Much of a joke really, lol.
Hashirama: Ey Madara, whatcha doing?
Madara: Nothing much, chilling out.
Hashirama: Want to do something mad?
Madara: like wut?
Hashirama: Come with me to that mountain and I'll show you.
*On mountain, derp*
Madara: what?
Hashirama: Watch this!
*Hashirama puts hands together and creates a plant from the ground*
Madara: *Amazing...* What kinda of shinobi are you?
Hashirama: The special kind, now, burn that plant with your fire jutsu.
Madara: Why?
Hashirama: Just do it!!
Madara: Psh fine, no need to yell.
*Madara burns the plant, leaving a heap of smoke*
Hashirama: Now, breathe....
*Both breathes*
Hashirama and Madara: *sniff*
Madara: .......
Hashirama: ......hehe.....*he..he..
Madara: Faq man that tree is talking to me....
Madara and Hashirama looks stoned...
Hashirama: So good...cool eh?...
Madara: Nice jutsu..what do you call it?
Hashirama: Mokuton - Weed no Jutsu. Bwahaha!
Madara: you smart bastard.
And this twas the night Madara and Hashirama...smo*ked weed...the end
And kids, don't smoke weed, stay in school
Hashirama: Ey Madara, whatcha doing?
Madara: Nothing much, chilling out.
Hashirama: Want to do something mad?
Madara: like wut?
Hashirama: Come with me to that mountain and I'll show you.
*On mountain, derp*
Madara: what?
Hashirama: Watch this!
*Hashirama puts hands together and creates a plant from the ground*
Madara: *Amazing...* What kinda of shinobi are you?
Hashirama: The special kind, now, burn that plant with your fire jutsu.
Madara: Why?
Hashirama: Just do it!!
Madara: Psh fine, no need to yell.
*Madara burns the plant, leaving a heap of smoke*
Hashirama: Now, breathe....
*Both breathes*
Hashirama and Madara: *sniff*
Madara: .......
Hashirama: ......hehe.....*he..he..
Madara: Faq man that tree is talking to me....
Madara and Hashirama looks stoned...
Hashirama: So good...cool eh?...
Madara: Nice jutsu..what do you call it?
Hashirama: Mokuton - Weed no Jutsu. Bwahaha!
Madara: you smart bastard.
And this twas the night Madara and Hashirama...smo*ked weed...the end
And kids, don't smoke weed, stay in school