Chapter 684 Parody
Obito : Naruto,Sakura , let's wait for kaguya to open another portal
Kakashi : Oi oi, that portal looks exactly like the garganta from bleach manga
Kaguya : DHOO. YHOU DAREER
Black Zetsu : Excuse my mother she has no ability to talk
Black Zetsu : What she meant is that HOW DO YOU DARE TO CALL MY MOTHER A WANNA-BE
Kaguya : *opens another portal and tries to throw kakashi in it*
Obito : Fast let me in front of you i'll teleport us here
*Obito,Sakura,Naruto's clone enter the sand dimension*
Sakura : Sasuke-KUN!!!!!! what the..
"Sasuke appears dressed as a pharaoph with big moustache with hundreds of servants behind him, having an gold staff in his hand"
Naruto's Clone : Sasuke fast let's go back to kaguya
Sasuke : No, you are a mere peasent now naruto,i am the great pharaoph Sasukemon
Sakura : Sasuke-kun!! you have to come back with naruto and save the world
Sasukemon : Silence useless *****, you are not even worthy of my egyptean harem
Obito : Are you ****ing kidding me, i thought i'll look badass and important by taking you back to the battlefield and you don't wanna come??
Naruto : Sasuke are you ****ing retarded just wtf?
*Meanwhile Hagoromo and the hokages*
Hagormo : Wouldn't be a good idea to revive him, cause you gonna ged fked up again
Tobirama : tsk
Hagormo let's all talk inside my head
*In a dark place like where kurama talks to naruto appears and all the hokages and madara are here*
Hashirama : Madara please help us we gotta hurry to help naruto and sasuke to beat kaguya
Madara : That ***** took over my body pf..
Minato : Yea.. You should take revenge and help us to kill her
Madara : *sits down*
Madara : *Summoning no jutsu*
*Smoke clears and grumpy cat shows up*
'Madara is seen sitting down pating his grumpy cat'
Hiruzen : Come on Madara help us
*Madara shows the cat face to hiruzen*
Hokages : *sIGH*
Hashirama : Come on.. for the good old times.. rmemeber when you used to show me your sution
Madara : *grins* you want me to show it again
Hokages : No no thanks.
"In a corner of the place where hokages are arguing with Madara ,Hagormo sits down and drinks a coup of tea
Hagoromo : What's wrong with this world.. *facepalm*
*Back to Egypt Dimension*
Naruto : This is it im taking you back by force
*Sasuke starts running back to his pyramid*
*Sasuke stops running as he sees an old man that also is a pharaoph getting out of pyramid*
The old man spits on sasuke's face
*sasuke falls down*
Sasuke : Who the ..
The old man puts his foot on sasuke's face
The old man : I am Hamura the great pharaoph
Hamura : I suppose you are here for powerups you lame ass,
Naruto : Oooo you are hagoromo's broth...
Hamura : Silence you dumbass, you have come to the wrong place, i'm supposed to give powerup only to this lame ass fake-pharaoph
Sasuke : tsk
Naruto : but but from who im getting powerups then :|
Hamura : The hell i should know!? I Don't give a damn **** about it, don't ask me, take a trip to bleach-land and ask Aizen or Whitebeard, just get the **** out of here
Obito : Naruto,Sakura , let's wait for kaguya to open another portal
Kakashi : Oi oi, that portal looks exactly like the garganta from bleach manga
Kaguya : DHOO. YHOU DAREER
Black Zetsu : Excuse my mother she has no ability to talk
Black Zetsu : What she meant is that HOW DO YOU DARE TO CALL MY MOTHER A WANNA-BE
Kaguya : *opens another portal and tries to throw kakashi in it*
Obito : Fast let me in front of you i'll teleport us here
*Obito,Sakura,Naruto's clone enter the sand dimension*
Sakura : Sasuke-KUN!!!!!! what the..
"Sasuke appears dressed as a pharaoph with big moustache with hundreds of servants behind him, having an gold staff in his hand"
Naruto's Clone : Sasuke fast let's go back to kaguya
Sasuke : No, you are a mere peasent now naruto,i am the great pharaoph Sasukemon
Sakura : Sasuke-kun!! you have to come back with naruto and save the world
Sasukemon : Silence useless *****, you are not even worthy of my egyptean harem
Obito : Are you ****ing kidding me, i thought i'll look badass and important by taking you back to the battlefield and you don't wanna come??
Naruto : Sasuke are you ****ing retarded just wtf?
*Meanwhile Hagoromo and the hokages*
Hagormo : Wouldn't be a good idea to revive him, cause you gonna ged fked up again
Tobirama : tsk
Hagormo let's all talk inside my head
*In a dark place like where kurama talks to naruto appears and all the hokages and madara are here*
Hashirama : Madara please help us we gotta hurry to help naruto and sasuke to beat kaguya
Madara : That ***** took over my body pf..
Minato : Yea.. You should take revenge and help us to kill her
Madara : *sits down*
Madara : *Summoning no jutsu*
*Smoke clears and grumpy cat shows up*
'Madara is seen sitting down pating his grumpy cat'
Hiruzen : Come on Madara help us
*Madara shows the cat face to hiruzen*
Hokages : *sIGH*
Hashirama : Come on.. for the good old times.. rmemeber when you used to show me your sution
Madara : *grins* you want me to show it again
Hokages : No no thanks.
"In a corner of the place where hokages are arguing with Madara ,Hagormo sits down and drinks a coup of tea
Hagoromo : What's wrong with this world.. *facepalm*
*Back to Egypt Dimension*
Naruto : This is it im taking you back by force
*Sasuke starts running back to his pyramid*
*Sasuke stops running as he sees an old man that also is a pharaoph getting out of pyramid*
The old man spits on sasuke's face
*sasuke falls down*
Sasuke : Who the ..
The old man puts his foot on sasuke's face
The old man : I am Hamura the great pharaoph
Hamura : I suppose you are here for powerups you lame ass,
Naruto : Oooo you are hagoromo's broth...
Hamura : Silence you dumbass, you have come to the wrong place, i'm supposed to give powerup only to this lame ass fake-pharaoph
Sasuke : tsk
Naruto : but but from who im getting powerups then :|
Hamura : The hell i should know!? I Don't give a damn **** about it, don't ask me, take a trip to bleach-land and ask Aizen or Whitebeard, just get the **** out of here
