a reason." He raised a brow when he watched the weird girl about to, what it looked like, tackle Pein, but then stopped herself. "Weird girl," he commented aloud.
Hidan: "SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH!" Hidan roared from his room. Kakuzu threw a book at his head, one that he wasn't currently reading because otherwise he'd have to get up again. It was a direct hit. Watching it bounce off, he turned to snarl at Kakuzu.
Kakuzu: He interrupted him. "Hidan. Shut up. She's trying to get a raise out of you on purpose because she finds it amusing. Ignore it and she'll eventually ignore you." With those words of wisdom, he returned to his book, with Hidan muttering, "You didn't have to throw a ****ing book at my head," and glowered at the zombie man.
Pein:Leader took a glance around the room and sighed. "The girls are here for questioning. They are connected to the Sound and therefore Orochimaru. It is through them we may find his weakness and destroy him. After that, then you may kill them," he said emotionlessly.
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Lea: “Neehh.” Lea just let out a small whine to Kisame’s comment before she heard Hidan shouting at her. “AGAIN! THAT’S ELF BITCH TO YOU MR. SNUFFLES!” Why she had called him that, she did not know. The blonde just had the urge to call him something ridiculous and well she succeeded. However, she had snapped out of her thoughts when Pein’s words caught her attention. Shit, did he say kill? Oh ****. Damn, since she was the lover of Orochimaru she was probably going to be questioned worse than Luna is. “Sheesh, knock us out? Then threaten us? What is next? A nine inch log through our nose?” Okay, even to her that sounded stupid, but it was too late now. Lea looked back at Luna and wrapped her arm around her friend’s waist as she rested her head onto Luna’s shoulder. “When do we get questioned? Because I am starving…and I want food like now, please, I love you all. EVEN YOU HIDAN!”
Itachi: Itachi remained silent as Pein told them what the purpose of having the girls here were. “Would you like us to start interrogating them now?” Itachi asked Leader as he gave the man a curious look. He ignored the blonde because she was getting rather annoying, and …it was just best to ignore her. At least the other girl was quiet and knew when to be quiet. The blonde just kept going…and going.
Konan: “Leader, would you like me to get the spare bedrooms reading as well as the Akatsuki robes? I’m pretty sure there are some that’ll fit them, despite their height.” Konan had nodded to the orange haired ninja as she folded her arms in front of her.
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Luna: She had to stifle a laugh at her new nickname for Hidan. When Konan mentioned something about Akatsuki robes, she immediately brightened, her eyes gaining a sparkle in them. "You mean we get our own robes?!" she asked Pein excitedly. Before he could answer, she jumped up and down with Lea still attached to her, yelling, "SWEET! YES! I've always wanted one! Dude this so so legit!" It felt a bit weird to be jumping with joy around.. what was it, five criminals? Murderers to be more specific. But oh well.
Kisame: The blue man remained silent with his arms crossed, an amused smirk curving his lips. When they were done interrogating them, it would be a shame to kill them, but.. ah well. "You guys actually want them? You do know that you're gonna die in the end anyway don't you?"
Hidan: Hidan growled but, following Kakuzu's advice, stayed silent. "This ****ing sucks," he sulked. "I can't even bitch her out now!" the silver haired man complained loudly to his partner. When she said she loved him though, obviously not actually meaning it, Hidan snarled, "Oh to **** with it. WELL I DON'T LOVE YOU BITCH. AND YOU'RE NOT A ****ING ELF SO SHUT THE **** UP!"
Kakuzu: Kakuzu groaned and face palmed at his partner's idiocy. "Hidan. If you want to yell do it in another ****ing room. I'm trying to read if you haven't noticed," he hissed.
Pein: Pein gave Konan a nod and said, "Yes. Please. And yes you will be getting robes. When we leave the hideout, we will have to take you with us and to prevent suspicion you will be dressed in them." Turning to his blue haired friend, he said, "Konan. Show them their rooms where you think they would be most suited appropriately."
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Lea: Lea’s green eyes had lit up a bit as well when they were going to get their own Akatsuki robe. That was awesome!! However, she frowned when Konan mentioned how short she and Luna were. The girl had snapped loose from her thoughts when Luna started to jump up and down with her arms still wrapped around Luna. “Gah!” Lea whined a bit before making a face when Hidan shouted back at her. “OH BUT I AM AN ELF! ON THE INSIDE!!” Lea teased before she continued to shout. “And fine! Don’t except my love! I’ll share it with Luna.” The girl smirked before releasing her arms from the girl. “HIDAN! We will have to continue this argument later! I have to go with Konan!” With that said Lea had grabbed Luna’s hand and led her friend over to the ninja. Looking back to Kisame, she shook her head at him. “You won’t kill us, because if you do, I’ll haunt you and put Tobi in your bed!”
Konan: Konan nodded at Leader before making a face when the once quiet girl started to spazz happily about the robes. These girls were surely weird and a little too excited about all of this. Once the blonde walked over to her with the other girl, she motioned them to follow her. The blue haired woman had walked past Kisame and made her way down the hallway. “I think your room should be near Tobi and Deidara.” The girl told the other before pushing the door open for the girl. It was a plain room, and the walls were gray and the floor was just cement. The bed was a fair size and there was a bathroom in it too. “I suggest you stay in here and I’ll bring you a robe for you.” The reason she wanted the blonde to stay in the room because it would keep the noise level down and plus, she was sure they would all interrogate the girl’s soon. Walking away from the room, she walked to a spare bedroom in-between Hidan and Kakuzu’s room, Itachi, and Kisame’s. It was pretty much the same as the room for the blonde, except it actually had carpeting. “Please wait inside here and I’ll get you the robes as well.” With that said, she walked away from the girls and down the other hallway.
Itachi: Itachi got up from his chair when Konan went to show the girls their temporary rooms. Good, the blonde haired girl’s room was far away from his. That was all that mattered since he knew he would loose his mind if she were next to him. “Hopefully they’ll be quiet.” Itachi grunted before glancing at Kisame to Pein.
Tobi: Tobi had poked his head out of the bedroom when he heard his name. “Did someone want Tobi?” The swirly orange masked ninja asked as he glanced over at the kitchen. Before he could say much more he saw that the crazy blonde haired girl’s room was next to his and Deidara’s. “Deidara-Sempai! The blonde haired girl is gonna be next to us!” He cheered, but he only got a grunt in response. “She actually looks like she could be your sister…if you think about it.” Tobi chuckled, but then he was hit with a piece of clay. “Ow!!”
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Luna: She stopped jumping up and down and looked up at Konan expectantly, allowing her to lead the way to their rooms. With a small smile towards Lea and her “elf bitchiness,” she couldn’t help but laugh a bit. Following the blue haired woman around the lair, she made sure to try to memorize the many twists and turns they took to their rooms, just in case. Thankfully, it came a bit easier than it would have should they have come to the Akatsuki first before ending up in Sound since their lair was also as complex as this one was. ‘I never thought I’d say this, but thank god Oreo has such an obsession with making things confusing.’ Her room ended up between Itachi and Kisame’s , and Hidan and Kakuzu’s. Lea’s was across the way next to Deidara and Tobi’s. Nodding to herself, she went into her room and dragged Lea with her so they both sat on the bed to wait for Konan to return with their Akatsuki robes.
Kisame: “And exactly how do you plan on doing this?” Kisame questioned with an amused grin. It didn’t matter to him if she put Tobi in his bed because quite frankly, he could slaughter the idiot in seconds if given the opportunity. He was the newbie after all and definitely not as strong as the rest of the veterans were.
Hidan: For once, Hidan was intelligent enough to not dignify her response with a comment of his own, no matter how much he wanted to. But this was also probably because Kakuzu had tied him to the bed post and stuck a giant sock in his mouth. Hidan could have easily gotten through the ropes, but at the moment he was too occupied with being pissed off at his partner that this little detail seemed to escape his attention.
Kakuzu: The zombie man, satisfied that his partner has now, indeed, been silenced for the time being, grinned smugly and laid on his bed, sharpening a few of his kunai to pass the time and perhaps relieve him of his boredom.
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Lea: Lea allowed herself to be pulled into Luna’s room. Once the two had went inside, she followed the brown haired girl to the bed and sat down. “God this is going to be so fun!! Us living with the Akatsuki?! How ****ing cool is that??” Lea laughed a bit before an unpleasant thought ran through her mind. Orochimaru…was probably taking it badly right now. The snake lord had flipped out the first time she went missing and killed some of his own men because how upset he would be. A frown tugged at the corner of her lips before she rested her hands into her lap. Heh…she promised Orochimaru she wouldn’t get herself kidnapped, but looks like that promise went into the toilet quicker than a piece of shit dropping inside the toilet and hiding. Wait…why did she think that? Eh, whatever, she was Lea, so she could think about hamster shit if she wanted to. At the thought, she started to laugh loudly. “Hahaha…hamster shit…”
Luna: "It is pretty cool," Luna admitted. But she was a bit worried about what was going on back home, especially with Sasuke. She could only imagine how ballistic he's going right now, especially if he finds out that she was kidnapped by none other than his hated older brother. Oh boy. He and Oreo both would go on a rampage with Sasuke stomping around like a pissed off baby dragon, breathing fire everywhere. The thought brought a grin to her face. Hearing Lea say something about hamster shit and laughing, she gave her a "what the hell" look with an amused smile on her face, saying, "And just what is running through that insane mind of yours?" Hearing the sound of someone outside the door, she noticed Konan come into the room to drop off the clothes and shoes and then rush off to god knows where.
Konan: Konan had simply gone into one of the closets in the lair that had a few robes stacked in there as well as ninja shoes. Grabbing two cloaks and two pairs of the ninja shoes and shut the door. Heading back to where she left the girls, she made it inside the brown haired girl’s new room. As she entered inside, she spotted the girls and walked up to them and handed them each a cloak and ninja shoes. “There, I’m sure they’ll fit you both. They aren’t that big, but if there are any problems, I’ll be down the hall.” With that said she left the room. As she headed down the other hallway she walked back into the headquarters. Knocking on the door lightly, she poked her head inside. “May I come in?”
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Itachi: “Ignore her, she is ignorant.” He mumbled to Kisame before giving Tobi a look when he spoke. “No one is talking about you.” He shrugged simply before watching the other head back inside. “So, when do you think we should question the two?” Itachi asked his partner as his eyes gazed up at the man.
Kisame: The blue man gave his partner a curious look. "Aren't you and Leader usually the ones who figure this shit out? I'm not much of an interrogator. I'm just the one who gets to torture them," he grinned manically.
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Pein: Pein looked up from his work and said, "Yes, come in Konan. Is there something you needed?" He looked up at her curiously. There were few instances where she interrupted them from his paperwork, and this happened to be one of those few times. It seemed strange to him that despite being a criminal organization, he still needed to do paperwork. It was tedious and irritating work, but it had to be done.
Konan: Entering the room, she closed the door behind her softly before walking over to a chair in front of Pein’s desk. Sitting down, she folded her arms neatly in her lap. “I gave the girls their room and the robes. I set the blonde where she wouldn’t annoy anyone, and the other girl near the others.” Konan told Pein as she noticed he looked a bit irritable because of the paper work. “You’ve been working on those all day; I think you should take a break…” Konan told the man before giving him a faint smile. “They aren’t going anywhere, plus you’ve been stressed all day.”
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Lea:“Oh, sorry I just randomly thought of shit…then hamster shit…and I laughed.” Lea admitted before looking up and away from Luna when Konan came in and gave them their cloaks. “Sweet!!” Lea jumped off from the bed, and smirked. She had slipped on the Akatsuki cloak and buttoned it up. She fluffed her blonde hair out and took off her vans as she slipped on the ninja shoes. Eh, she HATED sandals, but they were ok. It was somewhat big on her, BUT TOO COOL. “Muwaha! I’mma show them and be like ‘LUKE I AM YOUR MOTHER!’” With that said, she ran out of the room and into the kitchen. Making her way to where Itachi and Kisame were, she interrupted them with a squeak. “LOOK! LOOK! Don’t I look cool!?”
Itachi: Itachi was about to say something to Kisame’s reply when the annoying blonde came storming in. “…” Itachi gave Kisame a look before leaving the kitchen and walked over to the spare bedroom. “Your friend is being annoying, can’t you shut her up?” Itachi asked the girl with a stern look on his face.
Luna: She stared up at Itachi with a skeptical expression. "You're seriously asking me? You might as well be asking me to move a boulder." Luna very well knew that making Lea be quiet was about as impossible as stopping a waterfall from flowing downhill. Not that it really mattered to her anyway. She was amusing when she was hyper and this happened to be one of those times. "The only person who could probably actually make her be quiet is Orochimaru. And as far as I can tell, he's not here or there'd be quite a commotion." Getting up to see Lea in the kitchen, she said, "Yeah it looks great! Hmm.." Grabbing hers that had been folded over her arm, she put her own on and twirled around, watching the red clouds swirl and dance with her. "Sweet!" she admired it.
Kisame: Kisame stayed in the kitchen and stared at the girls with a questioning look. "You actually like them? Why?" he asked confused. 'What a bunch of weird people.'
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Pein: Pein looked up from his work and stared at Konan. "Unfortunately I have too much to do and it has to be done," he sighed agitatedly and resumed signing his papers, occasionally jotting down a few notes here and there. At one point, he finally leaned against the back of his chair, rubbing his eyes in a tired manner.
Konan: Konan frowned at the other when he said it had to be done and continued to write down a few things. The girl remained silent for a moment before Pein leaned back. “Pein…, let me do some of it for you. I’ve done it before, you need rest.” Konan got up from the chair and walked around the desk before taking the pen out of his hand. “Now, go. I’ll take it from here, ok?” She assured him with a warm but frail smile.
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Itachi: “Well, I’m not talking to a wall.” Itachi said bitterly before making a face as the brown haired girl started to speak once more. Ugh, she was THAT hard to shut up? Great. Itachi gave the other a look when she said the only person who could shut the annoying blonde up was Orochimaru. She was right though…, if he were here, hell would break loose. Itachi watched as the girl joined her friend in the kitchen before following behind the girl. Giving Kisame a look, he glanced back at the girls. “They are just cloaks.” He stated with his hands lying limp at his sides.
Lea: “Well of course we like them! They are cool! They are black with awesome clouds on it! It makes you look all devious and dangerous!” Lea grinned childishly before looking over at her friend as she giggled. “Thanks! You look great too!” She told her friend with a smile before frowning at Itachi. “Well…I like them!” With that said, she skittered out the kitchen and down the hallway. Making her way over to Kakuzu and Hidan’s room, she pushed the door open. “Hey! Look at me---…What…the hell…??” Lea paused instantly at the site of Hidan tied to the bed with a sock in his mouth. “Sheesh didn’t know you were kinky Kakuzu. Poor ole Hidan…, you poor thing.”
Luna: Hearing Itachi's comment, she rolled her eyes and said under her breath, "Thank you Captain Obvious. And they're not just cloaks! They're the most awesome of awesomedom. Except for Organization cloaks. Those own a lot more than these do. Sorry!" she said cheekily and skipped away in pursuit of Lea who seemed to have found Hidan and Kakuzu's room. Upon entering, she stared at the odd sight of Kakuzu laying in bed, lazily flipping through a book with Hidan tied to the bedpost with a sock stuck in his mouth. Resisting the urge to laugh, she said, "The ****? Are you guys into bondage or something? Well.. it would make sense I guess that Hidan would be kinky enough to want it. Probably has Kakuzu whip him too when he's being too naughty." She grinned widely.
Itachi: Itachi just grunted lightly at the girl’s words before he walked off into his own room. These girls were going to give him a major headache. Shutting the door behind him, he went over to his bed to lie down.
Hidan: Hidan stared at her with angry and indignant alarm. Struggling against the ropes, he thrashed around and tried to spit the sock out of his mouth, yelling obscenities that could not be understood due to the material. Finally getting it out, he shouted, "THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! I'M NOT ****ING GAY BITCH! NOR AM I INTO ****ING BONDAGE!" Seething, he continued, "My so called partner," he jerked his head towards Kakuzu, "tied me to this ****ing bedpost because I was being 'too ****ing loud.' You're an ass Kakuzu!"
Kakuzu: The man merely sighed and closed his book. "No, I'm just practical. I wanted to shut you up and I did. Simple as that."
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Pein: He nearly sighed with relief. He'd been needing some kind of rest and he could already feel his eyes starting to sting from lack of sleep. Lately, he'd been doing so much paperwork that it became tedious and draining. "Thank you," he nodded and get up from his desk. Clapping her shoulder in thanks, giving her a grateful smile, he left his office and went into his room, collapsing onto the bed, falling asleep.
Konan: Konan watched as Pein rose up from his chair, grabbed her shoulder lightly, thanked her, and gave her a smile. She had to admit…, seeing Pein smile always warmed her heart in a funny way. He rarely smiled, and when he did, she wanted to cherish it. As the other left the room, she plopped down into the chair and started to finish the paperwork Pein had started.
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Lea: Lea had instantly held her sides when Luna had caught up with her and spoke to Hidan and Kakuzu. “BONDAGE!” She shouted loudly as she leaned against the side of the doorframe. Luna cracked her up so much! Hehe! When Hidan actually got the sock out of his mouth, she snickered a bit at him. “Of course you aren’t! Kakuzu is the one who tied you up.” She teased before strolling over to the bed as she sat onto it. She moved a hand and poked Hidan’s head repeatedly. “You should have drawn on his head Kakuzu.” Lea cooed lightly as she continued to poke his head. “Luna! Come join me! Poking him is fun!”
Luna: She snickered aloud and joined Lea in the torturous poking of Hidan. "Hm.. Is Kakuzu into bondage? There's an amusing image. I feel sorry for whoever he decides to trap though. Lord only knows what he'd do to the poor bastard." Luna shook her head as if sympathizing over his next victim. She could hear him sigh heavily and ignore the two of them. With a pout, she realized she wasn't going to get the same reaction out of him as she did with Hidan. 'Well that's disappointing,' she thought to herself.
Kakuzu: He continued to read his book, pretending not to hear what they were saying about him. But he did have to smirk to himself about what they thought about him. Some of it may have been wrong, but it was still amusing.
Hidan: "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ****ING HELP ME!" he raged, struggling against the rope when it suddenly hit him. "What the **** am I doing, I'm ****ing Akatsuki." Grabbing a kunai from his pouch, he started sawing at the restraints and finally broke free. "Now. You die," he snarled.
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Pein: Unfortunately, he was woken up by the grating sound of Hidan screaming at the two new girls. Sighing in frustration, he shoved his pillow over his head and tried to ignore the annoyance of his stupid silver haired subordinate. "If he does not shut up quickly, I'll kill him," he vowed to himself.
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End of chapter 2~ ;D
(Poor Pein. Will he ever get some sleep? ;D)
Also here are the other chapters~
Chapter 1:
Chapter 2:
Chapter 3:
Chapter 4:
Chapter 5:
Chapter 6:
(Zetsu STILL won’t be coming in this chapter. Poor plant. Oh! Same with Deidara! D; )
Summary of the last chapter:
Lea and Luna finally realized they had been kidnapped by the Akatsuki members, and had been causing a scene by attacking Kisame and glomping Hidan. Hidan actually got free from the girls who were clinging to him eventually and stormed into his room with Kakuzu still residing inside. Deidara was yelling with Kisame and Hidan because he kept being called a transsexual. Also, he is currently inside his room as well. So, now only Kisame, Itachi, Luna, Tobi, and Lea are in the kitchen. However Pein came inside as well when he heard all of the loud shouting.
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(Continuing where I left off.)
Lea: Lea had made a face up at the tall blue haired ninja when he had spoken. “Why would you kill us? We are not a threat. I mean yeah, we know about you guys, but that doesn’t mean shit.” The blonde haired girl said with a frown before looking over to her friend when she came over. Gah, she hoped they did not die. There was really no reason to kill them. Well, in her opinion…that was. Lea laughed as Hidan stormed into his room. “BAD BOY GONNA PRAY!” She shouted towards the guy, but came to a halt when a voice could be heard. Turning her head she peered under Kisame’s arm as Pein came in. “OH SHIT PEIN!” Lea let go of Kisame and ran towards the leader and was about to glomp him, but stopped. “Shit…” She muttered to herself before straightening. “Head might get chopped off and Konan might give me a massive paper cut….” With that said, she stormed back over to Kisame as if he was her shield. “Lunaaaa we might dieeeee, I still need my salad firssst.”
Tobi: Tobi watched as Kisame spoke to the short girl then the brunette girl came over as well. Tobi’s head turned to look to the side when Leader came in annoyed. “Tobi is sorry!” He apologized right away before skittering off towards his room to bug Deidara. He rather be yelled at by Deidara than Pein that was for sure.
Itachi: Itachi stood there watching everything with an annoyed look on his face and just when he was about to go back to get his tea, Pein came in. “I apologize for the noise; the girls woke up and were jumping around on everyone like they won an award.” The shinobi sat back down in the chair once more. Pein looked just as unhappy as he was at the moment. Glancing over at the girls, he made a face at the blonde. Was she seriously about to hug Pein? Ugh, this was going to be a long few weeks…or months…
Konan: Konan moved a hand to her head as she followed Pein to where the loud and irritating noise was coming from. Her head was hurting so bad she felt like it was going to split in two. When she entered the kitchen, she looked over at the blonde haired girl. “What’s this about Konan and a paper cut?” The blue haired girl asked the blonde with a confused look on her face. However, the girl had run back to where the other girl was. Looking over to Itachi, she blinked a bit at his words before looking back at Pein. “What should we do about them Leader?” Konan whispered softly into the other’s ear, so only he could hear her.
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Luna: She meeped silently and moved closer to Lea, watching the rest of the Akatsuki a little warily. Her friend may not have been to phased by this whole ordeal, but Luna didn't want to die either. And perhaps thinking this way may save both their lives, so long as they acted rationally. This was not like the Sound at all. These were S-class missing nins and they were dangerous. Nor were they particularly friendly, even if they appear to be.
Kisame: Kisame looked at Leader then to the blonde. "Because we feel like it. We don't have to have a reason." He raised a brow when he watched the weird girl about to, what it looked like, tackle Pein, but then stopped herself. "Weird girl," he commented aloud.
Hidan: "SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH!" Hidan roared from his room. Kakuzu threw a book at his head, one that he wasn't currently reading because otherwise he'd have to get up again. It was a direct hit. Watching it bounce off, he turned to snarl at Kakuzu.
Kakuzu: He interrupted him. "Hidan. Shut up. She's trying to get a raise out of you on purpose because she finds it amusing. Ignore it and she'll eventually ignore you." With those words of wisdom, he returned to his book, with Hidan muttering, "You didn't have to throw a ****ing book at my head," and glowered at the zombie man.
Pein:Leader took a glance around the room and sighed. "The girls are here for questioning. They are connected to the Sound and therefore Orochimaru. It is through them we may find his weakness and destroy him. After that, then you may kill them," he said emotionlessly.
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Lea: “Neehh.” Lea just let out a small whine to Kisame’s comment before she heard Hidan shouting at her. “AGAIN! THAT’S ELF BITCH TO YOU MR. SNUFFLES!” Why she had called him that, she did not know. The blonde just had the urge to call him something ridiculous and well she succeeded. However, she had snapped out of her thoughts when Pein’s words caught her attention. Shit, did he say kill? Oh ****. Damn, since she was the lover of Orochimaru she was probably going to be questioned worse than Luna is. “Sheesh, knock us out? Then threaten us? What is next? A nine inch log through our nose?” Okay, even to her that sounded stupid, but it was too late now. Lea looked back at Luna and wrapped her arm around her friend’s waist as she rested her head onto Luna’s shoulder. “When do we get questioned? Because I am starving…and I want food like now, please, I love you all. EVEN YOU HIDAN!”
Itachi: Itachi remained silent as Pein told them what the purpose of having the girls here were. “Would you like us to start interrogating them now?” Itachi asked Leader as he gave the man a curious look. He ignored the blonde because she was getting rather annoying, and …it was just best to ignore her. At least the other girl was quiet and knew when to be quiet. The blonde just kept going…and going.
Konan: “Leader, would you like me to get the spare bedrooms reading as well as the Akatsuki robes? I’m pretty sure there are some that’ll fit them, despite their height.” Konan had nodded to the orange haired ninja as she folded her arms in front of her.
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Luna: She had to stifle a laugh at her new nickname for Hidan. When Konan mentioned something about Akatsuki robes, she immediately brightened, her eyes gaining a sparkle in them. "You mean we get our own robes?!" she asked Pein excitedly. Before he could answer, she jumped up and down with Lea still attached to her, yelling, "SWEET! YES! I've always wanted one! Dude this so so legit!" It felt a bit weird to be jumping with joy around.. what was it, five criminals? Murderers to be more specific. But oh well.
Kisame: The blue man remained silent with his arms crossed, an amused smirk curving his lips. When they were done interrogating them, it would be a shame to kill them, but.. ah well. "You guys actually want them? You do know that you're gonna die in the end anyway don't you?"
Hidan: Hidan growled but, following Kakuzu's advice, stayed silent. "This ****ing sucks," he sulked. "I can't even bitch her out now!" the silver haired man complained loudly to his partner. When she said she loved him though, obviously not actually meaning it, Hidan snarled, "Oh to **** with it. WELL I DON'T LOVE YOU BITCH. AND YOU'RE NOT A ****ING ELF SO SHUT THE **** UP!"
Kakuzu: Kakuzu groaned and face palmed at his partner's idiocy. "Hidan. If you want to yell do it in another ****ing room. I'm trying to read if you haven't noticed," he hissed.
Pein: Pein gave Konan a nod and said, "Yes. Please. And yes you will be getting robes. When we leave the hideout, we will have to take you with us and to prevent suspicion you will be dressed in them." Turning to his blue haired friend, he said, "Konan. Show them their rooms where you think they would be most suited appropriately."
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Lea: Lea’s green eyes had lit up a bit as well when they were going to get their own Akatsuki robe. That was awesome!! However, she frowned when Konan mentioned how short she and Luna were. The girl had snapped loose from her thoughts when Luna started to jump up and down with her arms still wrapped around Luna. “Gah!” Lea whined a bit before making a face when Hidan shouted back at her. “OH BUT I AM AN ELF! ON THE INSIDE!!” Lea teased before she continued to shout. “And fine! Don’t except my love! I’ll share it with Luna.” The girl smirked before releasing her arms from the girl. “HIDAN! We will have to continue this argument later! I have to go with Konan!” With that said Lea had grabbed Luna’s hand and led her friend over to the ninja. Looking back to Kisame, she shook her head at him. “You won’t kill us, because if you do, I’ll haunt you and put Tobi in your bed!”
Konan: Konan nodded at Leader before making a face when the once quiet girl started to spazz happily about the robes. These girls were surely weird and a little too excited about all of this. Once the blonde walked over to her with the other girl, she motioned them to follow her. The blue haired woman had walked past Kisame and made her way down the hallway. “I think your room should be near Tobi and Deidara.” The girl told the other before pushing the door open for the girl. It was a plain room, and the walls were gray and the floor was just cement. The bed was a fair size and there was a bathroom in it too. “I suggest you stay in here and I’ll bring you a robe for you.” The reason she wanted the blonde to stay in the room because it would keep the noise level down and plus, she was sure they would all interrogate the girl’s soon. Walking away from the room, she walked to a spare bedroom in-between Hidan and Kakuzu’s room, Itachi, and Kisame’s. It was pretty much the same as the room for the blonde, except it actually had carpeting. “Please wait inside here and I’ll get you the robes as well.” With that said, she walked away from the girls and down the other hallway.
Itachi: Itachi got up from his chair when Konan went to show the girls their temporary rooms. Good, the blonde haired girl’s room was far away from his. That was all that mattered since he knew he would loose his mind if she were next to him. “Hopefully they’ll be quiet.” Itachi grunted before glancing at Kisame to Pein.
Tobi: Tobi had poked his head out of the bedroom when he heard his name. “Did someone want Tobi?” The swirly orange masked ninja asked as he glanced over at the kitchen. Before he could say much more he saw that the crazy blonde haired girl’s room was next to his and Deidara’s. “Deidara-Sempai! The blonde haired girl is gonna be next to us!” He cheered, but he only got a grunt in response. “She actually looks like she could be your sister…if you think about it.” Tobi chuckled, but then he was hit with a piece of clay. “Ow!!”
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Luna: She stopped jumping up and down and looked up at Konan expectantly, allowing her to lead the way to their rooms. With a small smile towards Lea and her “elf bitchiness,” she couldn’t help but laugh a bit. Following the blue haired woman around the lair, she made sure to try to memorize the many twists and turns they took to their rooms, just in case. Thankfully, it came a bit easier than it would have should they have come to the Akatsuki first before ending up in Sound since their lair was also as complex as this one was. ‘I never thought I’d say this, but thank god Oreo has such an obsession with making things confusing.’ Her room ended up between Itachi and Kisame’s , and Hidan and Kakuzu’s. Lea’s was across the way next to Deidara and Tobi’s. Nodding to herself, she went into her room and dragged Lea with her so they both sat on the bed to wait for Konan to return with their Akatsuki robes.
Kisame: “And exactly how do you plan on doing this?” Kisame questioned with an amused grin. It didn’t matter to him if she put Tobi in his bed because quite frankly, he could slaughter the idiot in seconds if given the opportunity. He was the newbie after all and definitely not as strong as the rest of the veterans were.
Hidan: For once, Hidan was intelligent enough to not dignify her response with a comment of his own, no matter how much he wanted to. But this was also probably because Kakuzu had tied him to the bed post and stuck a giant sock in his mouth. Hidan could have easily gotten through the ropes, but at the moment he was too occupied with being pissed off at his partner that this little detail seemed to escape his attention.
Kakuzu: The zombie man, satisfied that his partner has now, indeed, been silenced for the time being, grinned smugly and laid on his bed, sharpening a few of his kunai to pass the time and perhaps relieve him of his boredom.
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Lea: Lea allowed herself to be pulled into Luna’s room. Once the two had went inside, she followed the brown haired girl to the bed and sat down. “God this is going to be so fun!! Us living with the Akatsuki?! How ****ing cool is that??” Lea laughed a bit before an unpleasant thought ran through her mind. Orochimaru…was probably taking it badly right now. The snake lord had flipped out the first time she went missing and killed some of his own men because how upset he would be. A frown tugged at the corner of her lips before she rested her hands into her lap. Heh…she promised Orochimaru she wouldn’t get herself kidnapped, but looks like that promise went into the toilet quicker than a piece of shit dropping inside the toilet and hiding. Wait…why did she think that? Eh, whatever, she was Lea, so she could think about hamster shit if she wanted to. At the thought, she started to laugh loudly. “Hahaha…hamster shit…”
Luna: "It is pretty cool," Luna admitted. But she was a bit worried about what was going on back home, especially with Sasuke. She could only imagine how ballistic he's going right now, especially if he finds out that she was kidnapped by none other than his hated older brother. Oh boy. He and Oreo both would go on a rampage with Sasuke stomping around like a pissed off baby dragon, breathing fire everywhere. The thought brought a grin to her face. Hearing Lea say something about hamster shit and laughing, she gave her a "what the hell" look with an amused smile on her face, saying, "And just what is running through that insane mind of yours?" Hearing the sound of someone outside the door, she noticed Konan come into the room to drop off the clothes and shoes and then rush off to god knows where.
Konan: Konan had simply gone into one of the closets in the lair that had a few robes stacked in there as well as ninja shoes. Grabbing two cloaks and two pairs of the ninja shoes and shut the door. Heading back to where she left the girls, she made it inside the brown haired girl’s new room. As she entered inside, she spotted the girls and walked up to them and handed them each a cloak and ninja shoes. “There, I’m sure they’ll fit you both. They aren’t that big, but if there are any problems, I’ll be down the hall.” With that said she left the room. As she headed down the other hallway she walked back into the headquarters. Knocking on the door lightly, she poked her head inside. “May I come in?”
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Itachi: “Ignore her, she is ignorant.” He mumbled to Kisame before giving Tobi a look when he spoke. “No one is talking about you.” He shrugged simply before watching the other head back inside. “So, when do you think we should question the two?” Itachi asked his partner as his eyes gazed up at the man.
Kisame: The blue man gave his partner a curious look. "Aren't you and Leader usually the ones who figure this shit out? I'm not much of an interrogator. I'm just the one who gets to torture them," he grinned manically.
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Pein: Pein looked up from his work and said, "Yes, come in Konan. Is there something you needed?" He looked up at her curiously. There were few instances where she interrupted them from his paperwork, and this happened to be one of those few times. It seemed strange to him that despite being a criminal organization, he still needed to do paperwork. It was tedious and irritating work, but it had to be done.
Konan: Entering the room, she closed the door behind her softly before walking over to a chair in front of Pein’s desk. Sitting down, she folded her arms neatly in her lap. “I gave the girls their room and the robes. I set the blonde where she wouldn’t annoy anyone, and the other girl near the others.” Konan told Pein as she noticed he looked a bit irritable because of the paper work. “You’ve been working on those all day; I think you should take a break…” Konan told the man before giving him a faint smile. “They aren’t going anywhere, plus you’ve been stressed all day.”
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Lea:“Oh, sorry I just randomly thought of shit…then hamster shit…and I laughed.” Lea admitted before looking up and away from Luna when Konan came in and gave them their cloaks. “Sweet!!” Lea jumped off from the bed, and smirked. She had slipped on the Akatsuki cloak and buttoned it up. She fluffed her blonde hair out and took off her vans as she slipped on the ninja shoes. Eh, she HATED sandals, but they were ok. It was somewhat big on her, BUT TOO COOL. “Muwaha! I’mma show them and be like ‘LUKE I AM YOUR MOTHER!’” With that said, she ran out of the room and into the kitchen. Making her way to where Itachi and Kisame were, she interrupted them with a squeak. “LOOK! LOOK! Don’t I look cool!?”
Itachi: Itachi was about to say something to Kisame’s reply when the annoying blonde came storming in. “…” Itachi gave Kisame a look before leaving the kitchen and walked over to the spare bedroom. “Your friend is being annoying, can’t you shut her up?” Itachi asked the girl with a stern look on his face.
Luna: She stared up at Itachi with a skeptical expression. "You're seriously asking me? You might as well be asking me to move a boulder." Luna very well knew that making Lea be quiet was about as impossible as stopping a waterfall from flowing downhill. Not that it really mattered to her anyway. She was amusing when she was hyper and this happened to be one of those times. "The only person who could probably actually make her be quiet is Orochimaru. And as far as I can tell, he's not here or there'd be quite a commotion." Getting up to see Lea in the kitchen, she said, "Yeah it looks great! Hmm.." Grabbing hers that had been folded over her arm, she put her own on and twirled around, watching the red clouds swirl and dance with her. "Sweet!" she admired it.
Kisame: Kisame stayed in the kitchen and stared at the girls with a questioning look. "You actually like them? Why?" he asked confused. 'What a bunch of weird people.'
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Pein: Pein looked up from his work and stared at Konan. "Unfortunately I have too much to do and it has to be done," he sighed agitatedly and resumed signing his papers, occasionally jotting down a few notes here and there. At one point, he finally leaned against the back of his chair, rubbing his eyes in a tired manner.
Konan: Konan frowned at the other when he said it had to be done and continued to write down a few things. The girl remained silent for a moment before Pein leaned back. “Pein…, let me do some of it for you. I’ve done it before, you need rest.” Konan got up from the chair and walked around the desk before taking the pen out of his hand. “Now, go. I’ll take it from here, ok?” She assured him with a warm but frail smile.
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Itachi: “Well, I’m not talking to a wall.” Itachi said bitterly before making a face as the brown haired girl started to speak once more. Ugh, she was THAT hard to shut up? Great. Itachi gave the other a look when she said the only person who could shut the annoying blonde up was Orochimaru. She was right though…, if he were here, hell would break loose. Itachi watched as the girl joined her friend in the kitchen before following behind the girl. Giving Kisame a look, he glanced back at the girls. “They are just cloaks.” He stated with his hands lying limp at his sides.
Lea: “Well of course we like them! They are cool! They are black with awesome clouds on it! It makes you look all devious and dangerous!” Lea grinned childishly before looking over at her friend as she giggled. “Thanks! You look great too!” She told her friend with a smile before frowning at Itachi. “Well…I like them!” With that said, she skittered out the kitchen and down the hallway. Making her way over to Kakuzu and Hidan’s room, she pushed the door open. “Hey! Look at me---…What…the hell…??” Lea paused instantly at the site of Hidan tied to the bed with a sock in his mouth. “Sheesh didn’t know you were kinky Kakuzu. Poor ole Hidan…, you poor thing.”
Luna: Hearing Itachi's comment, she rolled her eyes and said under her breath, "Thank you Captain Obvious. And they're not just cloaks! They're the most awesome of awesomedom. Except for Organization cloaks. Those own a lot more than these do. Sorry!" she said cheekily and skipped away in pursuit of Lea who seemed to have found Hidan and Kakuzu's room. Upon entering, she stared at the odd sight of Kakuzu laying in bed, lazily flipping through a book with Hidan tied to the bedpost with a sock stuck in his mouth. Resisting the urge to laugh, she said, "The ****? Are you guys into bondage or something? Well.. it would make sense I guess that Hidan would be kinky enough to want it. Probably has Kakuzu whip him too when he's being too naughty." She grinned widely.
Itachi: Itachi just grunted lightly at the girl’s words before he walked off into his own room. These girls were going to give him a major headache. Shutting the door behind him, he went over to his bed to lie down.
Hidan: Hidan stared at her with angry and indignant alarm. Struggling against the ropes, he thrashed around and tried to spit the sock out of his mouth, yelling obscenities that could not be understood due to the material. Finally getting it out, he shouted, "THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?! I'M NOT ****ING GAY BITCH! NOR AM I INTO ****ING BONDAGE!" Seething, he continued, "My so called partner," he jerked his head towards Kakuzu, "tied me to this ****ing bedpost because I was being 'too ****ing loud.' You're an ass Kakuzu!"
Kakuzu: The man merely sighed and closed his book. "No, I'm just practical. I wanted to shut you up and I did. Simple as that."
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Pein: He nearly sighed with relief. He'd been needing some kind of rest and he could already feel his eyes starting to sting from lack of sleep. Lately, he'd been doing so much paperwork that it became tedious and draining. "Thank you," he nodded and get up from his desk. Clapping her shoulder in thanks, giving her a grateful smile, he left his office and went into his room, collapsing onto the bed, falling asleep.
Konan: Konan watched as Pein rose up from his chair, grabbed her shoulder lightly, thanked her, and gave her a smile. She had to admit…, seeing Pein smile always warmed her heart in a funny way. He rarely smiled, and when he did, she wanted to cherish it. As the other left the room, she plopped down into the chair and started to finish the paperwork Pein had started.
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Lea: Lea had instantly held her sides when Luna had caught up with her and spoke to Hidan and Kakuzu. “BONDAGE!” She shouted loudly as she leaned against the side of the doorframe. Luna cracked her up so much! Hehe! When Hidan actually got the sock out of his mouth, she snickered a bit at him. “Of course you aren’t! Kakuzu is the one who tied you up.” She teased before strolling over to the bed as she sat onto it. She moved a hand and poked Hidan’s head repeatedly. “You should have drawn on his head Kakuzu.” Lea cooed lightly as she continued to poke his head. “Luna! Come join me! Poking him is fun!”
Luna: She snickered aloud and joined Lea in the torturous poking of Hidan. "Hm.. Is Kakuzu into bondage? There's an amusing image. I feel sorry for whoever he decides to trap though. Lord only knows what he'd do to the poor bastard." Luna shook her head as if sympathizing over his next victim. She could hear him sigh heavily and ignore the two of them. With a pout, she realized she wasn't going to get the same reaction out of him as she did with Hidan. 'Well that's disappointing,' she thought to herself.
Kakuzu: He continued to read his book, pretending not to hear what they were saying about him. But he did have to smirk to himself about what they thought about him. Some of it may have been wrong, but it was still amusing.
Hidan: "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ****ING HELP ME!" he raged, struggling against the rope when it suddenly hit him. "What the **** am I doing, I'm ****ing Akatsuki." Grabbing a kunai from his pouch, he started sawing at the restraints and finally broke free. "Now. You die," he snarled.
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Pein: Unfortunately, he was woken up by the grating sound of Hidan screaming at the two new girls. Sighing in frustration, he shoved his pillow over his head and tried to ignore the annoyance of his stupid silver haired subordinate. "If he does not shut up quickly, I'll kill him," he vowed to himself.
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