Air Force 1

[BishamonSama]

*standing just before a corner, my back to the wall, in a suit with a pistol in my hand*

Damnit, where's grimm!

 

[Hellsbadass]

*comes out of the plane while pullin my pants up*
O^O

*air sair stewardess comes out adjustin her clothes*

 

[TOBI!]

wait wheres harrison ford?

 

[Elias]

*walks in wearing a suit with a m4 carbine*

sup

do we have to protect bush though? 0_o

 

[BishamonSama]

*comes out of the plane while pullin my pants up*
O^O

*air sair stewardess comes out adjustin her clothes*

I see, she helped you pass urine in the bathroom. O_O


ANYWAYS, Stein's dump is sitting up in the plane next to the president, and we have reason to believe there's a bomb hidden inside it!

*walks in with a m4 carbine*

sup

do we have to protect bush though? 0_o

No, this is in the future. So it's obama. O_O

 

[Hellsbadass]

I see, she helped you pass urine in the bathroom. O_O


ANYWAYS, Stein's dump is sitting up in the plane next to the president, and we have reason to believe there's a bomb hidden inside it!



No, this is in the future. So it's obama. O_O

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i am on it

*jumps on the poo in slow mo*
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[TOBI!]

No, this is in the future. So it's obama. O_O

you mean nader right?

 

[Elias]

I see, she helped you pass urine in the bathroom. O_O


ANYWAYS, Stein's dump is sitting up in the plane next to the president, and we have reason to believe there's a bomb hidden inside it!



No, this is in the future. So it's obama. O_O

yay! ^.^

a bomb!!! O_O

how do we get on the other plane?

i got it! lets think sam fisher!

 

[BishamonSama]

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i am on it

*jumps on the poo in slow mo*
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*slow mo* Nomachslobachenmoooooskennooooooo!

yay! ^.^

a bomb!!! O_O

how do we get on the other plane?

i got it! lets think sam fisher!

He's on the same plane, just up a bit, in the next section. o-o

 

[Hellsbadass]

*slow mo* Nomachslobachenmoooooskennooooooo!



He's on the same plane, just up a bit, in the next section. o-o

*sticks hand inside the poo*
your under arrest

*the poo eats me*
its alive

 

[BishamonSama]

*sticks hand inside the poo*
your under arrest

*the poo eats me*
its alive

OPEN FIRE!!

*starts shooting the poo, but it has no effect*

 

[Hellsbadass]

OPEN FIRE!!

*starts shooting the poo, but it has no effect*

save the president!!!!!

 

[Elias]

*slow mo* Nomachslobachenmoooooskennooooooo!



He's on the same plane, just up a bit, in the next section. o-o

*attaches a rappel wire to a handlebar*

what are you blathering about?

im coming you piece of poo!!!!!

*jumps out of the plane, and is flying attached to the rappel wire*

 

[BishamonSama]

save the president!!!!!

*dives at obama, knocking him to the ground*

Now what? O_O


We're on a plane! O.O


WAIT! I have an idea!

*lifts up the poo, and throws it out the escape hatch, along with grimm*

 

[TOBI!]

*dives at obama, knocking him to the ground*

Now what? O_O


We're on a plane! O.O


WAIT! I have an idea!

*lifts up the poo, and throws it out the escape hatch, along with grimm*

(poo slides alond side of plane making a long brow streak)
i think its trying to get back in

 

[Hellsbadass]

*dives at obama, knocking him to the ground*

Now what? O_O


We're on a plane! O.O


WAIT! I have an idea!

*lifts up the poo, and throws it out the escape hatch, along with grimm*

*fight wit the poo in mid air*
hiya!!! ho ha *kickin and punchin it*

 

[BishamonSama]

*fight wit the poo in mid air*
hiya!!! ho ha *kickin and punchin it*

*walks up to obama*

You're safe, Mr. President. >:|


Obama: WTF?!

 

[Elias]

*flies down on the rappel wire and catches grim, then the poo falls down and explodes to atomic proportions*

O_O

meh, its only kansas.

 

[Hellsbadass]

*flies down on the rappel wire and catches grim, then the poo falls down and explodes to atomic proportions*

O_O

meh, its only kansas.

*holdin on to elias*
we saved the president

 

[Steinbiz]

ninja art! poo expands and swallows everbody jutsu!