Warning: Bad Language. 
This is my first fanfiction so if there's something that needs to be improved tell me. I won't be a little puss puss (lmfao insider) and get all mad about it.
Adventures Inside Kiwi's Vagina
This is my first fanfiction so if there's something that needs to be improved tell me. I won't be a little puss puss (lmfao insider) and get all mad about it.
Adventures Inside Kiwi's Vagina
Yoko: *walks up to you* Your crazy?
Kiwi: *stares at you confused at your random question*
Yoko: Are ya?
Kiwi: *snickers at your question* yea, why?
Yoko: People said some stuff who told some stuff who said some stuff that got around to me- TELL ME STORIES!!! O:
Kiwi: I can't remember right now but people know my mind is twisted and I say terrible, sick, disgusting, things!!
Yoko: *stares*...........................
Kiwi: *stares*.........................
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Yoko: *eyes widen and mouth drops as I scream out loud* Sexy!!
Kiwi: Yes I know. *winks at you* Btw I'm a female right now.
Yoko: *pulls down your skirt and panties and fingers you* mmmh...nice
Kiwi: *chuckles at you and blushes a light red* Isn't this rape?
Yoko: If you want it to be. *I say as I lick my lips and teases your man vagina with my fingers*
Kiwi: Hmm...this remind me of something...*thinks for a few minutes and jumps up* Oh! Gaga....That transgendered *****! It stole my boyfriend from me!
Yoko: Bleh! *yells and kicks you on the floor then climbs ontop of you. I stick my whole hand inside your dry man vagina and fists you* Omg!!! It's soooo hairy!!!!!
Kiwi: Sorry.....I forgot to shave. .___.
Yoko: *sticks both of my hands inside and plays patty cake with your vagina walls* Your soo big!!!
Kiwi: *it swallows you whole* O___O
Yoko: HOLY ****ING SHIT!! *see's grim raping some chick inside* Why is grim inside your vagina??!!!
Kiwi: ....He wanted somewhere to live...I forgot he was in there!! He owes me 2 months rent money. D:<
Yoko: He's raping some chick and it looks like you have Narnia in this bitch!
Kiwi: *queefs a lion out*
Yoko: Ewww....*watches the lion roar and runs away* ...jeez what don't you have.
*a gay cruise sails past me, with a party on deck in full swing*
Kiwi: I don't honestly know.
Yoko: *hears my grandma calling my name. I look her way and sees her waving at me and I facepalm*....What teh fock....
Kiwi: *Shrugs* It was cold outside.
Yoko: Get me out of here now Kiwi!!
Kiwi: *queefs you out* Ewww...
Yoko: If this is the beginning of you being sick and twisted then you are really sick and twisted.
Kiwi: At least your one of the few that got out alive. *smirks*
Kiwi: *stares at you confused at your random question*
Yoko: Are ya?
Kiwi: *snickers at your question* yea, why?
Yoko: People said some stuff who told some stuff who said some stuff that got around to me- TELL ME STORIES!!! O:
Kiwi: I can't remember right now but people know my mind is twisted and I say terrible, sick, disgusting, things!!
Yoko: *stares*...........................
Kiwi: *stares*.........................
........................
Yoko: *eyes widen and mouth drops as I scream out loud* Sexy!!
Kiwi: Yes I know. *winks at you* Btw I'm a female right now.
Yoko: *pulls down your skirt and panties and fingers you* mmmh...nice
Kiwi: *chuckles at you and blushes a light red* Isn't this rape?
Yoko: If you want it to be. *I say as I lick my lips and teases your man vagina with my fingers*
Kiwi: Hmm...this remind me of something...*thinks for a few minutes and jumps up* Oh! Gaga....That transgendered *****! It stole my boyfriend from me!
Yoko: Bleh! *yells and kicks you on the floor then climbs ontop of you. I stick my whole hand inside your dry man vagina and fists you* Omg!!! It's soooo hairy!!!!!
Kiwi: Sorry.....I forgot to shave. .___.
Yoko: *sticks both of my hands inside and plays patty cake with your vagina walls* Your soo big!!!
Kiwi: *it swallows you whole* O___O
Yoko: HOLY ****ING SHIT!! *see's grim raping some chick inside* Why is grim inside your vagina??!!!
Kiwi: ....He wanted somewhere to live...I forgot he was in there!! He owes me 2 months rent money. D:<
Yoko: He's raping some chick and it looks like you have Narnia in this bitch!
Kiwi: *queefs a lion out*
Yoko: Ewww....*watches the lion roar and runs away* ...jeez what don't you have.
*a gay cruise sails past me, with a party on deck in full swing*
Kiwi: I don't honestly know.
Yoko: *hears my grandma calling my name. I look her way and sees her waving at me and I facepalm*....What teh fock....
Kiwi: *Shrugs* It was cold outside.
Yoko: Get me out of here now Kiwi!!
Kiwi: *queefs you out* Ewww...
Yoko: If this is the beginning of you being sick and twisted then you are really sick and twisted.
Kiwi: At least your one of the few that got out alive. *smirks*
Based on a true story.
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