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1.) Q why cant mexicans play uno?
A They steal all the green cards.
2.) What kind of file can turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedifile.
3.) Whats the difference between a wife and a bad job?
After 10 years, your job still sucks.
4.) Why hasint Michel Jackson been arrested by police yet?
He has a live tiger on his lawn for a reason.
5.) Whats a pedifile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the 1st period.
lol, now you may have to be a bit mature to understand these jokes. I got these online, none of them are mine. If you get mad for a stupid reason, your invisible to me, If you feel offended by any of them, I'll be more than happy to take them down. Thanks for your time.
A They steal all the green cards.
2.) What kind of file can turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedifile.
3.) Whats the difference between a wife and a bad job?
After 10 years, your job still sucks.
4.) Why hasint Michel Jackson been arrested by police yet?
He has a live tiger on his lawn for a reason.
5.) Whats a pedifile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the 1st period.
lol, now you may have to be a bit mature to understand these jokes. I got these online, none of them are mine. If you get mad for a stupid reason, your invisible to me, If you feel offended by any of them, I'll be more than happy to take them down. Thanks for your time.