A good friend teaches me Tai

[ReXii]

Tapping my foot waiting for Onizuka to arrive xd

 

[-Kenshin-]

*appears behind and shoves the snake handsea up you ass and yells* 1000 YeARS OF DEATH!!!!​

 

[ReXii]

*Doesnt flinch*

Soooo now the rapes out of the way what happens lol

 

[-Kenshin-]

You explain to me everything you know about Taijutsu and then I rape you again

Actually ill be raping you several time throughout this training cause well your you lol

 

[ReXii]

Taijutsu is hand to hand combat that occasionally uses chakra to augment the attacks
It focuses on speed strength and reaction times and is very similar to kenjutsu in the principle of stances and various styles of attack.
Also your going to get dropkicked *Dropkicks you*

 

[-Kenshin-]

*as you try to drop kick me I grab your leg and flip them backwords causing you to land on the back of your head I then kick you in the ribs*

Nice try now do 10000000000 push ups and 10000000000 sit ups before I continue to rape you lmfao

 

[Pervyy]

*reads the title*

Ahhh... i see what you did there....

 

[-Kenshin-]

What's that suppose to mean Dan

 

[ReXii]

What's that suppose to mean Dan

I begin doing 10 million press ups which through the use of swift release i achieve in little under 10 minutes
I then do 10 million sit ups in a similar time..
I then laugh because i have speed hacks

 

[-Kenshin-]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Your aren't allowed to cheat by using swift anyways whatsthe first technique

 

[ReXii]

*Looks at you*

Tell the no cheating rule to uchiha's

The first jutsu....funny you should ask...

*I flicker behind you through the use of swift release and form the tiger handseal ramming it into your anus*

1000 YEARS OF RECTAL TRAUMA!!!


(Sennen Goroshi) - 1000 Years Of Death
Rank:E
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:5(apply damage cost for kunai and explosives separately if either or both are used with this jutsu)
Description:The user makes the sign of the tiger and force able punches it into the enemy's behind.

 

[-Kenshin-]

I'm no Uchiha I'm a Hatake and maybe soon a Namikaze

also

Who told you to perform the technique for that you must be raped and I told you no Swift damnit

 

[ReXii]

Meh you just shown me the technique so i used it

Also swift is awesome its how im training mainly so when i do my next bio i can mention that all my tai training was done using swift release hence my affinity for swift and my natural reflexes xd