this is a story i told faceless( jem )
this is a story made up in the physics lab
the story of how stupid things happen to stupid people
~cracks fingers~
so...
faceless was in the streets of london with his wife and his 4 month old daughter
and then a robbery took place near by the robbers ran and pushed faceless and his wife out of the way. his daughter who was in a stroller flew into the river and floated to the harbor ( the stroller is made of wood ).
so faceless loses his memory of his daughter even being born, same goes for his wife. a few minutes later a mysterious man comes up to them and " this is sparta" kick to faceless and he flies back wards and lands on a wagon and he was like "NO!!!!! tehbankai you gago!!!" tehbankai ( me ) until this day wondered why he didnt jump off the wagon, nothing was holding him down XD
so blah blah 15 years later
he faceless finally come back after getting lost 1500 times trying to get back here ( the place where i kicked him ) and i was there waiting still holding his wife hostage. yes i did not move from the spot for 15 years. i wanted to get it over with so in case he came back i wont miss him. when he got there he ran to me.
FIGHT!! ~ final fantasy setting and music~
teh: so face you ready or what
face: i've been ready for 15 years
teh: who told you to get lost
face: i kill you
~ face runs forward and draws a katana and does a stab action and slices up for 1 damage ~
teh:
. ok.... dude that was weird
~face runs back, his legs run by themselves~
face: wait!! im not done with my attack O_O
~face tries to run again but cant and message pops out~
message : protip: wait for the guage to fill before attacking again
both of them : O_O
~teh gets a grenade and throws it at face~
teh: beat that! muahha
face: this is so gay, i cant move!!
~BOOM!!! in face's face and it
~
teh:. it exploded under you and the blast missed
face: .......miracles happen ~clueless remark~
teh: you know what screw this.
~teh escapes and face wins the battle and face does victory pose~
back in real life
teh: ...... remind me never to do that again
face: yeah..
wife of face : cough OI! SAVE ME!! cough
face: oh yeah, teh prepare for you're doom
~then teh jumps on a boat that happen to be passing by~
teh: muhahah
face: no!
~face sees a motor bike and gets on it and chases after the boat on land~
( boat is in a canal so this makes sense XD )
face: you're not getting away ~he hears a truck sound and looks to his right and a truck going at at least 90miles an hour was just a few feet from him
Face: O_O.....DX. s***
bam! the truck hit face and they flew into the canal coincidentally on the boat where teh was
teh: you're kidding right O_O
~faces of the teh, face and his wife where shown on the screen and a sign~
to be continued.
and somewhere in a naruto game being made where itachi and naruto team up.
you ready itachi?
whenever you are naruto!
naruto run to the target and itachi does ametarasu and sets naruto on fire.
naruto now on fire charges a rasengun while running and then explodes!
but its ok his hand with the rasengun his the target and makes the ametarasu rasengun. ~screen moves to itachi who is smiling while holding naruto's dismembered hand ( naruto's hand doing the peace sign )
XD
faceless we need more ideas
hahaha
and tenzu you were the truck driver!
you didnt miss out
LOL
this is a story made up in the physics lab
the story of how stupid things happen to stupid people
~cracks fingers~
so...
faceless was in the streets of london with his wife and his 4 month old daughter
and then a robbery took place near by the robbers ran and pushed faceless and his wife out of the way. his daughter who was in a stroller flew into the river and floated to the harbor ( the stroller is made of wood ).
so faceless loses his memory of his daughter even being born, same goes for his wife. a few minutes later a mysterious man comes up to them and " this is sparta" kick to faceless and he flies back wards and lands on a wagon and he was like "NO!!!!! tehbankai you gago!!!" tehbankai ( me ) until this day wondered why he didnt jump off the wagon, nothing was holding him down XD
so blah blah 15 years later
he faceless finally come back after getting lost 1500 times trying to get back here ( the place where i kicked him ) and i was there waiting still holding his wife hostage. yes i did not move from the spot for 15 years. i wanted to get it over with so in case he came back i wont miss him. when he got there he ran to me.
FIGHT!! ~ final fantasy setting and music~
teh: so face you ready or what
face: i've been ready for 15 years
teh: who told you to get lost
face: i kill you
~ face runs forward and draws a katana and does a stab action and slices up for 1 damage ~
teh:
. ok.... dude that was weird~face runs back, his legs run by themselves~
face: wait!! im not done with my attack O_O
~face tries to run again but cant and message pops out~
message : protip: wait for the guage to fill before attacking again
both of them : O_O
~teh gets a grenade and throws it at face~
teh: beat that! muahha
face: this is so gay, i cant move!!
~BOOM!!! in face's face and it
misses
teh:
. it exploded under you and the blast missedface: .......miracles happen ~clueless remark~
teh: you know what screw this.
~teh escapes and face wins the battle and face does victory pose~
back in real life
teh: ...... remind me never to do that again
face: yeah..
wife of face : cough OI! SAVE ME!! cough
face: oh yeah, teh prepare for you're doom
~then teh jumps on a boat that happen to be passing by~
teh: muhahah
face: no!
~face sees a motor bike and gets on it and chases after the boat on land~
( boat is in a canal so this makes sense XD )
face: you're not getting away ~he hears a truck sound and looks to his right and a truck going at at least 90miles an hour was just a few feet from him
Face: O_O.....DX. s***
bam! the truck hit face and they flew into the canal coincidentally on the boat where teh was
teh: you're kidding right O_O
~faces of the teh, face and his wife where shown on the screen and a sign~
to be continued.
and somewhere in a naruto game being made where itachi and naruto team up.
you ready itachi?
whenever you are naruto!
naruto run to the target and itachi does ametarasu and sets naruto on fire.
naruto now on fire charges a rasengun while running and then explodes!
but its ok his hand with the rasengun his the target and makes the ametarasu rasengun. ~screen moves to itachi who is smiling while holding naruto's dismembered hand ( naruto's hand doing the peace sign )
XD
faceless we need more ideas
hahaha
and tenzu you were the truck driver!
you didnt miss out
LOL
