A couple of funny jokes I found.

Bright Master

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1.) Q why cant mexicans play uno?

A They steal all the green cards.

2.) What kind of file can turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A pedifile.

3.) Whats the difference between a wife and a bad job?

After 10 years, your job still sucks.

4.) Why hasint Michel Jackson been arrested by police yet?

He has a live tiger on his lawn for a reason.

5.) Whats a pedifile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the 1st period.

lol, now you may have to be a bit mature to understand these jokes. I got these online, none of them are mine. If you get mad for a stupid reason, your invisible to me, If you feel offended by any of them, I'll be more than happy to take them down. Thanks for your time.
 

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Couple of them were funny, others were kind of weird, but still they were OK. +rep

:D
 

Rorasa

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nice ones ^_^ i miss you btw
 

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They were all relatively funny except the Michael Jackson/tiger joke. That one was kind of lame.
 
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